Ben McClellan
@benmcclellan.bsky.social
CPhT/essential employee, observational humorist, writer. Liberal. Detroit born, Chicago raised, Indiana (Evansville) resident. Button down mind. I'm still on Twitter, if it helps any.
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"What is the most harmless thing you’ve done that accidentally caused big drama?"
One thing? Back in summer of 1990, we moved to a new state and town, and I had to enter a school filled with all sorts of new faces and strangers. Obviously, I had no idea what was going on at my new school...
One thing? Back in summer of 1990, we moved to a new state and town, and I had to enter a school filled with all sorts of new faces and strangers. Obviously, I had no idea what was going on at my new school...
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
"What is the most harmless thing you’ve done that accidentally caused big drama?"
One thing? Back in summer of 1990, we moved to a new state and town, and I had to enter a school filled with all sorts of new faces and strangers. Obviously, I had no idea what was going on at my new school...
One thing? Back in summer of 1990, we moved to a new state and town, and I had to enter a school filled with all sorts of new faces and strangers. Obviously, I had no idea what was going on at my new school...
Another long night doing laundry ahead of me. Hadn't planned on it earlier, but I changed my mind.
I also had to disassemble (destroy) a 21 year old stereo to rescue CDs after the disc drawer stopped working. Discs are out, they're playing fine, and I'm down a 21 year old stereo (speakers kept).
I also had to disassemble (destroy) a 21 year old stereo to rescue CDs after the disc drawer stopped working. Discs are out, they're playing fine, and I'm down a 21 year old stereo (speakers kept).
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Another long night doing laundry ahead of me. Hadn't planned on it earlier, but I changed my mind.
I also had to disassemble (destroy) a 21 year old stereo to rescue CDs after the disc drawer stopped working. Discs are out, they're playing fine, and I'm down a 21 year old stereo (speakers kept).
I also had to disassemble (destroy) a 21 year old stereo to rescue CDs after the disc drawer stopped working. Discs are out, they're playing fine, and I'm down a 21 year old stereo (speakers kept).
"What do rich people have in their house that says they’re rich?"
A large sign on display that reads "I'M RICH" in enormous Impact font.
Bonus points if they have their wealth displayed on a digital sign nearby that fluctuates up or down whenever they spend or earn money.
A large sign on display that reads "I'M RICH" in enormous Impact font.
Bonus points if they have their wealth displayed on a digital sign nearby that fluctuates up or down whenever they spend or earn money.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"What do rich people have in their house that says they’re rich?"
A large sign on display that reads "I'M RICH" in enormous Impact font.
Bonus points if they have their wealth displayed on a digital sign nearby that fluctuates up or down whenever they spend or earn money.
A large sign on display that reads "I'M RICH" in enormous Impact font.
Bonus points if they have their wealth displayed on a digital sign nearby that fluctuates up or down whenever they spend or earn money.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Charlie Brown Room!
Man is the warmest place to hide, Charlie Brown
Every dead body that is not exterminated gets up and KILLS. The people it kills GET UP AND KILL, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Charlie Brown Room!
Apparently, the most "unhinged" thing one Redditor did after a breakup was...
...voluntarily vacationing in Bakersfield.
I can't judge. I've never been to California period, let alone Bakersfield.
...voluntarily vacationing in Bakersfield.
I can't judge. I've never been to California period, let alone Bakersfield.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Apparently, the most "unhinged" thing one Redditor did after a breakup was...
...voluntarily vacationing in Bakersfield.
I can't judge. I've never been to California period, let alone Bakersfield.
...voluntarily vacationing in Bakersfield.
I can't judge. I've never been to California period, let alone Bakersfield.
It's a big club, Charlie Brown, and you ain't in it.
You and Snoopy are not in the big club.
You and Snoopy are not in the big club.
Today a man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; that we are one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively and that there's no such thing as death and life is only a dream, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
It's a big club, Charlie Brown, and you ain't in it.
You and Snoopy are not in the big club.
You and Snoopy are not in the big club.
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, Charlie Brown!
What does an eight thousand pound mako shark with a brain the size of a flathead V8 engine and no natural predators think about, Charlie Brown?
I am the one who knocks, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 AM
No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, Charlie Brown!
I'd buy THAT for a dollar, Charlie Brown!
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I'd buy THAT for a dollar, Charlie Brown!
Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac- it's in the hole! It's in the hole, Charlie Brown!
You're a virgin who can't drive, Charlie Brown.
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac- it's in the hole! It's in the hole, Charlie Brown!
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
I'm sorry, Charlie Brown. I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm sorry, Charlie Brown. I'm afraid I can't do that.
First time, Charlie Brown?
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
I'm sorry, Charlie Brown. I'm afraid I can't do that.
I'm sorry, Charlie Brown. I'm afraid I can't do that.
One morning, I shot Charlie Brown in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Pardon me while I have a strange interlude, Charlie Brown.
Pardon me while I have a strange interlude, Charlie Brown.
Frankly, Charlie Brown, I don't give a damn.
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
One morning, I shot Charlie Brown in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
Pardon me while I have a strange interlude, Charlie Brown.
Pardon me while I have a strange interlude, Charlie Brown.
I'll have what she's having, Charlie Brown.
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I'll have what she's having, Charlie Brown.
Well, some of them are built so that the front doesn't fall off at all, Charlie Brown.
You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing, Charlie Brown.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Charlie Brown, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
November 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Well, some of them are built so that the front doesn't fall off at all, Charlie Brown.
I'm not even supposed to BE here today, Charlie Brown!
Where Is Your God Now, Charlie Brown?
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm not even supposed to BE here today, Charlie Brown!
What does a yellow light mean?
Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown!
No One Expects the Spanish Inquisition, Charlie Brown
We're Here To Talk About Your Drinking, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
What does a yellow light mean?
Charlie Brown!
Charlie Brown!
I am serious. And don't call me Charlie Brown.
You have no power over me, Charlie Brown.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I am serious. And don't call me Charlie Brown.
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of Charlie Brown, asking that blockhead to love her.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Charlie Brown.
No, I am your father, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I'm also just a girl, standing in front of Charlie Brown, asking that blockhead to love her.
As God as my witness, I thought Charlie Brown could fly.
What’s the Most You Ever Lost On a Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
As God as my witness, I thought Charlie Brown could fly.
Nobody steps on a church in my town, Charlie Brown!
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Nobody steps on a church in my town, Charlie Brown!
I like to watch, Charlie Brown.
you are privy to a great becoming and recognize nothing, charlie brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I like to watch, Charlie Brown.
This is no place for a convertible, Charlie Brown!
I Want You To Hold It Between Your Knees, Charlie Brown
The Next Time I Say "Let's Go Someplace Like Bolivia," Let's Go Someplace Like Bolivia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This is no place for a convertible, Charlie Brown!
Nobody puts Charlie Brown in a corner.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die, Charlie Brown.
He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Nobody puts Charlie Brown in a corner.
I'm mad as hell, Charlie Brown, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it’s Chinatown
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm mad as hell, Charlie Brown, and I'm not going to take it anymore!
Something that's unreasonably amusing to me right now:
A railroad's Instagram account.
It just seems really off.
A railroad's Instagram account.
It just seems really off.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Something that's unreasonably amusing to me right now:
A railroad's Instagram account.
It just seems really off.
A railroad's Instagram account.
It just seems really off.