Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
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listen, i *will* vote for 99% hitler. i dont care if there's an election going on or announced candidates or anything. it's happening
February 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
listen, i *will* vote for 99% hitler. i dont care if there's an election going on or announced candidates or anything. it's happening
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Anyone pitching Newsom wants the Dems to lose. It's that simple.
February 13, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Anyone pitching Newsom wants the Dems to lose. It's that simple.
Just remembered that the last thing I did before logging off Friday was to arrange for Tuesday off. 🎉
February 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Just remembered that the last thing I did before logging off Friday was to arrange for Tuesday off. 🎉
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Checking in with our P’s and C’s!
February 15, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Checking in with our P’s and C’s!
Look who got caught napping in the sock basket and cannot believe I had the audacity to wake her.
February 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Look who got caught napping in the sock basket and cannot believe I had the audacity to wake her.
This is wonderful!
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
This is wonderful!
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
I finally sorted through this week's mail this morning and found my lovely card from @scribblymoth.bsky.social.
You are as lovely and delightful as you are kind. Thank you! 💙
You are as lovely and delightful as you are kind. Thank you! 💙
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I finally sorted through this week's mail this morning and found my lovely card from @scribblymoth.bsky.social.
You are as lovely and delightful as you are kind. Thank you! 💙
You are as lovely and delightful as you are kind. Thank you! 💙
It’s me! I’m the Mack. I have returned.
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
It’s me! I’m the Mack. I have returned.
Nothing like Valentine's Day to make a man you divorced in 2009 call you in the middle of the night and demand to know why you stopped sleeping with him 17 years ago.
February 15, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Nothing like Valentine's Day to make a man you divorced in 2009 call you in the middle of the night and demand to know why you stopped sleeping with him 17 years ago.
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screenshotting every “forever valentine” post to use as ammunition later
February 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
screenshotting every “forever valentine” post to use as ammunition later
This is how I win!
Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
February 14, 2026 at 7:12 PM
This is how I win!
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bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold
Absolutely fucking not.
Stephen A. Smith told CBS News’ Robert Costa he is eying a presidential run and wants to be a part of the Democratic debates.
ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith ‘Moving Closer’ Toward Presidential Bid As Democratic Candidate
Stephen A. Smith told CBS News’ Robert Costa he is eying a presidential run and wants to be a part of the Democratic debates.
www.forbes.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Absolutely fucking not.
Well this article is just propping a sloppy blowjob for future John Fetterman, Graham ‘Totenkopf’ Platner, on the shoulders of Mamdani and Crockett.
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Well this article is just propping a sloppy blowjob for future John Fetterman, Graham ‘Totenkopf’ Platner, on the shoulders of Mamdani and Crockett.
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"Punch Nazis" includes Nick Fuentes
February 12, 2026 at 2:20 PM
"Punch Nazis" includes Nick Fuentes
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well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
well i for one couldn’t be more excited for the possibilities of AI. finally a technology that answers the age old question ‘what if clippy was wormtongue’
Oh cool. My cough is back. Maybe back to normal can happen tomorrow.
February 12, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Oh cool. My cough is back. Maybe back to normal can happen tomorrow.
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what is with these people and dogs?
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
what is with these people and dogs?
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Brent Rooker is the antidote to the Silly Season.
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Brent Rooker is the antidote to the Silly Season.
There aren’t many wins that feel this victorious.
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
There aren’t many wins that feel this victorious.
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Craig Kimbrel’s favorite artist is “AI.”
February 11, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Craig Kimbrel’s favorite artist is “AI.”