Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
I know not everybody has got a body like me
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I know not everybody has got a body like me
When I'm President, all my economic data is coming from The Store
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When I'm President, all my economic data is coming from The Store
And now to enjoy my day off
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
And now to enjoy my day off
Even my weather app knows.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Even my weather app knows.
And now I'm here. Halftime shows have NOT always been cool.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And now I'm here. Halftime shows have NOT always been cool.
Seems getting off the 2nd job at 10p on Sundays is not conducive to a Monday morning workout. Starting the day in 1983, apparently.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Seems getting off the 2nd job at 10p on Sundays is not conducive to a Monday morning workout. Starting the day in 1983, apparently.
It didn’t quite kill me, I guess.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It didn’t quite kill me, I guess.
Post you from a different era
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Post you from a different era
We have to do what Nappy Roots says.
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
We have to do what Nappy Roots says.
There are other people in Moose’s park. She’s appalled at the audacity
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
There are other people in Moose’s park. She’s appalled at the audacity
I wish I could shut off the part of my brain that is now certain we MUST get up at 4:00 AM on rest days.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I wish I could shut off the part of my brain that is now certain we MUST get up at 4:00 AM on rest days.
They found a snake today and it all went downhill from there.
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
They found a snake today and it all went downhill from there.
Me and k dot start the day.
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Me and k dot start the day.
It’s *really* nice out
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s *really* nice out
You want* this
*begrudgingly tolerate
*begrudgingly tolerate
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
You want* this
*begrudgingly tolerate
*begrudgingly tolerate
Back on my bullshit.
November 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Back on my bullshit.
Thirst trap specifically for @poopfoot.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Thirst trap specifically for @poopfoot.bsky.social
Overslept the gym alarm again. I am a hot mess.
October 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Overslept the gym alarm again. I am a hot mess.
I took a picture as she was yawning and I’m pretty sure the photo captured the demon inside my little Ace.
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I took a picture as she was yawning and I’m pretty sure the photo captured the demon inside my little Ace.
She's looking for a friend.
October 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
She's looking for a friend.
Started in B, may as well end in B.
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Started in B, may as well end in B.
I’m like hey, what’s up, hello.
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I’m like hey, what’s up, hello.
First day of a short week. I’ll live, probably.
October 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
First day of a short week. I’ll live, probably.