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taulpall64.bsky.social
UnPaulnishable
@taulpall64.bsky.social
“bullshit personified” | bassist for Nucaro | nonbinary | KCMO | 28 | 🔞
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may the best poster win
every time i rush and fuck something up i’m like “oh yeah it’s better to just wait and be patient” then forget that entirely next time there’s a lot going on
February 19, 2026 at 2:40 PM
may??? i get antsy if it’s april and i haven’t reclaimed my living room
February 19, 2026 at 6:04 AM
i always forget occam’s razor comes from some guy named Will and not an ancient greek
February 19, 2026 at 3:46 AM
why are you guys creating rules? the less thought you put into it the better
February 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
wonder how many actual adults in my life frown on me for having autocaps off
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
it’s supposed to freeze over the weekend but once the calendar reads March…
February 18, 2026 at 10:28 PM
the maddest i ever was leaving a movie theater was after getting fired from my high school job
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
there’s a part of me that’s convinced i should just put all my plants outside now since it’s so nice
February 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
San Diego, she just announced it on her insta
February 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
she burger on my king til i foot lettuce
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
being nonbinary just means no one ever knows which ED you’re talking about
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
good for you if you get to see wednesday open for ethel cain but also i fucking hate your guts
February 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 6:59 AM
artifact of roof damage where it was easier to just leave it off and add the borders than replace the damaged portion?
February 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
forever chasing the high of flying the plane on wii sports resort
February 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
you are cooked once she starts quizzing you on her cat’s names
February 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
cars that tuck their side mirrors in when they park are spiritually circumsized
February 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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pissing on my cake aand eating it too
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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write your own fucking words
draw your own fucking pictures
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 AM
*crying to ethel cain
February 17, 2026 at 3:26 AM
“elder emo” is the most poser label possible. it you’re not embarrassed by your teenage obsessions you didn’t obsess enough.
February 17, 2026 at 3:10 AM
“i’d catch on fire if i stepped foot in church” brother are you aware of what clergy has gotten away with? and you think you’re somehow worse than that?
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
keep wanting to say that American Teenager is the platonic ideal of a pop song except it doesn’t have a key change :/
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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Sticking it to the man by posting online. That will show them!!
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM