UnPaulnishable
@taulpall64.bsky.social
“bullshit personified” | bassist for Nucaro | nonbinary | KCMO | 28 | 🔞
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UnPaulnishable
@taulpall64.bsky.social
· Nov 13
may the best poster win
apple cider vinegar is a jenny-say-kwa ingredient. it should be added to something as a preparatory step and never to the final dish or as like a central figure but its existence in the supply chain is essential and noticeable.
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
apple cider vinegar is a jenny-say-kwa ingredient. it should be added to something as a preparatory step and never to the final dish or as like a central figure but its existence in the supply chain is essential and noticeable.
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there’s a longer version here in which our hero follows up by telling him “you can go peacefully fuck yourself” after he claims to be “peacefully standing for my beliefs”
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
there’s a longer version here in which our hero follows up by telling him “you can go peacefully fuck yourself” after he claims to be “peacefully standing for my beliefs”
they absolutely do make them like Jim Morrison still but there will never be another Ray Manzarek
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
they absolutely do make them like Jim Morrison still but there will never be another Ray Manzarek
hyvee is selling houseplants with those shitty coco coir poles as “plants with totem poles” which is amazingly more incorrect than just calling them moss poles
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
hyvee is selling houseplants with those shitty coco coir poles as “plants with totem poles” which is amazingly more incorrect than just calling them moss poles
what recourse even is there for choosing a small cart when i needed a big one? now i just look dumb
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
what recourse even is there for choosing a small cart when i needed a big one? now i just look dumb
ai generated slutty copypasta (don’t do this)
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
ai generated slutty copypasta (don’t do this)
if you’re writing music without key changes you should consider writing better music
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
if you’re writing music without key changes you should consider writing better music
unlicensed nicotine therapist (i will let you bitch at me about whatever for the length of time it takes for us to share a cigarette)
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
unlicensed nicotine therapist (i will let you bitch at me about whatever for the length of time it takes for us to share a cigarette)
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You were god’s favorite creampie
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
You were god’s favorite creampie
wait a peloton is an actual cycling term and not just an annoying brand? wild
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
wait a peloton is an actual cycling term and not just an annoying brand? wild
the worst polycule you know has multiple splinter dates at the oddities exhibition this weekend
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
the worst polycule you know has multiple splinter dates at the oddities exhibition this weekend
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I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
the Doggett X-Files are ass and although i can’t confirm that was the consensus as they were aired but they deserve to be lauded now given that every moderately decent show can’t survive even a middling season
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
the Doggett X-Files are ass and although i can’t confirm that was the consensus as they were aired but they deserve to be lauded now given that every moderately decent show can’t survive even a middling season
me vs deleting the archaic profile still on my hulu from a friend i gave the login to years (and many passwords) ago
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
me vs deleting the archaic profile still on my hulu from a friend i gave the login to years (and many passwords) ago
not a single person on this earth who peddled some bullshit supplement has received enough hate for it
February 13, 2026 at 2:55 AM
not a single person on this earth who peddled some bullshit supplement has received enough hate for it
we need to end the short-form content creator to podcaster pipeline
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 AM
we need to end the short-form content creator to podcaster pipeline
good news: my spring calendar is filling up
bad news: my spring calendar is filling up.
bad news: my spring calendar is filling up.
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
good news: my spring calendar is filling up
bad news: my spring calendar is filling up.
bad news: my spring calendar is filling up.
there has never been a justification for a metalcore cover of any song ever
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
there has never been a justification for a metalcore cover of any song ever
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The problem with how the Nick Castellanos meme got expanded is that it stopped being sustainable in the world we're living in; he'd have to have hit like 67 home runs last year for it to still be plausible.
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The problem with how the Nick Castellanos meme got expanded is that it stopped being sustainable in the world we're living in; he'd have to have hit like 67 home runs last year for it to still be plausible.
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This is a win. Now maintain focus on stopping the Leavenworth concentration camp
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
This is a win. Now maintain focus on stopping the Leavenworth concentration camp
accidentally wore the same band’s hoodie over their shirt today
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
accidentally wore the same band’s hoodie over their shirt today
watching new tv shows would be so much more coherent if i wasn’t doing an episode a month
February 12, 2026 at 12:50 AM
watching new tv shows would be so much more coherent if i wasn’t doing an episode a month
vengatheys…no…vengapeople…maybe…vengaenb-*gunshot*
February 11, 2026 at 8:35 PM
vengatheys…no…vengapeople…maybe…vengaenb-*gunshot*
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mask blocs will often handoff, drop, or mail you masks and/or tests
🤩
mask wearing is nonbinary. if you are unable for work or whatever it doesn’t mean you can’t mask in other places
pick a place and try!
public transit is a great place to start!
masking is also *antifascist*
need masks?
dm me
🤩
mask wearing is nonbinary. if you are unable for work or whatever it doesn’t mean you can’t mask in other places
pick a place and try!
public transit is a great place to start!
masking is also *antifascist*
need masks?
dm me
if masks are pricey for you, reader, check out covidactionmap.org + maskbloc.org to see if there are groups near you who can provide them. no one near you? check the link in my bio for the “how to start a maskbloc” zine, & the thread below for tips on making air at your gatherings a lil safer.
don’t know where to start? here are some brands that i like (+a vid of me wearin some, for a visual):
•Bonafide Masks
•WellBefore
•Dräger
•BeHealthy
•Laianzhi
•Breatheteq
•BNX
•3M
•MaskC
•CambridgeMask
*buying directly from distributors (some use amazon)=best way to avoid less than quality product
•Bonafide Masks
•WellBefore
•Dräger
•BeHealthy
•Laianzhi
•Breatheteq
•BNX
•3M
•MaskC
•CambridgeMask
*buying directly from distributors (some use amazon)=best way to avoid less than quality product
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 AM
mask blocs will often handoff, drop, or mail you masks and/or tests
🤩
mask wearing is nonbinary. if you are unable for work or whatever it doesn’t mean you can’t mask in other places
pick a place and try!
public transit is a great place to start!
masking is also *antifascist*
need masks?
dm me
🤩
mask wearing is nonbinary. if you are unable for work or whatever it doesn’t mean you can’t mask in other places
pick a place and try!
public transit is a great place to start!
masking is also *antifascist*
need masks?
dm me
what base is sending mugshots
February 10, 2026 at 1:08 PM
what base is sending mugshots