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taulpall64.bsky.social
UnPaulnishable
@taulpall64.bsky.social
“bullshit personified” | bassist for Nucaro | nonbinary | KCMO | 28 | 🔞
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may the best poster win
we need like a three year moratorium on CGI
February 20, 2026 at 3:29 AM
she’s divine on my inter til i vention
February 20, 2026 at 3:25 AM
part of the problem with lore is that it’s expected to be completely cohesive and even like the most recent century of history, the only one where film is readily accessible, contains so many conflicting accounts of the way things went down
February 20, 2026 at 12:43 AM
he human brain was not designed to see this many acl tears
February 19, 2026 at 11:46 PM
performative misandry
February 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Imagine being scared of dying, a totally normal thing a billion people have done already. Like being scared of camping, or eating a sandwich. Couldn't be me
February 19, 2026 at 8:08 PM
hollywood undead covering motley crue is actually perfect
February 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
is there anyone else out there that’s a lazier sampler than David Guetta?
February 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
she red on my white till i blue
February 19, 2026 at 5:10 PM
every time i rush and fuck something up i’m like “oh yeah it’s better to just wait and be patient” then forget that entirely next time there’s a lot going on
February 19, 2026 at 2:40 PM
i always forget occam’s razor comes from some guy named Will and not an ancient greek
February 19, 2026 at 3:46 AM
wonder how many actual adults in my life frown on me for having autocaps off
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
the maddest i ever was leaving a movie theater was after getting fired from my high school job
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
there’s a part of me that’s convinced i should just put all my plants outside now since it’s so nice
February 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
she burger on my king til i foot lettuce
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
being nonbinary just means no one ever knows which ED you’re talking about
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
good for you if you get to see wednesday open for ethel cain but also i fucking hate your guts
February 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 6:59 AM
forever chasing the high of flying the plane on wii sports resort
February 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
you are cooked once she starts quizzing you on her cat’s names
February 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
cars that tuck their side mirrors in when they park are spiritually circumsized
February 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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pissing on my cake aand eating it too
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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write your own fucking words
draw your own fucking pictures
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 AM
“elder emo” is the most poser label possible. it you’re not embarrassed by your teenage obsessions you didn’t obsess enough.
February 17, 2026 at 3:10 AM