UnPaulnishable
@taulpall64.bsky.social
“bullshit personified” | bassist for Nucaro | nonbinary | KCMO | 28 | 🔞
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UnPaulnishable
@taulpall64.bsky.social
· Nov 13
may the best poster win
“elder emo” is the most poser label possible. it you’re not embarrassed by your teenage obsessions you didn’t obsess enough.
February 17, 2026 at 3:10 AM
“elder emo” is the most poser label possible. it you’re not embarrassed by your teenage obsessions you didn’t obsess enough.
“i’d catch on fire if i stepped foot in church” brother are you aware of what clergy has gotten away with? and you think you’re somehow worse than that?
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
“i’d catch on fire if i stepped foot in church” brother are you aware of what clergy has gotten away with? and you think you’re somehow worse than that?
keep wanting to say that American Teenager is the platonic ideal of a pop song except it doesn’t have a key change :/
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
keep wanting to say that American Teenager is the platonic ideal of a pop song except it doesn’t have a key change :/
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Sticking it to the man by posting online. That will show them!!
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Sticking it to the man by posting online. That will show them!!
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Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
shooters shoot [manipulatively]
February 16, 2026 at 5:52 AM
shooters shoot [manipulatively]
Mama, at the very least, deserves some noise in the general conversation and i don’t want it to be a forgotten favorite
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Mama, at the very least, deserves some noise in the general conversation and i don’t want it to be a forgotten favorite
respectfully, if you have any adoration for stephen king, why not simply read clive barker and not have to hopscotch over the csa elements
February 16, 2026 at 5:15 AM
respectfully, if you have any adoration for stephen king, why not simply read clive barker and not have to hopscotch over the csa elements
enough band names, come up with a riff
February 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
enough band names, come up with a riff
don’t let having a job prevent you from acting unemployable
February 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
don’t let having a job prevent you from acting unemployable
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sorry babe the crocs stay on during sex
February 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
sorry babe the crocs stay on during sex
do you think dinosaurs had specific smells that don’t exist anymore
February 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
do you think dinosaurs had specific smells that don’t exist anymore
i think i’ve watched more movies this week than like all of 2025
February 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
i think i’ve watched more movies this week than like all of 2025
screenshotting every “forever valentine” post to use as ammunition later
February 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
screenshotting every “forever valentine” post to use as ammunition later
apple cider vinegar is a jenny-say-kwa ingredient. it should be added to something as a preparatory step and never to the final dish or as like a central figure but its existence in the supply chain is essential and noticeable.
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
apple cider vinegar is a jenny-say-kwa ingredient. it should be added to something as a preparatory step and never to the final dish or as like a central figure but its existence in the supply chain is essential and noticeable.
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there’s a longer version here in which our hero follows up by telling him “you can go peacefully fuck yourself” after he claims to be “peacefully standing for my beliefs”
February 13, 2026 at 11:49 PM
there’s a longer version here in which our hero follows up by telling him “you can go peacefully fuck yourself” after he claims to be “peacefully standing for my beliefs”
they absolutely do make them like Jim Morrison still but there will never be another Ray Manzarek
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
they absolutely do make them like Jim Morrison still but there will never be another Ray Manzarek
hyvee is selling houseplants with those shitty coco coir poles as “plants with totem poles” which is amazingly more incorrect than just calling them moss poles
February 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
hyvee is selling houseplants with those shitty coco coir poles as “plants with totem poles” which is amazingly more incorrect than just calling them moss poles
what recourse even is there for choosing a small cart when i needed a big one? now i just look dumb
February 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
what recourse even is there for choosing a small cart when i needed a big one? now i just look dumb
ai generated slutty copypasta (don’t do this)
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
ai generated slutty copypasta (don’t do this)
if you’re writing music without key changes you should consider writing better music
February 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
if you’re writing music without key changes you should consider writing better music
unlicensed nicotine therapist (i will let you bitch at me about whatever for the length of time it takes for us to share a cigarette)
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
unlicensed nicotine therapist (i will let you bitch at me about whatever for the length of time it takes for us to share a cigarette)
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You were god’s favorite creampie
February 13, 2026 at 3:21 PM
You were god’s favorite creampie
wait a peloton is an actual cycling term and not just an annoying brand? wild
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
wait a peloton is an actual cycling term and not just an annoying brand? wild
the worst polycule you know has multiple splinter dates at the oddities exhibition this weekend
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
the worst polycule you know has multiple splinter dates at the oddities exhibition this weekend