UnPaulnishable
@taulpall64.bsky.social
“bullshit personified” | bassist for Nucaro | nonbinary | KCMO | 28 | 🔞
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UnPaulnishable
@taulpall64.bsky.social
· Nov 13
may the best poster win
wonder how many actual adults in my life frown on me for having autocaps off
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
wonder how many actual adults in my life frown on me for having autocaps off
the maddest i ever was leaving a movie theater was after getting fired from my high school job
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
the maddest i ever was leaving a movie theater was after getting fired from my high school job
there’s a part of me that’s convinced i should just put all my plants outside now since it’s so nice
February 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
there’s a part of me that’s convinced i should just put all my plants outside now since it’s so nice
she burger on my king til i foot lettuce
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
she burger on my king til i foot lettuce
being nonbinary just means no one ever knows which ED you’re talking about
February 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
being nonbinary just means no one ever knows which ED you’re talking about
good for you if you get to see wednesday open for ethel cain but also i fucking hate your guts
February 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
good for you if you get to see wednesday open for ethel cain but also i fucking hate your guts
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Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
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forever chasing the high of flying the plane on wii sports resort
February 18, 2026 at 4:36 AM
forever chasing the high of flying the plane on wii sports resort
you are cooked once she starts quizzing you on her cat’s names
February 18, 2026 at 4:10 AM
you are cooked once she starts quizzing you on her cat’s names
cars that tuck their side mirrors in when they park are spiritually circumsized
February 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
cars that tuck their side mirrors in when they park are spiritually circumsized
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pissing on my cake aand eating it too
February 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
pissing on my cake aand eating it too
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write your own fucking words
draw your own fucking pictures
draw your own fucking pictures
February 17, 2026 at 4:59 AM
write your own fucking words
draw your own fucking pictures
draw your own fucking pictures
“elder emo” is the most poser label possible. it you’re not embarrassed by your teenage obsessions you didn’t obsess enough.
February 17, 2026 at 3:10 AM
“elder emo” is the most poser label possible. it you’re not embarrassed by your teenage obsessions you didn’t obsess enough.
“i’d catch on fire if i stepped foot in church” brother are you aware of what clergy has gotten away with? and you think you’re somehow worse than that?
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 AM
“i’d catch on fire if i stepped foot in church” brother are you aware of what clergy has gotten away with? and you think you’re somehow worse than that?
keep wanting to say that American Teenager is the platonic ideal of a pop song except it doesn’t have a key change :/
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
keep wanting to say that American Teenager is the platonic ideal of a pop song except it doesn’t have a key change :/
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Sticking it to the man by posting online. That will show them!!
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Sticking it to the man by posting online. That will show them!!
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Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years
shooters shoot [manipulatively]
February 16, 2026 at 5:52 AM
shooters shoot [manipulatively]
Mama, at the very least, deserves some noise in the general conversation and i don’t want it to be a forgotten favorite
February 16, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Mama, at the very least, deserves some noise in the general conversation and i don’t want it to be a forgotten favorite
respectfully, if you have any adoration for stephen king, why not simply read clive barker and not have to hopscotch over the csa elements
February 16, 2026 at 5:15 AM
respectfully, if you have any adoration for stephen king, why not simply read clive barker and not have to hopscotch over the csa elements
enough band names, come up with a riff
February 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
enough band names, come up with a riff
don’t let having a job prevent you from acting unemployable
February 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
don’t let having a job prevent you from acting unemployable
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sorry babe the crocs stay on during sex
February 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
sorry babe the crocs stay on during sex
do you think dinosaurs had specific smells that don’t exist anymore
February 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
do you think dinosaurs had specific smells that don’t exist anymore