Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
Happy Birthday to a man made of baseball and love. youtu.be/LtE2I6jsung?...
Buck O'Neil - Baseball Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony Speech
YouTube video by National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Happy Birthday to a man made of baseball and love. youtu.be/LtE2I6jsung?...
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I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
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Important takeaway: I'm never going to apologize for a typo in an email again.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Important takeaway: I'm never going to apologize for a typo in an email again.
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we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
we need a department of kerning
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November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Ok, so getting past the holiday didn't help. I'm still all out of productivity
My boss is on vacation and I have a holiday tomorrow. I cannot will myself to do anything productive in these conditions.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ok, so getting past the holiday didn't help. I'm still all out of productivity
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
I know not everybody has got a body like me
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I know not everybody has got a body like me
How did The Blues Brothers miss his list?
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
How did The Blues Brothers miss his list?
When I'm President, all my economic data is coming from The Store
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When I'm President, all my economic data is coming from The Store
How early is too early to get ready for bed?
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How early is too early to get ready for bed?
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Looking forward to all of this sort of thing your Aunt is seeing on Facebook today
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Looking forward to all of this sort of thing your Aunt is seeing on Facebook today
And now to enjoy my day off
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
And now to enjoy my day off
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No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes….nailed it 🎯
How are the parties functionally different?
CNN: Was the shutdown worth it?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: We have waged a battle on behalf of the American people.
CNN: But you didn't get what you want.
JEFFRIES: At the end of the day, the fight lives on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
How are the parties functionally different?
Even my weather app knows.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Even my weather app knows.
2031: PTBNL from the KC Royals wins his 3rd Cy Young
We have acquired OF Kameron Misner from the Tampa Bay Rays for a player to be named later or cash considerations.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
2031: PTBNL from the KC Royals wins his 3rd Cy Young
Reality show tell-alls are my favorite kind of garbage.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reality show tell-alls are my favorite kind of garbage.
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NEW: James Comey has filed his reply to the gov't's response to his motion to dismiss for vindictive prosecution.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71459...
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71459...
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
NEW: James Comey has filed his reply to the gov't's response to his motion to dismiss for vindictive prosecution.
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71459...
www.courtlistener.com/docket/71459...
I still wonder how Chris Martin feels about getting the halftime show but then having it interrupted by a Beyoncé and Bruno Mars concert at the height of Uptown Funk/Formation
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I still wonder how Chris Martin feels about getting the halftime show but then having it interrupted by a Beyoncé and Bruno Mars concert at the height of Uptown Funk/Formation
And now I'm here. Halftime shows have NOT always been cool.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And now I'm here. Halftime shows have NOT always been cool.
Starting the workday with the Material Girl has me here. The VMAs used to be so cool. youtu.be/lTaXtWWR16A?...
Madonna - Vogue (Live at the MTV Awards 1990) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Madonna
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Starting the workday with the Material Girl has me here. The VMAs used to be so cool. youtu.be/lTaXtWWR16A?...
My boss is on vacation and I have a holiday tomorrow. I cannot will myself to do anything productive in these conditions.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My boss is on vacation and I have a holiday tomorrow. I cannot will myself to do anything productive in these conditions.
Seems getting off the 2nd job at 10p on Sundays is not conducive to a Monday morning workout. Starting the day in 1983, apparently.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Seems getting off the 2nd job at 10p on Sundays is not conducive to a Monday morning workout. Starting the day in 1983, apparently.