Ben 🌝
@benlydon.bsky.social
Former twitter doomscroller, current bisexual cryptid. He/him
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The Cass Review gets peer reviewed and absolutely shredded
Cass is the Wakefield of our time. A scandal in broad daylight
Cass is the Wakefield of our time. A scandal in broad daylight
May 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The Cass Review gets peer reviewed and absolutely shredded
Cass is the Wakefield of our time. A scandal in broad daylight
Cass is the Wakefield of our time. A scandal in broad daylight
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walked into a lamp post trying to avoid a wasp and a nearby bard immediately wrote it into his song The Buffoon's Lament
April 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
walked into a lamp post trying to avoid a wasp and a nearby bard immediately wrote it into his song The Buffoon's Lament
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As Bluesky has grown, I've seen a lot of backsliding on alt text. Please try to be considerate to others and include alt text with all of your images. It helps everyone. Indeed, in the "accessibility" setting in Bluesky you can set it to make sure you add alt text, which is a useful thing to do.
March 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
As Bluesky has grown, I've seen a lot of backsliding on alt text. Please try to be considerate to others and include alt text with all of your images. It helps everyone. Indeed, in the "accessibility" setting in Bluesky you can set it to make sure you add alt text, which is a useful thing to do.
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The Ones Who Sprint Towards Omelas
March 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The Ones Who Sprint Towards Omelas
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a dark day for ska
March 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
a dark day for ska
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When I'm liking everyone's posts but not replying or making my own posts
February 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
When I'm liking everyone's posts but not replying or making my own posts
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[3000 BC]
GUY: what if we cooked the corn
OTHER GUY: i bet nothing loud or surprising would happen
GUY: what if we cooked the corn
OTHER GUY: i bet nothing loud or surprising would happen
January 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
[3000 BC]
GUY: what if we cooked the corn
OTHER GUY: i bet nothing loud or surprising would happen
GUY: what if we cooked the corn
OTHER GUY: i bet nothing loud or surprising would happen
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If a whale bit my leg, I would simply pursue him relentlessly until my obsessive hatred became my undoing
January 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If a whale bit my leg, I would simply pursue him relentlessly until my obsessive hatred became my undoing
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me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 AM
me: you boy what day is it today?
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
boy: nonces shout out of the window day.
me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.
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Really coming down to the wire on this one.
December 11, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Really coming down to the wire on this one.
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Has science gone too far?
December 6, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Has science gone too far?
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While Mothman enjoys being a harbinger of doom, his true passion is making artisanal cheeses. You can find him most Saturdays at the farmer's market.
December 4, 2024 at 7:08 AM
While Mothman enjoys being a harbinger of doom, his true passion is making artisanal cheeses. You can find him most Saturdays at the farmer's market.
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The yule worms are vibrating to the frequency of holiday cheer, their internal baubles jangling, their many mouths slurping up popcorn garlands like spaghetti.
November 27, 2024 at 5:36 AM
The yule worms are vibrating to the frequency of holiday cheer, their internal baubles jangling, their many mouths slurping up popcorn garlands like spaghetti.
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Officer: Sir, have you been drinking?
Me: No, my attraction to you is genuine
Me: No, my attraction to you is genuine
November 21, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Officer: Sir, have you been drinking?
Me: No, my attraction to you is genuine
Me: No, my attraction to you is genuine
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okay, we're starting with this
Step 1. call your own rep if you haven't already!
Step 2. sign this (cis women only please! cis guys, you can help by boosting)
Step 3. much depends on the success and reach of step 2; lots of options if this blows up
actionnetwork.org/petitions/no...
Step 1. call your own rep if you haven't already!
Step 2. sign this (cis women only please! cis guys, you can help by boosting)
Step 3. much depends on the success and reach of step 2; lots of options if this blows up
actionnetwork.org/petitions/no...
November 21, 2024 at 5:50 AM
okay, we're starting with this
Step 1. call your own rep if you haven't already!
Step 2. sign this (cis women only please! cis guys, you can help by boosting)
Step 3. much depends on the success and reach of step 2; lots of options if this blows up
actionnetwork.org/petitions/no...
Step 1. call your own rep if you haven't already!
Step 2. sign this (cis women only please! cis guys, you can help by boosting)
Step 3. much depends on the success and reach of step 2; lots of options if this blows up
actionnetwork.org/petitions/no...
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[porn director pulls me aside] you gotta quit saying "golly"
October 22, 2023 at 10:50 PM
[porn director pulls me aside] you gotta quit saying "golly"
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I get it, vegetables in the refrigerator; I also want to be hidden for months wasting away in total obscurity
March 3, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I get it, vegetables in the refrigerator; I also want to be hidden for months wasting away in total obscurity
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it’s simple. the clown sells you meat. the little stripes man wants to steal the meat. there is a large smiling mound, purple mound, and we don’t know what he does. but we trust him
November 11, 2024 at 7:09 PM
it’s simple. the clown sells you meat. the little stripes man wants to steal the meat. there is a large smiling mound, purple mound, and we don’t know what he does. but we trust him
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When you forget to set the oven timer
January 5, 2024 at 2:26 PM
When you forget to set the oven timer
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Just lost Womblageddon 😔 (Whamageddon for Wombling Merry Christmas)
December 22, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Just lost Womblageddon 😔 (Whamageddon for Wombling Merry Christmas)
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