beetsbluecheese
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Anti-ignorance crusader currently spinning plates in the deep dark woods. #HexThePatriarchy
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The White House doesn’t need a ballroom…
It needs a President.
It needs a President.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The White House doesn’t need a ballroom…
It needs a President.
It needs a President.
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
Today democracy WON. Finally. #mikiesherrill
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Today democracy WON. Finally. #mikiesherrill
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That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".
September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".
7.5 mths and 75 lbs… This girl is officially NOT a lap dog. #dogsofbluesky #adoptdontshop
September 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
7.5 mths and 75 lbs… This girl is officially NOT a lap dog. #dogsofbluesky #adoptdontshop
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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In a blind taste test, 8 out of 10 people preferred fucking around to finding out.
August 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
In a blind taste test, 8 out of 10 people preferred fucking around to finding out.
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Welcome to your 50s. You know every word of “Rapper’s Delight” but you forgot you already bought bananas yesterday and now you’re ready to feed the monkeys you don’t even have.
August 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Welcome to your 50s. You know every word of “Rapper’s Delight” but you forgot you already bought bananas yesterday and now you’re ready to feed the monkeys you don’t even have.
You lit the match, now taste the fire. #NoKings #MundusSineCaesaribus
June 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
You lit the match, now taste the fire. #NoKings #MundusSineCaesaribus
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Just a girl, drinking her coffee, thinking everyone should STFU
February 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Just a girl, drinking her coffee, thinking everyone should STFU
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my milkshake brought seven turkeys, four deer and a possum to the yard
January 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
my milkshake brought seven turkeys, four deer and a possum to the yard
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This year, I resolve to grow fangs, sprout claws, and retreat to the woods to run with a bloodthirsty wolf pack where I truly belong.
January 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This year, I resolve to grow fangs, sprout claws, and retreat to the woods to run with a bloodthirsty wolf pack where I truly belong.
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I thought that the anti-christ would be cooler
December 29, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I thought that the anti-christ would be cooler
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*racking a shotgun* tell me again how my meringues aren’t pillowy enough
December 13, 2024 at 11:17 PM
*racking a shotgun* tell me again how my meringues aren’t pillowy enough
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That time you saw only one set of footprints in the sand was when Jesus unfollowed you
November 23, 2024 at 1:36 PM
That time you saw only one set of footprints in the sand was when Jesus unfollowed you
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Not your body? Not your business.
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Not your body? Not your business.
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me: i make a mean burrito
my burrito: fuck you
my burrito: fuck you
November 17, 2024 at 11:38 PM
me: i make a mean burrito
my burrito: fuck you
my burrito: fuck you