beetsbluecheese
@beetsbluecheese.bsky.social
Anti-ignorance crusader currently spinning plates in the deep dark woods. #HexThePatriarchy
My friend is suffering from frequent TIA's and his prognosis isn't good. Doctors are tracking the slow atrophy these are causing his brain and a monthly MRI is part of his palliative care.
The only thing Trump's MRI is preventing is public shock when he kicks.
The only thing Trump's MRI is preventing is public shock when he kicks.
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My friend is suffering from frequent TIA's and his prognosis isn't good. Doctors are tracking the slow atrophy these are causing his brain and a monthly MRI is part of his palliative care.
The only thing Trump's MRI is preventing is public shock when he kicks.
The only thing Trump's MRI is preventing is public shock when he kicks.
I suspect the players involved thought right about now they'd be priming Vance to step in, only to realize the feelings of distain he evokes knows no party, culture or continent. So the inevitable has been delayed, and more ivermectin has been ordered while they scramble to develop a new plan.
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I suspect the players involved thought right about now they'd be priming Vance to step in, only to realize the feelings of distain he evokes knows no party, culture or continent. So the inevitable has been delayed, and more ivermectin has been ordered while they scramble to develop a new plan.
Gulp. So many patsies being hung out to dry, and so small of a rack.
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Gulp. So many patsies being hung out to dry, and so small of a rack.
I live in a Red corner of a Blue state. On Nov 4th 2025, for the first time in 80 yrs, the number of Dem elected representatives in my county outnumber the Republican. So to my mind, you’re 100% right. Oh, the other thing worth noting... My county is also home to Trump National.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I live in a Red corner of a Blue state. On Nov 4th 2025, for the first time in 80 yrs, the number of Dem elected representatives in my county outnumber the Republican. So to my mind, you’re 100% right. Oh, the other thing worth noting... My county is also home to Trump National.
Marge has said that she steadfastly remains America First, but that the current incarnation of the GOP no longer seems to share her mission. My guess is she's timed her departure to force a special election for her seat, hoping that a Dem wins, thus allowing her a final fuck you to the GOP.
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Marge has said that she steadfastly remains America First, but that the current incarnation of the GOP no longer seems to share her mission. My guess is she's timed her departure to force a special election for her seat, hoping that a Dem wins, thus allowing her a final fuck you to the GOP.
Don't be such a Debbie Downer and overlook the amazing gift Trump actually gave us; His bulldoging of Bondi into going after Clinton, Chase, Summers etc will allow them some BIG BEAUTIFUL legal discovery. That my friend is priceless.
November 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Don't be such a Debbie Downer and overlook the amazing gift Trump actually gave us; His bulldoging of Bondi into going after Clinton, Chase, Summers etc will allow them some BIG BEAUTIFUL legal discovery. That my friend is priceless.
wow. I love this. It reminds me of where I grew up in New England. I'm such a sucker for a good grove of White Birch.
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
wow. I love this. It reminds me of where I grew up in New England. I'm such a sucker for a good grove of White Birch.
MTG knows a revolution is coming and simply wants her paycheck to be on the right side of it. She’ll surely admit to previously having poor judgement, but I wouldn’t hold my breath that she’s ever gonna dish on the power players behind J6— or her penchant for pipe bombs.
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
MTG knows a revolution is coming and simply wants her paycheck to be on the right side of it. She’ll surely admit to previously having poor judgement, but I wouldn’t hold my breath that she’s ever gonna dish on the power players behind J6— or her penchant for pipe bombs.
Jokes are so much less funny when they require explanation.
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Jokes are so much less funny when they require explanation.
I often wonder what would happen if he really does kick before his official retirement plan is finalized. Will we even be told? Would they just activate his double and keep his appearances minimal? His replacement certainly won't be the worlds least poplar VP, what happens to him? Oh the suspense!
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I often wonder what would happen if he really does kick before his official retirement plan is finalized. Will we even be told? Would they just activate his double and keep his appearances minimal? His replacement certainly won't be the worlds least poplar VP, what happens to him? Oh the suspense!
I'm frankly shocked it's not comic sans.
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm frankly shocked it's not comic sans.
Facts the desperate half-dead pedo can't avoid:
His approval is TANKING.
Project 2025 needs MAGA support to keep rolling along.
Every time he tries to stick it to the Dems— he fucks his base.
The Heritage Foundation players are busy crafting his 'retirement' plan.
Democracy will ultimately win.
His approval is TANKING.
Project 2025 needs MAGA support to keep rolling along.
Every time he tries to stick it to the Dems— he fucks his base.
The Heritage Foundation players are busy crafting his 'retirement' plan.
Democracy will ultimately win.
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Facts the desperate half-dead pedo can't avoid:
His approval is TANKING.
Project 2025 needs MAGA support to keep rolling along.
Every time he tries to stick it to the Dems— he fucks his base.
The Heritage Foundation players are busy crafting his 'retirement' plan.
Democracy will ultimately win.
His approval is TANKING.
Project 2025 needs MAGA support to keep rolling along.
Every time he tries to stick it to the Dems— he fucks his base.
The Heritage Foundation players are busy crafting his 'retirement' plan.
Democracy will ultimately win.
Same Zohran, same. Now seems like the perfect time to finally command Z that Tappan Zee Bridge name change folly.
November 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Same Zohran, same. Now seems like the perfect time to finally command Z that Tappan Zee Bridge name change folly.
High five - Also killin’ it
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
High five - Also killin’ it
The Left’s visceral reaction is precisely why the “remodeling” is taken place post No Kings.
October 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The Left’s visceral reaction is precisely why the “remodeling” is taken place post No Kings.
I say this in absolute and complete seriousness— Cuomo should really take the L now, and go lick his wounds somewhere warm until Mamdani's inauguration in January.
October 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I say this in absolute and complete seriousness— Cuomo should really take the L now, and go lick his wounds somewhere warm until Mamdani's inauguration in January.
Nah. They care about upsetting “the radical Left”, not a George Santos. Georgie boy is just their latest attempt to distract from TRUMP’S NAME BEING FEATURED IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.
October 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Nah. They care about upsetting “the radical Left”, not a George Santos. Georgie boy is just their latest attempt to distract from TRUMP’S NAME BEING FEATURED IN THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Not to split hairs but… if Kamala had contested the obviously fraudulent election, we also could have been brunching.
October 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Not to split hairs but… if Kamala had contested the obviously fraudulent election, we also could have been brunching.
Girl… you could be on Fox News if you bought one of their Line Producers Starbucks. It ain’t no thing.
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Girl… you could be on Fox News if you bought one of their Line Producers Starbucks. It ain’t no thing.
While on the surface this seems like ‘good news’, the fact that they’re now trying to mandate prescriptions for Covid shots makes it actually seem more like ‘what could have been’ news.
October 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
While on the surface this seems like ‘good news’, the fact that they’re now trying to mandate prescriptions for Covid shots makes it actually seem more like ‘what could have been’ news.
Interesting. I wonder if Hakeem has been on a government agency homepage anytime within the past 24 hrs and been welcomed by this ‘not worth dwelling on’ message. That shit is fucked up.
October 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Interesting. I wonder if Hakeem has been on a government agency homepage anytime within the past 24 hrs and been welcomed by this ‘not worth dwelling on’ message. That shit is fucked up.
The US has farmers who rely on the govt to buy their crops, farmers who take federal dollars to NOT grow crops, and farmers whose crops are solely exported overseas. Yet, they managed to convince themselves that they wouldn't be affected when Trump followed thru on what he promised to do.
Oh well.
Oh well.
October 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The US has farmers who rely on the govt to buy their crops, farmers who take federal dollars to NOT grow crops, and farmers whose crops are solely exported overseas. Yet, they managed to convince themselves that they wouldn't be affected when Trump followed thru on what he promised to do.
Oh well.
Oh well.