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Governor McCheese
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Gay Gen-X guy living in Chicago. I wanted to be a Muppeteer. In no one’s starter pack. AI is theft. DEVO was right.

REPUBLICANS COULD STOP THIS AT ANY TIME
Pinned
Look, Democrats have no power (voters saw to that), and there is no single bucket of water Dems can thrown on Trump to make him melt away. We are stuck with this, and as much as it sucks, all we have is harm reduction for now.

It's not satisfying, and it's not fast, but it's what we got.
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Hey, if you're dreading the holiday season due to mental health, just a quick reminder: you're not required to show up to every family event. You're not required to stay.
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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The people who constantly whined Biden "abandoned" us on COVID are curiously silent about a regime that is abandoning all forms of public health.
EXCLUSIVE: CDC to end all monkey studies. Decision handed down by recent college grad and former DOGE employee who is now deputy chief of staff at the agency. Animals were being used in studies of HIV prevention. Some may be euthanized. My latest for @science.org
Exclusive: CDC to end all monkey research
Studies related to HIV and other infectious diseases will be phased out, sources say; fate of the agency's animals remains unclear
www.science.org
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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You can sit there and say:

Article 25 NOW!

or

Impeachment NOW!

or

Article 2, Section 4 NOW!!

And none of that will matter as long as Mike Johnson is the Speaker of the House.

If you want something done about Donald Trump, at the very least a CHECK on his power, VOTE DEMOCRATIC NEXT NOVEMBER!
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Ordinarily this is only 14 words
Interesting wording.
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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"Sir, did you just abuse and insult a journalist for asking a question? And did you publicly call a woman a piggie? Is this the way a U.S. President behaves?"

A reporter who so spoke loses WH credentials, maybe his job if his agency is gutless. But absent such, the entire WHPC is without honor.
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Every single thing that she said is coming to pass.

Every.
Single.
Thing.

And because it came out of THIS mouth, a slight majority of Americans refused to hear it:
a woman in a suit stands in front of a microphone and looks at the camera
ALT: a woman in a suit stands in front of a microphone and looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yep, this man definitely deserves a trillion dollars.
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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The American people had a chance to do that last November.

They turned it down...because of the price of eggs.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Let’s be clear: swastikas and nooses are not gray areas.

They are violent symbols of hate rooted in evil and racism, and America should never tolerate their display, not on our streets and certainly not in our armed forces.

My full statement below ⬇️
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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He said he wouldn't do it.

He promised he wouldn't do it.

So of course, he did it: www.wsj.com/health/healt...
CDC Changes Webpage to Say Vaccines May Cause Autism, Revising Prior Language
The text on vaccines had been a focal point for both vaccine skeptics, who criticized it, and public health advocates, who wondered how far RFK Jr. would go to change it.
www.wsj.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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One of the fascinating things about the last election was watching people absolutely *swarm* Black women on TikTok—who were very emphatically antizionist—for saying that it wasn’t a single-issue election and Palestine was not a reason to sacrifice Black communities, immigrants, trans ppl, etc. here.
Correct. Many will happily give up their morality, leftism, whatever, in order to continue to Dunk On Libs because their ideology was birthed on 8chan.
What's really starting to come into view is that "online tankies" aren't even really that radically communist, it's just people with anti-American sentiments who are also culturally-4chan.

If you press them, they're absolutely racist, misogynistic, transphobic, and homophobic. That's their culture.
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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bsky moment
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Dear Government Employees,

Leaks help...sometimes.

Respectfully yours,
A desperate American public: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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You’re not a gd victim Joel and the nerve of you to use Kenny as your prop to make it seem as though you are. It’s the white privileged mentality that allowed you to use this Black man to do it too.
Hey, just for my entertainment, please attack and insult this veteran now who called for impeachment 🍿

bsky.app/profile/kene...
Think about this for a second, ladies and gents, there is no “taking this out of context,” the President of the United States, he himself today… placed death threats on Veterans…………. As a Veteran, I am infuriated by this. He needs to be fcking impeached.. 🏴
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Which is the entire point of stochastic terrorism.
Trump's use of stochastic terrorism may not be very predictable in outcome in terms of targeting particular people for assassination, but is highly effective in getting people to commit violence more generally...
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
By the way, these two pedophiles were so convinced of their white supremacy they somehow believed they could, between the two of them and some homeless people(!) they tried to recruit, conquer and enslave an island... with a population of 87,000.

Hell of a drug doesn't cover it.
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."

www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
But I was told Harris ran the worst campaign ever in the history of campaigns not to mention her laugh
We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.

We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.

washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Also charged with solicitation of minors. Trump II is to Pedocon Theory what Syria was to Horseshoe Theory.
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."

www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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TBC, we don't owe anyone their redemption arc, complete with praise and accepance, so they get to be the hero of their own story.

From elected officials to celebrities to family/friends to SM users. If they learned, K. Make them prove it with corrected behavior and stop giving them free cookies.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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JD Vance will come out and defend these dudes somehow, some way:
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."

www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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the ideal public policy initiative is the luxurious public library in every community, and more things should be like that
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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These "both parties are the same" people even surpass the MAGA cult in stupidity.
Anyone can look at the reconciliation bills each party passed the last time they had a trifecta, the judges/justices they appointed & the state laws they passed post-Dobbs & see that the parties are polar opposites.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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You folk are simpleton morons, all you had to do was vote like you aren't always an asshole and you failed.
GOP dgaf about performative BS from us, they have the fuckin votes.
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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She’s 100% correct
Reminder I stopped calling myself anyone's "ally" years ago when I realized it's not my place to declare myself one. It is on my actions to be seen as one.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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You do know how the process of impeachment works right? Performative bs is a waste of time and resources. Learn how to actually effectively organize and do something useful for once in your life
Got it. We tried something a couple times, and it didn't work. Therefore, give up. Classic Democrat learned helplessness.

Fighters keep fighting.
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM