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Governor McCheese
@bathysphered.bsky.social
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Gay Gen-X guy living in Chicago. I wanted to be a Muppeteer. In no one’s starter pack. AI is theft. DEVO was right.

REPUBLICANS COULD STOP THIS AT ANY TIME
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A man looks with wide-eyed horror at something off screen.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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New gender just dropped. (Frank Zappa records)
A sticker from the back of Frank Zappa’s Halloween 1978 album that states “Color: Size: Gender” The cover of the album, featuring a cut out mask of Frank Zappa as a cartoon devil.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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A man stares in wide-eyed horror at what he is reading.
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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An image showing the Evel Enievel Stunt Cycle, a toy that had a base with a crank, and a toy motorcycle with Evel riding it. You'd turn the crank to rev up the motor, then sent the cycle zooming forward.
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Trump stands limp-armed, staring off into space as everyone else in the oval office rushes to help a staffer who has collapsed. It is shown that the only thing happening in Homer Simpson's brain is a wind up monkey clashing cymbals.
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Caption this.
Trump stands limp-armed, gazing at nothing, not a thought in his orange head while everyone else in the oval office rushes to assist a staffer who has fainted.
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
The cover to "Cosmic Thing" by The B-52's.
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Guess who got blocked?
October 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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When you think your whiteness makes you untouchable.
The white woman who got fired for threatening to "Call ICE" on a Dodgers fan at a game stands with a smug smirk on her face, her arms folded, and a haircut that can only be described as "Epitome of Karen."
October 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Bart Simpson, very confused, says "Juh?"
October 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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A man has a wide-eyed "yikes" expression on his face.
October 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Wayne Brady.
They slaughter LGBTQ+, but I guess he feels safe, because he's pansexual?
Meme of Krusty the Clown from The Simpsons sobbing and saying "They drove a dump truck full of money to my house. I'm not made of stone."
October 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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If you see this, share a pic from your device with no explanation.
A very old doll, with a rubber duck face and a rag doll body being sold in an antique store. It's $20!
October 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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"The conclusion that we know that it is safe is perhaps premature."
September 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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A man looks on in wide-eyed horror.
September 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Reminder that DEVO was right.
September 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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A young white man looks at something in front of him, wide-eyed and horrified.
September 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Homer Simpson's Brain says "Explain how."
August 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Homer Simpson's Brain saying "Explain how."
August 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I am in love with this thumbnail.
Thumbnail of a headline from NBC news: "Video Captures Moment Seattle Kraken Mascot Is Chased by Charging Bear." The photo shows a mascot looking over its shoulder near a body of water and woods. A bear can faintly be seen charging through the water in the background.
August 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Of course he viewed the servers as prey. Release the fucking files.
Excerpt from the Guardian article: "In a letter from film-maker Woody Allen, Allen reminisced about Epstein's dinner parties at his Upper East Side townhouse and describes the gatherings as "always interesting." He noted that the parties included "politicians, scientists, teachers, magicians, comedians, intellectuals, journalists" and "even royalty." Allen also described the dinners as "well served:" "I say well served - often it's by some professional houseman AND JUST AS OFTEN BY SEVERAL YOUNG WOMEN" who he said reminded him of "CASTLE DRACULA WHERE LUGOSI HAS THREE YOUNG FEMALE VAMPIRES WHO SERVICE THE PLACE." (Emphasis mine)
August 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Guess who's removed quote posts?
Go Muggle yourself, @codenamesgame.bsky.social
Screenshot of Codenames advertising their new TERF supporting Harry Potter game that I won't even bother naming because no one should be buying this shit.
July 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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A man staring at something off camera looks wide-eyed and horrified.
July 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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No, thank you.
And please tell John Lithgow I am incredibly, incredibly disappointed in him.
An ad from Variety: 'Harry Potter' First Look: The New Boy Wizard Debuts as HBO Series Begins Filming, Sets 2027 Release...
July 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM