Governor McCheese
@bathysphered.bsky.social
Gay Gen-X guy living in Chicago. I wanted to be a Muppeteer. In no one’s starter pack. AI is theft. DEVO was right.
REPUBLICANS COULD STOP THIS AT ANY TIME
REPUBLICANS COULD STOP THIS AT ANY TIME
Pinned
Look, Democrats have no power (voters saw to that), and there is no single bucket of water Dems can thrown on Trump to make him melt away. We are stuck with this, and as much as it sucks, all we have is harm reduction for now.
It's not satisfying, and it's not fast, but it's what we got.
It's not satisfying, and it's not fast, but it's what we got.
"I may have lent it to one of my kids."
did not have Harvard English professor Elisa New emailing Jeffrey Epstein about Lolita on my 2025 bingo card
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"I may have lent it to one of my kids."
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#ResistanceUnited
Buddy up to ICE, get voted out. Bucks County Sheriff Fred Harran (R) is now looking for a job because he signed up his deputies to partner with ICE. Law enforcement agencies should take note of what happened in this swing district in a swing state.
abcnews.go.com/US/pennsylva...
Buddy up to ICE, get voted out. Bucks County Sheriff Fred Harran (R) is now looking for a job because he signed up his deputies to partner with ICE. Law enforcement agencies should take note of what happened in this swing district in a swing state.
abcnews.go.com/US/pennsylva...
A Pennsylvania sheriff struck a deal with ICE. Months later, he was voted out.
A Philadelphia-area sheriff was ousted last week after facing criticism over a partnership he forged with federal immigration authorities.
abcnews.go.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
#ResistanceUnited
Buddy up to ICE, get voted out. Bucks County Sheriff Fred Harran (R) is now looking for a job because he signed up his deputies to partner with ICE. Law enforcement agencies should take note of what happened in this swing district in a swing state.
abcnews.go.com/US/pennsylva...
Buddy up to ICE, get voted out. Bucks County Sheriff Fred Harran (R) is now looking for a job because he signed up his deputies to partner with ICE. Law enforcement agencies should take note of what happened in this swing district in a swing state.
abcnews.go.com/US/pennsylva...
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I don't know why folks are giving tattoo boy the benefit of the doubt.
He is a n-zi and the people who are enabling him are n-zis sympathizers and should be treated as such.
He is a n-zi and the people who are enabling him are n-zis sympathizers and should be treated as such.
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I don't know why folks are giving tattoo boy the benefit of the doubt.
He is a n-zi and the people who are enabling him are n-zis sympathizers and should be treated as such.
He is a n-zi and the people who are enabling him are n-zis sympathizers and should be treated as such.
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I'm aware of 3 ways to access and search the Epstein files. (Aside from the original links.)
1) The Courier news network:
1) The Courier news network:
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I'm aware of 3 ways to access and search the Epstein files. (Aside from the original links.)
1) The Courier news network:
1) The Courier news network:
This week I'm very glad I take a break from Bluesky on weekends. The nazi tattoo excuses are just nauseating.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
This week I'm very glad I take a break from Bluesky on weekends. The nazi tattoo excuses are just nauseating.
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Where's the evidence of redemption from Platner? He kept making excuses and blaming others. When people truly do the work to redeem themselves you don't have to guess. It's generally evident to everybody.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Where's the evidence of redemption from Platner? He kept making excuses and blaming others. When people truly do the work to redeem themselves you don't have to guess. It's generally evident to everybody.
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It’s the new free Palestine for the midterms. Will Americans plunge themselves further into authoritarianism or nah? 😒
AIPAC AIPAC AIPAC AIPAC.
You'd think AIPAC was a 34-count felon who raped little girls and is sponsoring the kidnapping and torture of migrants, who was elected by 77M Americans, and helped by the world's richest Neo-Apartheid sympathizer from Southern Africa who genetically makes children.
You'd think AIPAC was a 34-count felon who raped little girls and is sponsoring the kidnapping and torture of migrants, who was elected by 77M Americans, and helped by the world's richest Neo-Apartheid sympathizer from Southern Africa who genetically makes children.
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s the new free Palestine for the midterms. Will Americans plunge themselves further into authoritarianism or nah? 😒
THREAD.
Yeah, but he's lying.
The Marine Corps warns members that in no uncertain terms that if they get nazi tattoos, or any tattoo that was in violation of the maradmin - they'd be kicked out.
So you'd check.
Also, all tattoos are documented when you go to MEPS, so show us the 2808 and the waiver.
The Marine Corps warns members that in no uncertain terms that if they get nazi tattoos, or any tattoo that was in violation of the maradmin - they'd be kicked out.
So you'd check.
Also, all tattoos are documented when you go to MEPS, so show us the 2808 and the waiver.
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
THREAD.
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So in closing:
If he got caught with this tattoo in the Marines, he'd be courts martialed.
If he had this tattoo when he went to the NG, he'd be thrown off the MEPS floor.
If he tried to get a waiver he'd be thrown out of the recruiting office.
And he refuses to provide any documentation.
If he got caught with this tattoo in the Marines, he'd be courts martialed.
If he had this tattoo when he went to the NG, he'd be thrown off the MEPS floor.
If he tried to get a waiver he'd be thrown out of the recruiting office.
And he refuses to provide any documentation.
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
So in closing:
If he got caught with this tattoo in the Marines, he'd be courts martialed.
If he had this tattoo when he went to the NG, he'd be thrown off the MEPS floor.
If he tried to get a waiver he'd be thrown out of the recruiting office.
And he refuses to provide any documentation.
If he got caught with this tattoo in the Marines, he'd be courts martialed.
If he had this tattoo when he went to the NG, he'd be thrown off the MEPS floor.
If he tried to get a waiver he'd be thrown out of the recruiting office.
And he refuses to provide any documentation.
This guy always finds a way to disappoint me.
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This guy always finds a way to disappoint me.
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I do not like thinking about how vulnerable the U.S. now is to genuine terrorism thanks to this fucking clown show
Nice job senate republicans you fucking clowns
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I do not like thinking about how vulnerable the U.S. now is to genuine terrorism thanks to this fucking clown show
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for example: we just watched Joyce Carol Oates break Elon Musk’s psyche into 20,000 wriggling maggot-like pieces, and she said nothing anyone could ever construe as a bannable threat in the process
also the self-censorship people on here just sound Iike naive children to me
you can in fact viciously and highly effective criticize evil people without giving them needless points of vulnerability to get you back with
you can in fact viciously and highly effective criticize evil people without giving them needless points of vulnerability to get you back with
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
for example: we just watched Joyce Carol Oates break Elon Musk’s psyche into 20,000 wriggling maggot-like pieces, and she said nothing anyone could ever construe as a bannable threat in the process
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what's also funny is that nuzzi's original story was that her relationship with rfk jr. was only via text and wasn't serious enough to warrant ethical intervention
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
what's also funny is that nuzzi's original story was that her relationship with rfk jr. was only via text and wasn't serious enough to warrant ethical intervention
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"HEGSETH, ANNOUNCE OPERATION SOUTHERN SPEAR!"
"On it boss."
"On it boss."
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"HEGSETH, ANNOUNCE OPERATION SOUTHERN SPEAR!"
"On it boss."
"On it boss."
As much as I can't stand the constant firehose of bullshit from this monster, it is a good thing, in a way, that he is incapable of shutting the fuck up.
This may be Trump's perfect social media post. A true work of art. He confirms:
✅He personally directs criminal investigations.
✅He is targeting opponents.
✅Epstein "records" exist and he knows the contents.
Bonus points for connecting it to investigation of his fondness for Putin.👀
✅He personally directs criminal investigations.
✅He is targeting opponents.
✅Epstein "records" exist and he knows the contents.
Bonus points for connecting it to investigation of his fondness for Putin.👀
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
As much as I can't stand the constant firehose of bullshit from this monster, it is a good thing, in a way, that he is incapable of shutting the fuck up.
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Its incredibly funny how closely the Epstein Estate Files dropped and sent a bunch of Times people into a tizzy and then almost simultaneously they're printing dreck that is the most clear 'author wants to fuck or has fucked the subject' ass articles on Olivia Nuzzi I have read n quite some time
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Its incredibly funny how closely the Epstein Estate Files dropped and sent a bunch of Times people into a tizzy and then almost simultaneously they're printing dreck that is the most clear 'author wants to fuck or has fucked the subject' ass articles on Olivia Nuzzi I have read n quite some time
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The fact that they did this at the end, rather than leading with it and letting it inform the rest of their conversation tells you everything you need to know about these people.
November 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The fact that they did this at the end, rather than leading with it and letting it inform the rest of their conversation tells you everything you need to know about these people.
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“This isn’t the America I know.”
Black people:
Black people:
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
“This isn’t the America I know.”
Black people:
Black people:
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ACAB and Defund The Police -- the two most destructive messaging efforts from sloganeers who don't actually want to fix a fucking thing and will, at every opportunity, alienate the entire electorate from actual police reform for the sheer pleasure of their own self-regarding purities.
Eat a dick.
Eat a dick.
Okay but ACAB includes David Simon.
Hard, fast rule from a veteran police reporter: Excepting anyone engaged in infiltrating a criminal conspiracy in an undercover capacity, any law officer who hides his identity from the public is a shitheel is doing vile shit and is, in fact, actively destroying the credibility of law enforcement.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ACAB and Defund The Police -- the two most destructive messaging efforts from sloganeers who don't actually want to fix a fucking thing and will, at every opportunity, alienate the entire electorate from actual police reform for the sheer pleasure of their own self-regarding purities.
Eat a dick.
Eat a dick.
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The reason Americans don’t learn from their history is because America doesn’t teach its history. Period.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The reason Americans don’t learn from their history is because America doesn’t teach its history. Period.
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EPIC 🧵on the ME Nazi lover
OK, I listened to the last 20 minutes of the episode (the whole section about the tattoo).
Here's what i heard: 1/
Here's what i heard: 1/
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
EPIC 🧵on the ME Nazi lover
"Sure, I knew damned well what it meant, and I looked at it *tattooed on my chest* in the mirror every single day, but somehow I never made the connection!"
Next, a different host (Kris Goldsmith) does call him out on that by saying Platner "knew damned well what NSC-131, Blood Tribe, etc" are and that he finds it difficult to believe that Platner somehow didn't know the tattoo's significance.
Platner keeps saying that he "never made the connection."
Platner keeps saying that he "never made the connection."
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"Sure, I knew damned well what it meant, and I looked at it *tattooed on my chest* in the mirror every single day, but somehow I never made the connection!"
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NOT ONCE in this interview does he address the claims by two different people, one of whom was his own political director, that he knew EXACTLY what it was and what it meant YEARS ago.
NOT ONCE does he address the Reddit thread he participated in years ago which DIRECTLY DISCUSSED the Totenkopf. 7/
NOT ONCE does he address the Reddit thread he participated in years ago which DIRECTLY DISCUSSED the Totenkopf. 7/
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
NOT ONCE in this interview does he address the claims by two different people, one of whom was his own political director, that he knew EXACTLY what it was and what it meant YEARS ago.
NOT ONCE does he address the Reddit thread he participated in years ago which DIRECTLY DISCUSSED the Totenkopf. 7/
NOT ONCE does he address the Reddit thread he participated in years ago which DIRECTLY DISCUSSED the Totenkopf. 7/
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This is the part about Platner that pisses me off the most.
Even if I bought all of his bullshit about the posts, the tattoo, etc. and believed that he really is a Changed Man yadda yadda yadda…
…ok, fine: Run for city council or county commissioner or something first, not for the U.S. Senate.
Even if I bought all of his bullshit about the posts, the tattoo, etc. and believed that he really is a Changed Man yadda yadda yadda…
…ok, fine: Run for city council or county commissioner or something first, not for the U.S. Senate.
No reaching out to communities that were affected by the rhetoric and actions. Just jump on a podcast with a bro and get a softball interview while getting your ass kissed 💋
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This is the part about Platner that pisses me off the most.
Even if I bought all of his bullshit about the posts, the tattoo, etc. and believed that he really is a Changed Man yadda yadda yadda…
…ok, fine: Run for city council or county commissioner or something first, not for the U.S. Senate.
Even if I bought all of his bullshit about the posts, the tattoo, etc. and believed that he really is a Changed Man yadda yadda yadda…
…ok, fine: Run for city council or county commissioner or something first, not for the U.S. Senate.