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they should invent a day that doesn't feel like four days
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
they should invent a day that doesn't feel like four days
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Good morning I bring good news
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good morning I bring good news
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We have forcibly installed the Stupid Machine in all of your homes but, of course, under no circumstances should you trust the Stupid Machine.
November 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM
We have forcibly installed the Stupid Machine in all of your homes but, of course, under no circumstances should you trust the Stupid Machine.
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Woke up and chose passive-aggressive. Maybe I can explain that to you when you find the time
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Woke up and chose passive-aggressive. Maybe I can explain that to you when you find the time
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We don’t live in a clown world. We live in a higher dimensional clown tesseract that folds in on itself.
November 13, 2025 at 8:12 AM
We don’t live in a clown world. We live in a higher dimensional clown tesseract that folds in on itself.
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The Mafia is a female led
organisation. You’re thinking of the Mafio
organisation. You’re thinking of the Mafio
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Mafia is a female led
organisation. You’re thinking of the Mafio
organisation. You’re thinking of the Mafio
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its a beautiful day to hyperfixate
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
its a beautiful day to hyperfixate
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Asking the pharmacist for a tasting flight
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Asking the pharmacist for a tasting flight
i just wanna get lost in the weeds, man
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i just wanna get lost in the weeds, man
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i was a regifted child
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i was a regifted child
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I don't like the person you become when I play my banjolele.
February 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't like the person you become when I play my banjolele.
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*Snatches pipe from out of the painting 'Ceci n'est pas une pipe' to prove it IS a pipe, then in a series of swift moves transforms the pipe into its Deceptacon robot form proving is IS NOT a pipe, then cuts pipe robot in half to show that it was NEVER a pipe but was cake all along.*
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
*Snatches pipe from out of the painting 'Ceci n'est pas une pipe' to prove it IS a pipe, then in a series of swift moves transforms the pipe into its Deceptacon robot form proving is IS NOT a pipe, then cuts pipe robot in half to show that it was NEVER a pipe but was cake all along.*
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Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
October 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
Me: I didn't call you
Demon: I did
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it’s november so me carrying around all of these turkey legs finally doesn’t look weird
November 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
it’s november so me carrying around all of these turkey legs finally doesn’t look weird
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I’M A FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS
October 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I’M A FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS
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A haunted house but it's annoying guys from your past asking how your parents are doing
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A haunted house but it's annoying guys from your past asking how your parents are doing
YES HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT DENOMINATED
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
YES HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT DENOMINATED
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i saw "jungkook" was trending and thought people came up with a new term for annoying psych undergrads
October 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
i saw "jungkook" was trending and thought people came up with a new term for annoying psych undergrads
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In my opinion, scapegoats are at the root of many of society's problems
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In my opinion, scapegoats are at the root of many of society's problems
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It’s so sick that Rob Zombie’s biggest hit is about The Munsters car
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s so sick that Rob Zombie’s biggest hit is about The Munsters car
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Pearlescent gobs of what. Your text cut off after ‘pearlescent gobs of.’ Also who is this
October 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pearlescent gobs of what. Your text cut off after ‘pearlescent gobs of.’ Also who is this
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Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager:
And where do you see yourself in five days
And where do you see yourself in five days
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Spirit Halloween Hiring Manager:
And where do you see yourself in five days
And where do you see yourself in five days
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My hot sauce of choice is too spicy for my father, essentially I have bested him in single combat
October 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My hot sauce of choice is too spicy for my father, essentially I have bested him in single combat
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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you can just buy eggs and throw them at cars
October 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
you can just buy eggs and throw them at cars