Probably Not 3 Cats in a Trenchcoat
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Planning, playing, getting buried under piles of cats.
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I don't have Spotify but a calculator app wrapped would wreck me
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I don't have Spotify but a calculator app wrapped would wreck me
I wish my government would stop making us the goddamn villain of the whole fucking world.
September 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I wish my government would stop making us the goddamn villain of the whole fucking world.
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
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Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor.
He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.
The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.
This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies
He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.
The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.
This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies
June 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor.
He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.
The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.
This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies
He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down.
The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him.
This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies
How hard would it be to rig up a pneumatic tube system for aluminum cans so I can just *schwoomp* my recycling out to the bins?
May 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
How hard would it be to rig up a pneumatic tube system for aluminum cans so I can just *schwoomp* my recycling out to the bins?
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Tonight is the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. May his memory remind us all to resist the tyranny forming in our government.
April 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tonight is the 250th anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride. May his memory remind us all to resist the tyranny forming in our government.
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Former gifted kids taking a non-shapes and colors class
March 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Former gifted kids taking a non-shapes and colors class
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the funny thing about "k*lled", "seggs", etc. is that the impulse is cognitively identical to any self-censorship impulse in history. timidity projected onto superstition at the workings of the unknown (the algorithm, luck, God)
February 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the funny thing about "k*lled", "seggs", etc. is that the impulse is cognitively identical to any self-censorship impulse in history. timidity projected onto superstition at the workings of the unknown (the algorithm, luck, God)
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This is the sort of confidently wrong person who is extremely useful to fascists
When I was in residency I had to watch a teenager and her parents brought to tears when she learned that she had Turner Syndrome (XO).
But Nancy Mace doesn't mind being horribly cruel.
But Nancy Mace doesn't mind being horribly cruel.
February 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This is the sort of confidently wrong person who is extremely useful to fascists
Honestly? I think we could stand to lose another $10b from the treasury if it got him to fuck off to Mars and leave our country alone. That's gotta be less than the cost of undoing all the damage he still wants to do.
Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
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Elon Musk Offers Self $10 Billion Federal Buyout
WASHINGTON—Saying he was just more deadweight hampering the executive branch’s ability to function efficiently, Elon Musk confirmed Monday that he had offered himself $10 billion to resign from his position as head of President Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency. “Like many other federal employees, I too have been presented with a buyout option as part […]
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February 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Honestly? I think we could stand to lose another $10b from the treasury if it got him to fuck off to Mars and leave our country alone. That's gotta be less than the cost of undoing all the damage he still wants to do.
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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,,🥺
Any bunny wanna do a plushie bae commission?
pre simple, ur oc/character with a a plush version of their ship!
any characters any body types!
comes with a simple background :)!
theyre 50 each, dm for one or email sugarguncom @ gmail
#ocxcannon #oc #commission #shipcommission
pre simple, ur oc/character with a a plush version of their ship!
any characters any body types!
comes with a simple background :)!
theyre 50 each, dm for one or email sugarguncom @ gmail
#ocxcannon #oc #commission #shipcommission
February 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Most charitable take on the guy I've seen today.
RFK jr looks like if the toxic avenger fucked a slim jim
January 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Most charitable take on the guy I've seen today.
Hi, yes, I would like to order the accelerated carcinization package. If I pay extra can you have it here by tomorrow?
January 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hi, yes, I would like to order the accelerated carcinization package. If I pay extra can you have it here by tomorrow?
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Well, they haven't fixed their hearts, so
January 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Well, they haven't fixed their hearts, so
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Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics
January 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics
What do I do to keep the doctor at bay if I'm allergic to apples?
January 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
What do I do to keep the doctor at bay if I'm allergic to apples?
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I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.
January 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.
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Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything
January 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything
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all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
That's all the motivation I needed to make another donation.
World’s richest man was posting this as he was approaching xmas eve.
December 26, 2024 at 4:05 AM
That's all the motivation I needed to make another donation.
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The Teamsters will launch the largest strike against Amazon in U.S. history beginning at 6 a.m. EST on Thurs., Dec. 19. The nationwide action follows Amazon’s repeated refusal to follow the law and bargain with the thousands of Amazon workers who organized with the Teamsters.
Let's fucking go! 🔥
Let's fucking go! 🔥
December 19, 2024 at 1:42 AM
The Teamsters will launch the largest strike against Amazon in U.S. history beginning at 6 a.m. EST on Thurs., Dec. 19. The nationwide action follows Amazon’s repeated refusal to follow the law and bargain with the thousands of Amazon workers who organized with the Teamsters.
Let's fucking go! 🔥
Let's fucking go! 🔥
I need to trick some rich assholes into hiring me as a private security consultant so I can get paid to say "stop being a shitstain of a human in ways that make people want to kill you."
December 5, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I need to trick some rich assholes into hiring me as a private security consultant so I can get paid to say "stop being a shitstain of a human in ways that make people want to kill you."