@barmecide.bsky.social
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higgledy-piggledy whale statements
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
higgledy-piggledy whale statements
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Imperial decline giving Pepe's South of the Border is kinda exactly what we deserve.
January 1, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Imperial decline giving Pepe's South of the Border is kinda exactly what we deserve.
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I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
asking the sommelier which wine pairs best with swedish fish
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I used to manage wine programs for movie theaters and I am in the extremely unique position to say with professional certainty that the answer here is a crisp Albariño.
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Maybe the most literal instance of “no matter where you think this is going, it isn’t“ I have ever seen
August 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Maybe the most literal instance of “no matter where you think this is going, it isn’t“ I have ever seen
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[Spock voice] REMEMBER
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in a very dumb annual tradition and start 2026 off on the right hoof.
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
[Spock voice] REMEMBER
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ruin two bands by combining them:
Man or Astromannheim Steamroller
Twisted Sister Sledge
Bel Biv Devo
Men Without Foghats
Sixpence None the Richard Thompson
I’m no good at this because I want to hear all these bands.
Man or Astromannheim Steamroller
Twisted Sister Sledge
Bel Biv Devo
Men Without Foghats
Sixpence None the Richard Thompson
I’m no good at this because I want to hear all these bands.
ruin two bands by combining them:
Van HalEn Vogue
Van HalEn Vogue
ruin two bands by combining them:
led zeppelinxs
led zeppelinxs
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
ruin two bands by combining them:
Man or Astromannheim Steamroller
Twisted Sister Sledge
Bel Biv Devo
Men Without Foghats
Sixpence None the Richard Thompson
I’m no good at this because I want to hear all these bands.
Man or Astromannheim Steamroller
Twisted Sister Sledge
Bel Biv Devo
Men Without Foghats
Sixpence None the Richard Thompson
I’m no good at this because I want to hear all these bands.
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Universities embracing generative AI be like:
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Universities embracing generative AI be like:
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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delineate chaos bewitched
December 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
delineate chaos bewitched
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"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
December 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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Mark Wahlberg has got to be SEETHING at how badly he got out-Catholic-ed by “Wake Up Dead Man.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Mark Wahlberg has got to be SEETHING at how badly he got out-Catholic-ed by “Wake Up Dead Man.”
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December 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“Usually” kind to smaller man.
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
“Usually” kind to smaller man.
Just gotta spring the luff, heave-to, and make em taste the grape-loaded cartouche.
Men only want one thing, and it’s to sink a Spanish frigate with their drastically outgunned sloop
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Just gotta spring the luff, heave-to, and make em taste the grape-loaded cartouche.
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why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
December 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
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Peacehammer 40K: Paintinge litel miniatures of gardeneres, sculptors, academics. Detailed scale dioramas of museums, cafés. Trimminge hedges. Makinge friendes.
December 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Peacehammer 40K: Paintinge litel miniatures of gardeneres, sculptors, academics. Detailed scale dioramas of museums, cafés. Trimminge hedges. Makinge friendes.
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So, Stefanik just suspended her run for governor of NY and won't seek reelection to her seat in the House.
If the current level of schadenfreude I'm experiencing lasts longer than four hours a TV commercial said I should contact a doctor.
If the current level of schadenfreude I'm experiencing lasts longer than four hours a TV commercial said I should contact a doctor.
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So, Stefanik just suspended her run for governor of NY and won't seek reelection to her seat in the House.
If the current level of schadenfreude I'm experiencing lasts longer than four hours a TV commercial said I should contact a doctor.
If the current level of schadenfreude I'm experiencing lasts longer than four hours a TV commercial said I should contact a doctor.
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Rewatching Citizen Kane.
Incredible to see how many different jobs he was doing whilst making it.
Incredible to see how many different jobs he was doing whilst making it.
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Rewatching Citizen Kane.
Incredible to see how many different jobs he was doing whilst making it.
Incredible to see how many different jobs he was doing whilst making it.
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"I refuse." This is it. There's no reason we should accept a narrative of an already settled future which marginalizes humans and individual agency. No one wants this. No one asked for it.
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"I refuse." This is it. There's no reason we should accept a narrative of an already settled future which marginalizes humans and individual agency. No one wants this. No one asked for it.
I hear you.
“What are you laughing at, Frog?” said Toad.
“I am laughing at you, Toad,” said Frog, “because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.”
“Of course I do,” said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.
“I am laughing at you, Toad,” said Frog, “because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.”
“Of course I do,” said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hear you.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.
Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
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Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.