Virginia
@banish-all-hope.bsky.social
Pinned
Virginia
@banish-all-hope.bsky.social
· Oct 24
When I was a kid and imagined what the future would be like, I never thought it would involve plugging in my couch.
When I was a kid and imagined what the future would be like, I never thought it would involve plugging in my couch.
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
When I was a kid and imagined what the future would be like, I never thought it would involve plugging in my couch.
Reposted by Virginia
I need a burger with so many toppings and sauces that I look like I’ve licked my way out of a dumpster when I’m done
June 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I need a burger with so many toppings and sauces that I look like I’ve licked my way out of a dumpster when I’m done
Reposted by Virginia
I hope I die with dignity, because I certainly haven’t lived that way.
July 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I hope I die with dignity, because I certainly haven’t lived that way.
I don't like the person I become when I clean.
July 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I don't like the person I become when I clean.
Reposted by Virginia
The movies had us convinced that every villain was clever and brilliant and cunning.
It turns out that stupid and hateful people are the most dangerous.
It turns out that stupid and hateful people are the most dangerous.
April 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The movies had us convinced that every villain was clever and brilliant and cunning.
It turns out that stupid and hateful people are the most dangerous.
It turns out that stupid and hateful people are the most dangerous.
Reposted by Virginia
It’s not the heat…
It’s the stupidity.
It’s the stupidity.
March 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s not the heat…
It’s the stupidity.
It’s the stupidity.
Reposted by Virginia
I warned my cat about you
March 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I warned my cat about you
Reposted by Virginia
Watching wild pigs is boaring
March 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Watching wild pigs is boaring
Reposted by Virginia
Work would be so much better if there were breaks where someone came in and played with my hair.
March 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Work would be so much better if there were breaks where someone came in and played with my hair.
Reposted by Virginia
I told my cat about you
January 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I told my cat about you
Reposted by Virginia
Most people don't understand why I have a survival kit already packed.
I don't understand why anyone wouldn't have one.
I don't understand why anyone wouldn't have one.
March 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Most people don't understand why I have a survival kit already packed.
I don't understand why anyone wouldn't have one.
I don't understand why anyone wouldn't have one.
Reposted by Virginia
Someone has to make inspirational posts. Not me but someone.
March 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Someone has to make inspirational posts. Not me but someone.
Reposted by Virginia
and to think that I woke up from a coma for this shit
February 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
and to think that I woke up from a coma for this shit
Reposted by Virginia
my default response to anything is nap
February 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
my default response to anything is nap
Reposted by Virginia
*picking apart a blooming onion*
ME: he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me...
ME: he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me...
February 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
*picking apart a blooming onion*
ME: he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me...
ME: he loves me, he loves me not, he loves me...
Reposted by Virginia
Long story short, don't go into a ball pit after Taco Bell...
March 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Long story short, don't go into a ball pit after Taco Bell...
Reposted by Virginia
let’s call this one the Best Depression
March 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
let’s call this one the Best Depression
Reposted by Virginia
[my attorney after our first day in court] leave the banjo at home tomorrow
March 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
[my attorney after our first day in court] leave the banjo at home tomorrow
Reposted by Virginia
Life is the quicksand they warned us about as kids.
March 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Life is the quicksand they warned us about as kids.
Reposted by Virginia
If you pretend that you're erasing evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you'll do a better job and it's more fun!
February 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you pretend that you're erasing evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you'll do a better job and it's more fun!