Tortured (R)Soul
@richiewils.bsky.social
Bastard arse pissing moon wank twat
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Tortured (R)Soul
@richiewils.bsky.social
· Feb 15
It's amazing how far, as a species, we've come. Imagine the looks on your ancestors faces if they knew people made a (very good) living from selling videos of themselves putting things in their asses.
Progress.
Progress.
To all my American, I'd say friends but we all know I don't have those, people on bluesky.
If you're not fighting the orange moron you're complicit in his attempt to become a dictator.
*Slow clap*
If you're not fighting the orange moron you're complicit in his attempt to become a dictator.
*Slow clap*
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
To all my American, I'd say friends but we all know I don't have those, people on bluesky.
If you're not fighting the orange moron you're complicit in his attempt to become a dictator.
*Slow clap*
If you're not fighting the orange moron you're complicit in his attempt to become a dictator.
*Slow clap*
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DATE: Aren’t you the guy who tells ridiculous lies to try and impress people
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
DATE: Aren’t you the guy who tells ridiculous lies to try and impress people
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
Grunge ended hair metal....thank fuck.
November 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Grunge ended hair metal....thank fuck.
11 beers deep.
Should I keep going or be an adult!?
We all know which way I'm gonna go.
Should I keep going or be an adult!?
We all know which way I'm gonna go.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
11 beers deep.
Should I keep going or be an adult!?
We all know which way I'm gonna go.
Should I keep going or be an adult!?
We all know which way I'm gonna go.
Giving peace, love and kisses out to this whole stinking world.
But not to you, yeah you, you know what you did. Deal with it.
But not to you, yeah you, you know what you did. Deal with it.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Giving peace, love and kisses out to this whole stinking world.
But not to you, yeah you, you know what you did. Deal with it.
But not to you, yeah you, you know what you did. Deal with it.
*randomly places a brussel sprout on your tl*
November 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*randomly places a brussel sprout on your tl*
For a complete prick I'm actually not a bad guy.
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
For a complete prick I'm actually not a bad guy.
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Of course I live in the past, have you seen the present?
October 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Of course I live in the past, have you seen the present?
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Society melts your brain
October 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Society melts your brain
I'm not angry recently and I don't know who I am.
I know what I am without the anger, boring.... I'm boring as fuck.
I know what I am without the anger, boring.... I'm boring as fuck.
October 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I'm not angry recently and I don't know who I am.
I know what I am without the anger, boring.... I'm boring as fuck.
I know what I am without the anger, boring.... I'm boring as fuck.
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He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.
October 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.
So now I have some family again. After so long without anyone it is weird....but I think I'll get used to it. Well until they realise that I'm still an absolute arsehole and walk away.
October 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So now I have some family again. After so long without anyone it is weird....but I think I'll get used to it. Well until they realise that I'm still an absolute arsehole and walk away.
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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because I just farted
October 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because I just farted
So why am I nervous about meeting my grand niece for the first time tomorrow? I don't do nervous.
October 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
So why am I nervous about meeting my grand niece for the first time tomorrow? I don't do nervous.
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Snoop Dog be sellin out for anyone with a jingle and a blank check
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Snoop Dog be sellin out for anyone with a jingle and a blank check
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Them: Tits or ass?
Me: Someone who will hit me in the face with a shovel.
Me: Someone who will hit me in the face with a shovel.
October 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Them: Tits or ass?
Me: Someone who will hit me in the face with a shovel.
Me: Someone who will hit me in the face with a shovel.
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I'm not outraged today so I'm going to drink some more coffee and think about why.
October 6, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm not outraged today so I'm going to drink some more coffee and think about why.
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Life becomes so much easier when you learn to find contentment in crushing disappointment.
October 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Life becomes so much easier when you learn to find contentment in crushing disappointment.
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But, I don't want to be the rational one. <pouting>
October 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
But, I don't want to be the rational one. <pouting>
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An ionizer, but to get the stench of your ex out
October 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
An ionizer, but to get the stench of your ex out
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Eating salt water taffy..flavor unknown. Let's name it rancid.
October 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Eating salt water taffy..flavor unknown. Let's name it rancid.
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drank too much last night and would have slept in but the neighbors lawn mower woke me up.
I was going to say something to him but he can just mow around me.
I was going to say something to him but he can just mow around me.
October 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
drank too much last night and would have slept in but the neighbors lawn mower woke me up.
I was going to say something to him but he can just mow around me.
I was going to say something to him but he can just mow around me.
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I said “hubba hubba“ when you bent over to clean up cat puke, please respond.
October 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I said “hubba hubba“ when you bent over to clean up cat puke, please respond.
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I want to go to Octoberfest but I really don’t want to be around a lot of people. The struggle is real.
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I want to go to Octoberfest but I really don’t want to be around a lot of people. The struggle is real.
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Still haunted by the donut hole I dropped, rolled under my car seat & got away.
October 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Still haunted by the donut hole I dropped, rolled under my car seat & got away.