Candidate for PM of Canada
@baliska.bsky.social
I used to be a tweeter, but f that hellscape
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We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
We have been told for nearly 30 years that America needed to tolerate mass shootings because the broad availability of guns would help us defend ourselves from an overreaching federal government. That day has come. The people who said this are supporting the federal agents. Many have joined them.
I just hope he knows how much we are all willing him to finally kick the bucket
January 21, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I just hope he knows how much we are all willing him to finally kick the bucket
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Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Look, it's simple. We just want the worst person in the world to die
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ok he’s acquired the prize that will get him into heaven. there’s only one thing left to do
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 AM
ok he’s acquired the prize that will get him into heaven. there’s only one thing left to do
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The top 10% of richest Americans own 87% of stocks.
The top 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.
It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
The top 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.
It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The top 10% of richest Americans own 87% of stocks.
The top 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.
It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
The top 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.
It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
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billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
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December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
*all the fifa executives rifling through their dictionaries looking for the definition of ‘peace’*
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
*all the fifa executives rifling through their dictionaries looking for the definition of ‘peace’*
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shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
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American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate.
-The Editorial Board
-The Editorial Board
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate.
-The Editorial Board
-The Editorial Board
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petition to switch from calling it xmas music to bskymas music
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
petition to switch from calling it xmas music to bskymas music
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If you call yourself a follower of Jesus Christ but support the pepper-spraying and arresting ministers, then thou art staggeringly full of crap.
November 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you call yourself a follower of Jesus Christ but support the pepper-spraying and arresting ministers, then thou art staggeringly full of crap.
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Idea: hotter pockets
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Idea: hotter pockets
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
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Remember when some of us said the Democratic leadership would take all the wrong lessons from the blue tsunami and squander all the goodwill?
Here you go.
Here you go.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Remember when some of us said the Democratic leadership would take all the wrong lessons from the blue tsunami and squander all the goodwill?
Here you go.
Here you go.
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Me: *absolutely wailing the opening verse of the Carpenter's 'Close To You' in a fine, fragile tenor*
The guy at the urinal next to mine: *eyes closing as he harmonizes perfectly*
The guy at the urinal next to mine: *eyes closing as he harmonizes perfectly*
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me: *absolutely wailing the opening verse of the Carpenter's 'Close To You' in a fine, fragile tenor*
The guy at the urinal next to mine: *eyes closing as he harmonizes perfectly*
The guy at the urinal next to mine: *eyes closing as he harmonizes perfectly*
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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COP: you ran a red light
ME: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction so i also did not run a red light
COP: what
ME: it’s a law look it up
ME: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction so i also did not run a red light
COP: what
ME: it’s a law look it up
November 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
COP: you ran a red light
ME: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction so i also did not run a red light
COP: what
ME: it’s a law look it up
ME: for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction so i also did not run a red light
COP: what
ME: it’s a law look it up
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🎶Hi. My name is what? My name is who? May name is *ticka ticka* Dick Cheney🎶
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
🎶Hi. My name is what? My name is who? May name is *ticka ticka* Dick Cheney🎶
The Supreme Court decided MONTHS AGO that Presidents are ALLOWED TO drop shit from fighter jets onto protesters so I don’t get what all the fuss is about
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Supreme Court decided MONTHS AGO that Presidents are ALLOWED TO drop shit from fighter jets onto protesters so I don’t get what all the fuss is about
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Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...
theonion.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer
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I believe the white house posted some sort of assplosive video
Has anyone actually seen any visuals from the big missile show that they shut down the 5 for yesterday?
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I believe the white house posted some sort of assplosive video
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Fun fact: There were ZERO arrests of #NoKings protesters yesterday, however there were 22 MAGAs arrested for attempting to incite violence.
October 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Fun fact: There were ZERO arrests of #NoKings protesters yesterday, however there were 22 MAGAs arrested for attempting to incite violence.