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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Put Eric Adams on Inside The NBA
October 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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When the Yankees get eliminated
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin.

CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez?

(crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy")

MAMDANI: Lucas Duda

(crowd going nuts)
September 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Smokin on that The Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Orchestra FULL OST
August 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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This video from Fairmount Bagels in Montreal from their Instagram is the most impressive thing I've ever seen
August 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.

As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.

There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success
June 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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general election preview:

zohran: freeze the rent and make buses fast and free

cuomo: new york city is a hellhole

eric adams: we hustle and grind at the hotel of wisdom, god is my DJ when I’m on the dance floor of success, new york is the home of pizza and 9/11
June 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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*beededededoop* Sam. It’s me, Die-Hardman. Wanted to let you know there’s banana bread in the kitchen. You can take a portion of this sweet cake bread anytime. Use the knife to cut off part of the loaf. You can take a full piece or a small piece depending on how hungry you are.
December 5, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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once again asking for a buffet restaurant that only serves hand pie type foods from all over the world. big platters of empanadas and samosas and momos and pasties and sambusas and hot pockets and so on
June 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Huddle up, folks. I’m going to publish @jonbois.bsky.social ’s debut novel, 50007: AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL ODYSSEY
May 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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“First pope from the U.S.” “First Augustinian pope” — no. First pope with an opinion on Juan Uribe.
May 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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watcher gets trolled
May 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Illinois Mandate of Heaven
THE AMERICAN CENTURY IS OVER

THE ILLINOIS CENTURY IS JUST BEGINNING
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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10/10, no notes.
May 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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May 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM