Sam
@insideoutside15.bsky.social
I live in Kentucky and I’m a social worker. Very polite.
Most of my classmates were women of color when I got my master’s in social work, if you’re wondering why chiropracty is a professional degree but social work isn’t
February 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Most of my classmates were women of color when I got my master’s in social work, if you’re wondering why chiropracty is a professional degree but social work isn’t
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building a huge vault in svalbard to archive the semen of unfuckable men for all eternity
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
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February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
building a huge vault in svalbard to archive the semen of unfuckable men for all eternity
Virtually every comment under CBS’ TikTok of this is people either saying it’s staged, praising it, or saying they hope it’s acid, if you were wondering about the American Taliban’s stance on chemical weapon attacks
JUST NOW… rep. Omar attacked and sprayed with a liquid…
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Virtually every comment under CBS’ TikTok of this is people either saying it’s staged, praising it, or saying they hope it’s acid, if you were wondering about the American Taliban’s stance on chemical weapon attacks
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Profiles in courage: this candidate doesn’t want white people to be killed during all the ethnic cleansing he otherwise supports
pretty wild statement re: Republican Chris Madel drop from race for MN governor:
"Saying he cannot support the national GOP's 'stated retribution on citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so."
"Saying he cannot support the national GOP's 'stated retribution on citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so."
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Profiles in courage: this candidate doesn’t want white people to be killed during all the ethnic cleansing he otherwise supports
I forgot that I was supposed to have the watch all this time. Totally spaced on it. They’re gonna be so cross with me in Valhalla.
January 24, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I forgot that I was supposed to have the watch all this time. Totally spaced on it. They’re gonna be so cross with me in Valhalla.
An otherwise good day ruined by the reminder that I’m too tall to be a submarine commander AND Mr Met
Getting the same disappointment from learning I'm too tall to be Mrs. Met that I got from learning I'm too old to be an air traffic controller. Didn't *think* I was going to pursue those career paths but still really sad to learn the doors are shut! sterlingmets.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/Mets/j...
Swing Performer, Mascot Operations - Mr. and Mrs. Met
Job Description: Job Summary: We are seeking high-energy, enthusiastic performers to represent the NY Mets as one of our beloved mascots. Ideal candidates are entertainers through and through, with a ...
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January 22, 2026 at 7:21 PM
An otherwise good day ruined by the reminder that I’m too tall to be a submarine commander AND Mr Met
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making me genuinely feel insane that there is a secret police that has been arresting people regardless of their citizenship status, has killed several people in their custody and has already held Democratic politicians and some Democrats are considering giving them more money
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 PM
making me genuinely feel insane that there is a secret police that has been arresting people regardless of their citizenship status, has killed several people in their custody and has already held Democratic politicians and some Democrats are considering giving them more money
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
They made Steak n Shake a libertarian nightmare
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
They made Steak n Shake a libertarian nightmare
Wunderbaaahar
50 runaway sheep ram-paged through a German supermarket in rural Baa-varia, causing shear mania on Monday morning.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
After breaking away from their 500-strong herd, the brazen sheep spent 20 minutes milling around in the Penny supermarket before ewe-turning and seeing themselves out.
January 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Wunderbaaahar
Any politician who isn’t running on a new Reconstruction doesn’t deserve your vote
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Any politician who isn’t running on a new Reconstruction doesn’t deserve your vote
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We have to impeach him.
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
We have to impeach him.
me watching The Lion in Winter
still not sure about this whole King of England thing
January 2, 2026 at 3:23 AM
me watching The Lion in Winter
I told someone I would kick Jared Leto’s ass if I ever saw him irl. I saw him 15 minutes later. We were the only patrons in the entire restaurant.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I told someone I would kick Jared Leto’s ass if I ever saw him irl. I saw him 15 minutes later. We were the only patrons in the entire restaurant.
It’s probably a good thing that the daytime temperature dropped 50° over 24 hours
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It’s probably a good thing that the daytime temperature dropped 50° over 24 hours
PENIS BUTTER TRAVEL sounds a little ominous
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
PENIS BUTTER TRAVEL sounds a little ominous
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it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
The release of director James Cameron ’s sequel Avatar: Fire and Ash has brought the release of the first teaser trailer for Marvel’s highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday . The first trailer was...
buff.ly
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
why is he trying to do mpreg
December 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
why is he trying to do mpreg
I know that, if the Yankees or Dodgers sign him, he’ll win a Nobel Prize in literature, so I think the Red Sox should sign Murakami.
One thing I'm starting to notice: There seems to be a conventional wisdom coalescing that Munetaka Murakami is just going to be a terrible hitter in MLB, and I'd hold off on the hot takes I'm seeing until we actually see how MLB values him.
December 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I know that, if the Yankees or Dodgers sign him, he’ll win a Nobel Prize in literature, so I think the Red Sox should sign Murakami.
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If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.