anne
@womplestiltskin.bsky.social
recovering engineer
born, raised, currently live in Kentucky
she/her
will someone please update my resume
born, raised, currently live in Kentucky
she/her
will someone please update my resume
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anne
@womplestiltskin.bsky.social
· Dec 2
help i have a lot of important stuff to do but i’ve been struck by a sudden desire to learn everything i can about finland
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bro every aspect of online life has just become me trying to hide from clippy’s nosy ass. this is just 1999 all over again. i open any app or page and there he is, clippy’s ghost, in the form of AI or algorithms, spying on and meddling in my life choices
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
bro every aspect of online life has just become me trying to hide from clippy’s nosy ass. this is just 1999 all over again. i open any app or page and there he is, clippy’s ghost, in the form of AI or algorithms, spying on and meddling in my life choices
*cardi b voice*
why does he wish? WHY DOES HE WISH
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
*cardi b voice*
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every universes got one - a hot thick dish
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
every universes got one - a hot thick dish
I started watching this ironically and then I started crying
I taught an octopus piano (It took 6 months)
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I started watching this ironically and then I started crying
This post wasn’t about Epstein and friends but I am sensing a trend
The thing about “this meeting could have been an email” is that I’ve seen how the meeting callers write emails, and no, it couldn’t
November 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This post wasn’t about Epstein and friends but I am sensing a trend
at my last job we found a toaster oven in the boiler room and the resulting investigation determined that some contractors (mistakenly) believed that they were not allowed to use the break room so they brought in a toaster oven to bake potatoes
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
at my last job we found a toaster oven in the boiler room and the resulting investigation determined that some contractors (mistakenly) believed that they were not allowed to use the break room so they brought in a toaster oven to bake potatoes
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Also, very important:
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Also, very important:
My mom just sent me this
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My mom just sent me this
Just got a couple free pairs of wool socks because the men won’t wear these colors. Thanks, Gender!
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Just got a couple free pairs of wool socks because the men won’t wear these colors. Thanks, Gender!
I think the hemp ban might devastate some of my Western Kentucky family members financially but I am not sure because you could not pay me any amount of money to initiate a conversation about politics with them
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I think the hemp ban might devastate some of my Western Kentucky family members financially but I am not sure because you could not pay me any amount of money to initiate a conversation about politics with them
it’s only been a week and they’ve already fucked up my pivot tables
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
it’s only been a week and they’ve already fucked up my pivot tables
The board is set…the pieces are moving
(gearing up for the exact same family conflict as in each of the last ten holiday seasons)
(gearing up for the exact same family conflict as in each of the last ten holiday seasons)
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The board is set…the pieces are moving
(gearing up for the exact same family conflict as in each of the last ten holiday seasons)
(gearing up for the exact same family conflict as in each of the last ten holiday seasons)
they also don’t want you to know that dogs may try to eat the plastic balls and rack up an expensive vet bill [the dog (not mine) is fine]
toy manufacturers don’t want you to know that they make all their money on plastic balls for the ball pit (sold separately)
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
they also don’t want you to know that dogs may try to eat the plastic balls and rack up an expensive vet bill [the dog (not mine) is fine]
a woman is ruining my workplace (the bathroom is occupied)
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
a woman is ruining my workplace (the bathroom is occupied)
I used to work at a place where the male manager was so awful to his (female) assistants that they kept quitting. To remedy this, the company *built him a new office* further away so he would have less opportunity to bully them
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I used to work at a place where the male manager was so awful to his (female) assistants that they kept quitting. To remedy this, the company *built him a new office* further away so he would have less opportunity to bully them
I didn’t like Parks and Rec that much but I don’t think my dislike says anything about society
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I didn’t like Parks and Rec that much but I don’t think my dislike says anything about society
imagine watching Mamdani’s campaign and thinking that he doesn’t represent ambition, hustle, and drive
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
imagine watching Mamdani’s campaign and thinking that he doesn’t represent ambition, hustle, and drive
Dick Cheney died *yesterday*
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dick Cheney died *yesterday*
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good thing sheltering in place is my natural state
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
good thing sheltering in place is my natural state
I don’t know what else to do so I’m gonna make chili
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I don’t know what else to do so I’m gonna make chili
hoodie, coat over hoodie, warm leggings under pants, wool socks, winter headband ➡️ they are addressing the indoor heating situation
wearing increasingly dramatic winter clothing to work in an attempt to make them address the indoor heating situation
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
hoodie, coat over hoodie, warm leggings under pants, wool socks, winter headband ➡️ they are addressing the indoor heating situation
From the creators of “The Rural Juror”: “The Aloof Wife”
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
From the creators of “The Rural Juror”: “The Aloof Wife”