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anne
@womplestiltskin.bsky.social
850 followers 1.1K following 2.2K posts
recovering engineer
born, raised, currently live in Kentucky
she/her

will someone please update my resume
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womplestiltskin.bsky.social
My mom just sent me this
Modified page from a Winnie the Pooh book. Text reads: "What day is today?" asked Pooh. "It's the day we burn this motherfucker to the ground," squeaked Piglet. "My favorite day," said Pooh. Pooh and Piglet are sitting on a log. Both are wearing the blue basketball jerseys of the University of Kentucky Wildcats. Below them lies the University of Louisville Cardinal mascot. He is a cardinal bird with teeth and is wearing a red Louisville jersey and yellow boots. Also, he looks like he was just defeated in a Pokémon battle. The "UK" logo of the University of Kentucky is in the bottom right corner. The context for this is that Kentucky and Louisville are playing in men's basketball tonight.
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
good thing sheltering in place is my natural state
Emergency Alert Shelter in place update: The shelter in place has been further revised. The new shelter in place is now from Outer Loop northbound to the Ohio River. Continue to shelter in place and avoid contact with smoke from the incident near the Airport. Area's south of Outer Loop are now cleared from the shelter in place.
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
looks bad man
Smoke from the Louisville plane crash against the sunset. I was maybe four miles away
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
when you “dislike” my posts this is whose posts you are disliking
Harp seal pup. A very fuzzy white baby seal with black eyes and nose, lying on snow.
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
update:
“I lived bitch” meme. Text message with a picture of a man in a hospital bed.
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
Forgot I looked this up the other day and just did a spit take when I opened the Amazon app on my phone
Screenshot from the Amazon app. Text reads “Keep shopping for.” Image of the inflatable frog costume that has been made famous by footage of the Portland ICE protest.
October 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
just once and it was terrifying
moo deng’s sister bites a human leg.
October 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
“squirle” is an acceptable way to spell squirrel
Norman Rockwell painting. Guy standing up to speak at a town hall meme.
October 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
I like to combine that one with this one
webcomicname.com comic: I have so much money. I have more money than you could possibly imagine. I also want you to like me. Oh no.
October 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
Horse
Dark brown horse with white streak down its nose.
October 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
hey speaking of immature social media CEO behavior does anyone else remember when the reddit CEO did this
Huffman changed abusive posts about him to mention the moderators of a pro-Donald Trump subreddit. "I messed with the "fuck u/spez" comments, replacing "spez" with r/the_donald mods for about an hour," he said in response to a post about being caught out.
October 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
This is basically my life right now
Mike Primavera @primawesome •.. My neighbor told me squirrels keep eating his pumpkins so l asked how many pumpkins and he said he just goes to the store and gets a new pumpkin so l said it sounds like he's just feeding pumpkins to squirrels then his daughter started crying. 10:03 AM • Sep 30, 2019
September 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
I have an idea
Sid the cussing rabbit puppet from the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
September 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
Loitering at Kroger for reasons and I would like to share this card with all whom it may concern
Greeting card under heading “LGBTQIA+ friendship.” It is a pumpkin orange card with various cartoon depictions of pets wearing Pride flag apparel. The pets are mostly dogs and include a corgi, a dachshund, a doodle, some sort of tiny bulldog, a Boston terrier, a black cat, and a cockatiel.
September 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
it’s better if you imagine that WindyFire is actually this guy
The Pokemon Ho-oh, which is a very silly name. It is a dual flying/fire legendary Pokemon. It looks a bit like an albatross but has red and green wings, a white belly, yellow tail, and a yellow crest on its head.
September 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Tweet from that French scientist (Etienne Klein) who posted a picture of chorizo and claimed it was Proxima Centauri.
September 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
this makes me laugh out loud every single time
slumbermancer basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that's inside of your body, and they're like... a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that's probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that's basically fine. if something wants to get at your blood, and they're, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that's where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
September 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
always love a reminder to repost one of my favorite tweets
old tom @YuckyTom a lot of negative shit can be said about dog breeding and what we've done to the majestic wolf over the centuries but the fact that english bulldogs are born with what seems to be an inherent desire to skateboard is nothing short of beautiful 5:26 PM • 12/3/21 • Twitter for iPhone
September 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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you know you are a lifelong UK football fan when you see how ESPN displays who has the ball and immediately assume that your team has found a way to have negative 10 points
Football score for Toledo versus the University of Kentucky at the end of the third quarter of their football game. The score is 2 to 10. UK has possession so there is a little football in front of the 10, but it looks like a negative sign.
August 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
using Claude to enrich uranium violates Anthropic’s terms and conditions
Earlier this month, Anthropic updated the usage policy of its Claude chatbot to forbid using it to "synthesize, or otherwise develop, high-yield explosives or biological, chemical, radiological, or nuclear weapons or their precursors.'
August 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
I’m not joking
Screenshot of the comment section of the “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang music video on Youtube, sorted by newest. @moonbeambatpony2222 • 51 min ago Pregame? @VenEm • 59 min ago Brooooo @earleebyrd • 1h ago any minute now @gparsons2000 • 1h ago Queuing this one up @tli5706 • 1h ago the grim reaper gotta lock in bro
August 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
If Paula Cole wrote “Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?” today, the first line would be “ooh you get me ready in your ‘85 Chevy,” which would look something like this
A 1985 Chevy Silverado. To be honest all trucks look the same to me, but this one is red.
August 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
Look at this big dead moth I found
A big dead tan moth lying on asphalt. Each wing is nearly the size of my palm and contains black eye shapes. The body of the moth is tan colored and is, to me, upsettingly large. The same big dead moth only the image is zoomed out for comparison with some nearby leaves. The moth is bigger than the leaves.
August 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
Repost with a tweet you still think about
Tweet from li @ sleepy era (@canicula): anyone else address their pets as sir/ ma'am but not as in a term of respect but more like, a buffet employee frantically trying to stop a customer from grabbing food with their bare hands?
August 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
womplestiltskin.bsky.social
hold up
"Thong Song", Sisqó (2000). "Thong Song" placed first in a St. Paul Pioneer Press reader poll to determine the worst song in history. 147] It has also been described as containing marketable sexism in Iowa State Daily. (148]
August 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM