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Reverse Clowngirl
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The apocalypse will be shitposted
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager

If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
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well for starters, what it's like being male
middle class and white
What did Ben Folds know?
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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life hack: a bnnuy
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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this one weird trick could fix the website
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Remember when the Republican caucus's motto was, "If Bill Clinton got a blowjob, you must impeach?"

Where's that energy now?
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I have a couple of undergrads who want to do more advanced history work and it is... incredibly life giving? It's hard feeling like a semester is a war you're losing, it's nice to see some advances, not just holding actions at best.
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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the big shart
BREAKING 🚨: Michael Burry

Michael Burry to close down his hedge fund by year end after acknowledging he doesn't understand today's market
November 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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the economy is gonna crash because nobody thought to ask a PC gamer's opinion
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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My favourite is the guy who goes on and on about how someone else loves the sound of their own voice.
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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So, it was not under a pizza parlor this whole time?
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Opinion | Ezra Klein
Jeffrey Epstein Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I'm on a kick where I stop making excuses for not getting started doing things I want to get done... no-but November (aspirational)
I'm on a kick where I dump all excess resources immediately instead of stockpiling them…no glut November
I'm on a kick where I stop talking to EJs mom...no slut November
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I couldn't imagine trying to discuss the minutia of email correspondence between the most disgusting people on earth.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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His depth is the status quo, he leads to maintain it
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Asking for the millionth time… WTF are we doing here with this guy in a position of leadership? It doesn’t even matter what the end play was for the shutdown. This is just amateur grade politics. The guy is clearly out of his depths.
November 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I fuckin' told ya he was in on it.
Schumer reached out to leading presidential contenders to try and mute criticism of the deal, calling Josh Shapiro, Andy Beshear, JB Pritzker, and Gavin Newsom.

While Schumer voted against it, the eight Dems behind the shutdown deal said the minority leader was aware of their plan. trib.al/lcNlGik
Schumer Begged 2028 Dem Contenders Not to Criticize Shutdown Deal
The Senate minority leader was well aware the shutdown deal would face backlash across the Democratic Party.
trib.al
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Still rueing the day, eh? Me and m'boys are rueing entire weeks.
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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"actually the guys killing nazis just thought they should be in charge instead of the nazis"

ok cool they were definitely right about that thing
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Oh, the guy publicly releasing evidence that the sitting President was tight with a convicted sex trafficker, who provided children for that same President to sexually abuse, that guy's arguably doing it for political gain? Alright cool
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Idk man I'm pretty fine with supposedly underhanded tactics being deployed against an unrepentant pedophile
"All they could do to distract from the Schumer shutdown cover-up is leak Epstein emails ... What a sleazy leak."
Jesse Watters attacks Democrats for releasing Epstein emails
www.mediamatters.org
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Keeping our love in a small metal tin on the bathroom vanity. The label says beard wax but the contents are beautiful memories. And some leftover beard wax.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.

I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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I think the banal answer is: he’s very rich and powerful and good at networking and this how people act around very rich and powerful people.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Please shit your beds like the other patients
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM