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axialagegamer.swifties.social
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@axialagegamer.swifties.social
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The apocalypse will be shitposted
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager

If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
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axialagegamer.swifties.social
I love this site.
Reposted by Faine Greenwood Evan Sutton @evansutt... 1d Alf Holy shit, finally an op-ed that gets it! ▲ Sensual Alf Show Labeled by @skywatch.blue. Learn more.
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
"SCHUMER/FOR Resignation NOW" in the now-iconic style of a Zohran Mamdani campaign sign.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
My favorite Xtina deep cut.
"SEX FOR Breakfast" in the style of the famous Mamdani signs
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
Nice.
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November 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
Well, that sorts what my earworm for the day is gonna be.
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Pregnancy & Parenting > Pregnancy Am i gregnant? [An anxious anthropomorphic shot glass is gritting its teeth] [Thumbs up icon] 305K Pregnancy & Parenting > Pregnancy 38+2 weeks pregananant? woke up quite a lot of back pain thick white muscus [An anthropomorphic martini glass with think lashes has arms outstretched, and bent upwards towards head. An anthropomorphic olive sticks up from the top of the glass's head, on a toothpick.] [Thumbs up icon] 305K
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
I was sure you were making that up. But, to my surprise:
25 TUE 3:30 PM - 5:30 PM Franksgiving (Original source: https://franksinatraschoolofthearts.org/apps/events/ accessed November 4, 2025)
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
Well, the place is bumpin' tonight, I see! Hello, Thirsty Thursday Bluesky!
D Jerry Chen @jcsalter... 59m ding dong it's soup o'clock 26 10 120 ... kaboodles @kaboodle... 3h don't ask "how can a robot get fat" but rather "why isnt the robot fat already?" 6 37 136 ...
October 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
Ha, nice.
Front cover of the children's book, "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!" featuring a cartoonish pigeon, a word bubble containing the title and pointing out-of-frame, the silver Caldecott Medal in the upper right, and the text "words and pictures by mo willems" along the bottom.
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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On the one hand, I see your point. On the other hand, I reflexively assume anyone with a pinned post like this is doing a bit, at all times.
[Thumbtack icon] Pinned [Avatar of a mustachioed white man with short brown hair] Jule... @jules.su 5mo give me a blue check on here you cocksucker motherfuckers
October 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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God dammit, NBC News, don't make me actually listen to Kash Patel speak, just to figure out whether he actually said "mind-blogging" or you guys just skimped too much on your copy-editing budget…
"The fraud is mind-blogging," Patel told reporters, referring to the alleged wrongdoing as a “criminal enterprise that envelops both the NBA and La Cosa Nostra."
October 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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A still from the movie Terminator 2: Judgement Day showing John Connor (a white adolescent boy) looking toward the viewer, and Miles Dyson (a middle-aged black man) looking out of frame to the right, with the caption, "Uh…all of 'em, I think."
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Unfollow me. You're a white supremacist spreading white supremacist talking points. Little Susie Supremacist.
Susie @d3m0cra.. Follow back Go fuck off, and unfollow me. This is gross behavior. October 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM 1 口 ...
October 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
O dam, I was just bluffing, but it turns out the other one *is* a real guy, after all!
IMDb IMDb https://m.imdb.com John Puma John Puma is known for Mean Girls (2024), Lea (2025) and IF (2024).
October 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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This has gotta be the most underrated compilation I've ever encountered. I've never heard anyone mention it, unlike, say, Madonna's Immaculate Collection, or Beatles 1. According to wikip it didn't even chart in the US. But it's every bit as full of ear candy bangers as any of the best of the best.
[The back cover of the album Rule The World, by the band Tears for Fears, with serif text set against a starfield background. The text follows.] SIDE A- EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD SHOUT I LOVE YOU BUT I'M LOST MAD WORLD - SIDE B- SOWING THE SEEDS OF LOVE ADVICE FOR THE YOUNG AT HEART HEAD OVER HEELS WOMAN IN CHAINS (TEARS FOR FEARS & OLETA ADAMS) SIDE C- CHANGE STAY PALE SHELTER MOTHERS TALK SIDE D BREAK IT DOWN.AGAIN I BELIEVE RAOUL AND THE KINGS OF SPAIN CLOSEST THING TO HEAVEN
October 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Ok, not gonna lie, they had me at "version of Huck Finn where they've got plasma rifles"…
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October 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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I just went to her timeline to check, and it's absolutely there. You just gotta scroll past the pinned post and her repost of her January post, to get to her new stuff.
María Corina Machado @MariaCorinaYA. 4h This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom. We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy. I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause! 3.2K 15K 54K 2M
October 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Babe, wake up! New threat to Freedom just dropped! The Nobel prize winner's gonna conquer Freedom…
María Corina Machado @MariaCorinaYA This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom. We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy. I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause! 7:34 AM Oct 10, 2025 482.1K Views
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
Damn. Ok. I see how it is.
THE ONE NOBODY LIKES [set against a black and red background suggestive of spattered blood]
October 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
Nice.
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October 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Nice.
A screengrab of the parent skeet, showing it has 69 likes.
October 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Nice
Screengrab of the parent skeet, showing it has 69 likes.
October 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
Big corncob transformation energy, there.
wint @dril "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob 6:20 PM-11/10/11 from Earth
October 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
Heh. Nice.
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October 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
This you?
I tried to hang on to my liberalness. I did. But recent events have pushed me to the right. AMA
October 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
axialagegamer.swifties.social
What a fuckin' sentence to have to write.
Adams, who made history as the first New York City mayor of the modern era to be criminally indicted, now becomes the first sitting mayor to not seek re-election since 1913. His exit marks a spectacular downfall for someone who only three years ago declared himself the new face of the Democratic Party. (Excerpted from the news story linked by the quoted post)
September 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM