Auntie Social
@auntiesocial.bsky.social
She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
Pinned
Breaking:
Today, Trump said and/or did something stupid, unethical, and/or illegal.
Bookmark this and reread daily to keep up to date on US news.
Today, Trump said and/or did something stupid, unethical, and/or illegal.
Bookmark this and reread daily to keep up to date on US news.
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the word karma gets thrown around a lot but hear me out
December 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the word karma gets thrown around a lot but hear me out
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they couldnt release all the files today because they ran out of sharpies
December 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
they couldnt release all the files today because they ran out of sharpies
I'm creating a grid-based game where you alternate choosing pills to take. Some are placebos. Some are laxatives.
BATTLESHIT
BATTLESHIT
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm creating a grid-based game where you alternate choosing pills to take. Some are placebos. Some are laxatives.
BATTLESHIT
BATTLESHIT
Shout out to my USPS mail carrier who bypassed the package deposit box on my front porch and went the extra mile to walk all the way around my house to deliver my Xmas present in a puddle on top of dogshit.
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Shout out to my USPS mail carrier who bypassed the package deposit box on my front porch and went the extra mile to walk all the way around my house to deliver my Xmas present in a puddle on top of dogshit.
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the Benedict Arnold and Donald J Trump Center for the Performing Arts
December 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the Benedict Arnold and Donald J Trump Center for the Performing Arts
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MARY: i’m exhausted
JOSEPH: he’s finally asleep
LITTLE DRUMMER BOY: hold my myrrh
JOSEPH: he’s finally asleep
LITTLE DRUMMER BOY: hold my myrrh
December 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
MARY: i’m exhausted
JOSEPH: he’s finally asleep
LITTLE DRUMMER BOY: hold my myrrh
JOSEPH: he’s finally asleep
LITTLE DRUMMER BOY: hold my myrrh
Called it!
Breaking: The Trump administration announces that they will not be complying with today’s deadline to release the full Epstein Files.
They insist the files will be released in the next “couple weeks.”
They insist the files will be released in the next “couple weeks.”
December 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Called it!
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The arrival of the holiday season has caused me to become sad, bitter, and disillusioned, so per movie law, I’ll probably wind up saving Christmas and maybe even the entire world.
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The arrival of the holiday season has caused me to become sad, bitter, and disillusioned, so per movie law, I’ll probably wind up saving Christmas and maybe even the entire world.
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At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
December 12, 2025 at 6:16 AM
At what point did being completely wrong start counting as an “opinion”? Claiming vaccines cause autism isn’t an opinion. It’s utter bullshit. And then they say, “Well, that’s my opinion, you have to respect it.” No. I don’t have to respect stupidity. Fuck off.
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Please don't pick faults with my pets cos I don't take crittercism well
December 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Please don't pick faults with my pets cos I don't take crittercism well
This is so incredibly on-brand
“It was not unanimous. I was muted and not allowed to speak.” 🤔
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is so incredibly on-brand
You: birthday suit
Me, an intellectual: fuxedo
Me, an intellectual: fuxedo
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You: birthday suit
Me, an intellectual: fuxedo
Me, an intellectual: fuxedo
The Grinches of Eastwick
Planes, Trains, and Grinchmobiles
Grinch Alone
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Grinches of Eastwick
How the Grinch Grinched Grinchmas
Fukkitsend
Fukkitsend
The Silence of the Grinch
Four Grinches and a Funeral
My Big Fat Grinch Wedding
My Big Fat Grinch Wedding
December 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How the Grinch Grinched Grinchmas
Fukkitsend
Fukkitsend
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I used to not like the hunger games movies because it seemed so heavy handed. I apologize to Suzanne Collins.
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I used to not like the hunger games movies because it seemed so heavy handed. I apologize to Suzanne Collins.
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I knew it was just a matter of time until The Hunger Games started. May the odds be ever in your favor.
The "Patriot Games" will call high school athletes for a four-day competition in the fall. The games will feature "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
The "Patriot Games" will call high school athletes for a four-day competition in the fall. The games will feature "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Patriot Games, National Mall state fair, White House UFC fight: Trump reveals DC America 250 plans
President Trump detailed major events planned in Washington, D.C., for the 250th anniversary of the U.S., including the Great American State Fair.
www.nbcwashington.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I knew it was just a matter of time until The Hunger Games started. May the odds be ever in your favor.
The "Patriot Games" will call high school athletes for a four-day competition in the fall. The games will feature "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
The "Patriot Games" will call high school athletes for a four-day competition in the fall. The games will feature "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory."
Lamborwini
Y'all trans men walking around with Lamborghini dicks?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Lamborwini
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creators: instead of buying bullshit ai products and showing us how fake they are why don't you buy real things made by artists and makers and show off really cool really shit that could help people?
December 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
creators: instead of buying bullshit ai products and showing us how fake they are why don't you buy real things made by artists and makers and show off really cool really shit that could help people?
A Grinch Full of Dollars
Fried Grinch Tomatoes
Driving Miss Grinch
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A Grinch Full of Dollars
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oh no not wordle what a monster
Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin Tyler Robinson was video game ‘savant’ who played Wordle less than an hour before shooting
Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin Tyler Robinson was video game ‘savant’ who played Wordle less than an hour before shooting
One pal said he played pirate game Sea of Thieves for a whopping 2,148 hours and treated it "like a job."
nypost.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
oh no not wordle what a monster
Driving Miss Grinch
What's Eating Grinchbert Grape?
Grinch Grinch
A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Whoville
A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Whoville
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Driving Miss Grinch
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Netflix: are you still watching?
Me (doomscrolling phone): I was never watching in the first place.
Me (doomscrolling phone): I was never watching in the first place.
December 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Netflix: are you still watching?
Me (doomscrolling phone): I was never watching in the first place.
Me (doomscrolling phone): I was never watching in the first place.
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If you wrote all the incompetent bumbling of this shit Nazi administration down in a movie script for a comedy it would be rejected for being too unbelievable
The US used illegal Kenyan immigrants to process applications for white South Africans to enter the US as refugees.
My brain hurts.
South African authorities raid a US refugee processing center | AP News share.google/iak9TviTlVtV...
My brain hurts.
South African authorities raid a US refugee processing center | AP News share.google/iak9TviTlVtV...
South African authorities raid a US refugee processing center and Washington protests
South African immigration authorities have raided a United States refugee processing center in Johannesburg and seven Kenyans working there illegally were arrested and given deportation orders.
share.google
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
If you wrote all the incompetent bumbling of this shit Nazi administration down in a movie script for a comedy it would be rejected for being too unbelievable
Trump isn't looking too well. With luck, we will have a First Couch by Easter
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Trump isn't looking too well. With luck, we will have a First Couch by Easter