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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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When my friends and I were alcoholic 25yos, chain-smoking and drinking steel reserve on our band-house porch, giving each other homosocial haircuts, smoking weed and watching Wim Wenders movies all day, there was no one who's approval we valued more than the morally ambiguous forest-witch Baba Yaga.
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When my friends and I were alcoholic 25yos, chain-smoking and drinking steel reserve on our band-house porch, giving each other homosocial haircuts, smoking weed and watching Wim Wenders movies all day, there was no one who's approval we valued more than the morally ambiguous forest-witch Baba Yaga.
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beautiful language
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP #sport
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP
LOS ANGELES ANPAFP Honkballer Shohei Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers is voor de vierde keer uitgeroepen tot meest waardevolle speler MVP in zijn divisie van de MLB. Het was de tweede keer op rij dat de 31jarige Japanner werd gekozen tot MVP van de National League. Eerder kreeg hij als speler van Los Angeles Angels twee keer de prijs in de American League.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
beautiful language
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not for nothing and its a pretty small complaint all things considered as i know we live in hitler world now but isnt examining his dna almost a century later to examine if hes genetically fucked up an extremely hitler thing to do lmao
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
not for nothing and its a pretty small complaint all things considered as i know we live in hitler world now but isnt examining his dna almost a century later to examine if hes genetically fucked up an extremely hitler thing to do lmao
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Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...
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November 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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Someone needs to take this guy down a peg
October 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Someone needs to take this guy down a peg
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Never ruin your whole life
October 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Never ruin your whole life
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This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
June 13, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This mask always makes me laugh. i don't like to look at the other one..
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
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horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
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not to sound like a broken record but this is (one of the reasons) why history and literature are a tremendous salve to being a person alive at any one specific moment
honestly been getting weird reassurance from reading du fu and other ancient chinese poets and knowing people have faced the same struggle of caring deeply amidst a bumbling state
August 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
not to sound like a broken record but this is (one of the reasons) why history and literature are a tremendous salve to being a person alive at any one specific moment
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I think there should be a dark and gritty 3 stooges reboot that shows what drove them to violence and what made them turn to stoogery
August 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I think there should be a dark and gritty 3 stooges reboot that shows what drove them to violence and what made them turn to stoogery
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Turn A Gundam - Episode 08 - Laura's Cow
12 minutes 31 seconds and 707 milliseconds
12 minutes 31 seconds and 707 milliseconds
July 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Turn A Gundam - Episode 08 - Laura's Cow
12 minutes 31 seconds and 707 milliseconds
12 minutes 31 seconds and 707 milliseconds
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I resist the label of "Recession Pop." That music didn't become popular because we were in a recession, it was because the Bush era was over. Strictly speaking, the recession had already ended by the time most of it took root. It would be more accurate to call it Obama's First Term Pop.
June 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I resist the label of "Recession Pop." That music didn't become popular because we were in a recession, it was because the Bush era was over. Strictly speaking, the recession had already ended by the time most of it took root. It would be more accurate to call it Obama's First Term Pop.
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so Art is fun but there's a limit
June 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
so Art is fun but there's a limit
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Good evening! Point & click sci-fi adventure NORCO is 65% off on Steam until June 21st.
June 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Good evening! Point & click sci-fi adventure NORCO is 65% off on Steam until June 21st.
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briefly put on the "green games showcase" and was immediately hit with an ad for a game filled with ai art from a developer with a big page about their crypto integration.
and people wonder why i remain skeptical of this style of 'games can save the world' rhetoric.
and people wonder why i remain skeptical of this style of 'games can save the world' rhetoric.
June 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
briefly put on the "green games showcase" and was immediately hit with an ad for a game filled with ai art from a developer with a big page about their crypto integration.
and people wonder why i remain skeptical of this style of 'games can save the world' rhetoric.
and people wonder why i remain skeptical of this style of 'games can save the world' rhetoric.
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when i eat my slop its charming, self aware and if we're being honest with ourselves a little revolutionary. a small liberation from the prison of high culture and good taste. when you eat your slop it's anti-intellectual, myopic and a self-centred rejection of art as conscious human value
May 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
when i eat my slop its charming, self aware and if we're being honest with ourselves a little revolutionary. a small liberation from the prison of high culture and good taste. when you eat your slop it's anti-intellectual, myopic and a self-centred rejection of art as conscious human value
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I am not a fan of the new name. "Pope Leo XIV." No. Pope names, like numbered movie sequels, should stop at X, and ideally V.
If you gotta name yourself Pope Leo, make it Pope Leo: Resurgence or something
If you gotta name yourself Pope Leo, make it Pope Leo: Resurgence or something
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I am not a fan of the new name. "Pope Leo XIV." No. Pope names, like numbered movie sequels, should stop at X, and ideally V.
If you gotta name yourself Pope Leo, make it Pope Leo: Resurgence or something
If you gotta name yourself Pope Leo, make it Pope Leo: Resurgence or something
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it's jolting how little AI skepticism has reached the general public. i've had many acquaintances ask whether i use AI for research and seem shocked when i tell them it's completely useless for that purpose. my wife recently told her colleagues about hallucinations and it was news to all of them.
May 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
it's jolting how little AI skepticism has reached the general public. i've had many acquaintances ask whether i use AI for research and seem shocked when i tell them it's completely useless for that purpose. my wife recently told her colleagues about hallucinations and it was news to all of them.
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“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes
April 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes