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Your shitposts sustain me.
Put them in my veins.
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donni.bsky.social
I would like to live on a safe and comfortable planet, ideally Of The Apes
August 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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catbus.phd
#KateBush
Sickos meme but the sicko is labled Kate Bush and he's speaking the chorus of Wuthering Heights: Heathcliff it's me, Cathy I've come home, I'm so cold let me in your window
July 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
“GIVE US THE SOCKS.”
Washing machine full of rubber gloves create the appearance of hands reaching out.
July 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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warmyellowlight.bsky.social
autocorrect changed “pick your poison” to “pick your possum”
July 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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rosemarymosco.com
Bird sounds.
A four panel comic titled Bird Sounds. In panel 1, labeled thrush, a wood thrush sings its beautiful eeohlay song against a forest background. In panel 2, labeled wren, a winter wren delicately sings tweedly tweedly tweedly. In panel 3, labeled warbler, a yellow warbler delicately sings sweet sweet. In panel 4, labeled heron in a death metal font, a heron screams KRAAGH against a background of fire.
July 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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xinicit.bsky.social
People who tell you to be yourself always think you’re someone else
July 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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drewsky.app
To wit, I say "blep."
The image depicts an echidna, an animal characterized by its spiky quills, lying on a flat rock surface. The echidna's body is covered with sharp, needle-like spines that vary in color from yellowish-brown to light tan. Its snout is elongated, and from it extends a long, pink tongue. The echidna's small eyes are visible, and its clawed front paws rest on the rock. In the background, there are lush green leaves and dry foliage, adding a natural setting to the scene.
July 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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weeder.bsky.social
Don't love my face in profile, if you start turning while we talk, I will orbit you like a tidal locked moon
July 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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joshdobbin.bsky.social
🎶John Jacob Oppenheimer Schmidt
🎶now I am become death, too....
🎶and whenever we go out
July 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
every sunday harry liked to come to the park with a big bag of werther’s and feed the old men
Seagull with its head aligned with a person's body, creating an illusion of a seagull-headed person sitting on a bench, with a ferry and white cliffs in the background.
June 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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catbus.phd
I'm always saying this
June 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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warmyellowlight.bsky.social
the newest fad is smelling like a dusty armoire being transported in a 1967 dodge charger. inside the armoire are 1970s leather jackets. someone spilled whiskey and smoked a pipe and sat near a campfire in the jackets. you are driving the charger thru a forest lush with cedars
June 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
cat scratches get puffy because they’re full of love
June 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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pinkojoe.bsky.social
RFK Jr. is deranged
June 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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slop.guru
look what they took from us
on the left: (2009) a zany mcdonald’s covered in safari animal statues with a fun jungle theme on the right, (2025) the same McDonald’s, but it’s been redesigned as a soulless gray box with nothing but a small yellow mcdonald’s logo on the top left corner of the building
June 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
Come into the light
Old-timey b/w photo of a person in a cloak and shapeless clothes - and a full moth head - standing next to a lit table lamp
June 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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hotdogsladies.bsky.social
After five or nine episodes of Taskmaster, you may join me in marveling at what a miracle of casting, production design, and raw chaotic energy this program can be.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVfk...
Contestants Who Woke Up And Chose Violence | Taskmaster
YouTube video by Taskmaster
www.youtube.com
June 8, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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drewsky.app
The Royal Envoy of the Zxyg02/E[o] Constellation's Economic Zone has arrived to negotiate the terms of the sales of sub-atomic replicators to the Terran Confederation.
June 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
We swore we weren’t gonna get another grandma after the last one died, but when we saw this one at the shelter, we just knew we had to have her.
An older woman sits in the back of a pickup truck.
January 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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jinah.bsky.social
Does a goose drive this vibe?
Pontiac Vibe with so many Honk stickers… too many some might say “Honk if anything remember if you honk all you at me I will honk honk if you get any closer u have to honk if you will if I honk myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk”
May 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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pinkojoe.bsky.social
The party of bottom feeders and scavengers.
May 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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xinicit.bsky.social
We’ve already had the rapture. It just seemed like a normal day because there wasn’t anyone worth taking.
May 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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mattoswaltva.bsky.social
the only certainties in life are death, taxes, and if you sit at an outdoor café in the valley Jay Leno will drive by
May 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
nickel loafers? in this economy? get real
May 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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weeder.bsky.social
You ok babe, you barely touched your Happy Tractor
I looked up the company that makes the infamous meme meat clown dyed bologna type sausage roll and they also make one with a tractor shape. This is a picture of a tube of meat with two slices removed to a plate showing the cross section. There is a dark pink outer circle, a light pink inner circle and then a disturbingly well defined tractor shape.
May 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM