Andrea
anddun.bsky.social
Andrea
@anddun.bsky.social
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i don't know who needs to hear this but please remember it's not a toyotasprint it's a toyotathon
February 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Ask yourself, "am I harder to kill than I was 8 years ago?"
January 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I've cooked for men I should have poisoned.
So...yes...I have self control.
December 27, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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Genuinely felt more edge of seat excitement from the Wallace and Gromit barge sequence than anything Tom Cruise has done in Mission Impossible.
December 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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do you ever think about "i'm in the house like carpet"
December 22, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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I scampered out of the hermit's cave with recluse abandon.
December 22, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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[with dying breath] Tell my wife that I loved…the shareholders
December 18, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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currently hot boxing my car with a steaming rotisserie chicken
December 13, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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Someday I will pursue my dream business, making alternate packets of spice or sauce that you put into your ramen noodles or your boxed mac & cheese.
December 10, 2024 at 12:08 AM
The most fun thing that can happen to a person is being on a flight where a meal is served 🙌🏻 love it every time
December 9, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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wondering if anyone’s been proposed to with a mouthful of a beefy 5 layer burrito and that “marry me” taco bell sauce packet
December 8, 2024 at 1:33 AM
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i don't think i'm a particularly extravagant person, but i have decided that in 2025, yes, i will have extra guacamole with that burrito, thank you
December 6, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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I can't believe we used to live in a world with three other human species. So freaking cool.
December 5, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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humble bragging looks fun. i wish i sucked enough to be able to be humble
December 5, 2024 at 6:58 PM
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lofi beats to ignore the slow motion apocalypse to
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Crash out <<<<
Flip a lid >>>>
November 27, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Not to be rude, but I feel like jet lag is made up
November 27, 2024 at 6:13 AM