Alfe
@altfalt.bsky.social
I live in replies and eat the leaves of the forest
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Pam Bondi will not have a license to practice law when this is all over. You can’t stay a bar member and agree to investigate only members of one political party for child sexual abuse but not members of the other. And, you can’t do it after previously saying no one else could be charged.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Pam Bondi will not have a license to practice law when this is all over. You can’t stay a bar member and agree to investigate only members of one political party for child sexual abuse but not members of the other. And, you can’t do it after previously saying no one else could be charged.
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Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Incredibly smart PR tactic from ICE to continue assaulting very handsome priests
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Way to put out that fire, sir.
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Way to put out that fire, sir.
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Such a complete fucking loser
November 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Such a complete fucking loser
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this one is a mistake
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
this one is a mistake
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This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
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you simply do not get credit for fixing a problem that is entirely, intentionally, your own fault
BREAKING: President Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee and tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices.
Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee, tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order to get rid of tariffs on a broad swath of commodities, including beef, coffee and tropical fruits.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
you simply do not get credit for fixing a problem that is entirely, intentionally, your own fault
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we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
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Zac Segal, Boston U runner and Young Republican alerted ICE to a car wash in Allston MA which had immigrants working - he said they were taking US jobs. ICE raided the car wash. All detained had legal status according to their lawyer.
Segal was born and schooled in London. 🙄
Segal was born and schooled in London. 🙄
Student Republican who called ICE on car wash faces backlash
An attorney for those detained said, "Is he taking a college seat away from an American since he's from London?"
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November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Zac Segal, Boston U runner and Young Republican alerted ICE to a car wash in Allston MA which had immigrants working - he said they were taking US jobs. ICE raided the car wash. All detained had legal status according to their lawyer.
Segal was born and schooled in London. 🙄
Segal was born and schooled in London. 🙄
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if there were anything they could get clinton on with regard to epstein, they would have already done it, and as far as blocking the release of these things because of an "active investigation", lol, good luck. also, DOJ is running on fumes with d-squad lawyers now, good luck with clinton's counsel
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
if there were anything they could get clinton on with regard to epstein, they would have already done it, and as far as blocking the release of these things because of an "active investigation", lol, good luck. also, DOJ is running on fumes with d-squad lawyers now, good luck with clinton's counsel
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🥸 “In an attempt to unfuck Pam Bondi’s Halloween attempt to ratify Lindsey Halligan’s attempt to indict Jim Comey, the blondes from Florida have fucked things worse.”
Gotta love it.
Gotta love it.
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
🥸 “In an attempt to unfuck Pam Bondi’s Halloween attempt to ratify Lindsey Halligan’s attempt to indict Jim Comey, the blondes from Florida have fucked things worse.”
Gotta love it.
Gotta love it.
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Rs are going to end up down seats in redistricting lmao
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Rs are going to end up down seats in redistricting lmao
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looking great, mister president, top notch, they're saying things like "no one's ever stuffed more padding into a suit", and, "everyone can notice how great you look, you know, considering the circumstances" and "it's great when a man finally learns to stop worrying about his hair"
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
looking great, mister president, top notch, they're saying things like "no one's ever stuffed more padding into a suit", and, "everyone can notice how great you look, you know, considering the circumstances" and "it's great when a man finally learns to stop worrying about his hair"
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I'm not gonna get hyped about Florida going blue again, but if you were trying to make it happen this might be a move you'd make
The Trump admin is planning to say that being from Cuba (or any other travel ban country) is a "significant negative factor" that could lead to a denial of any of several discretionary immigration benefits (like green cards).
Seriously; national origin discrimination as official government policy.
Seriously; national origin discrimination as official government policy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm not gonna get hyped about Florida going blue again, but if you were trying to make it happen this might be a move you'd make
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This is a good summary of the dump.
"Zeteo Scoured 26,000 Epstein Docs. Here’s What We Found"
Read what Epstein said about Trump, and his emails with Peter Thiel, Steve Bannon, Ehud Barak, and Larry Summers.
Read what Epstein said about Trump, and his emails with Peter Thiel, Steve Bannon, Ehud Barak, and Larry Summers.
Zeteo Scoured 26,000 Epstein Docs. Here’s What We Found
You can search and review the emails here. Read what Epstein said about Trump, and his emails with Peter Thiel, Steve Bannon, Ehud Barak, and Larry Summers.
zeteo.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This is a good summary of the dump.
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lmao, everyone hates the strategy cheese
Republicans turn on Trump’s defense policy chief
Administration allies say they are fed up with the Defense Department’s third-most senior leader and his foreign policy surprises.
www.politico.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
lmao, everyone hates the strategy cheese
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Remember when it was a weeks-long scandal that Obama gave the Queen an iPod full of music, bc it threatened the Special Relationship?
Homan: "I don't think the UK is a friend to this country and friend of the president"
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Remember when it was a weeks-long scandal that Obama gave the Queen an iPod full of music, bc it threatened the Special Relationship?
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ghibli needs to sue basically everyone under the sun
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
ghibli needs to sue basically everyone under the sun
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These are the best days because they're boring.
the only thing on Trump's schedule today is flying to Florida to spend the weekend at his private club golfing and schmoozing with his paying customers
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
These are the best days because they're boring.
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America throwing away its' position as global leader because a bunch of senile geriatrics somehow thought we were getting screwed by, uh, controlling the entire world, is truly something
The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
International Criminal Court to ditch Microsoft Office for European open source alternative | Euractiv
The court will move its internal work environment to Open Desk, a German-developed open source software
www.euractiv.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
America throwing away its' position as global leader because a bunch of senile geriatrics somehow thought we were getting screwed by, uh, controlling the entire world, is truly something
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This, from @pbump.com, is a superb description of what pollsters are showing: Trump's support is growing soft, starting w/Epstein.
But the other thing Epstein does--is perfectly designed to do (bc his trolls have ALWAYS been pedo-conspiracy adjacent) is they make it REALLY hard to command attention
But the other thing Epstein does--is perfectly designed to do (bc his trolls have ALWAYS been pedo-conspiracy adjacent) is they make it REALLY hard to command attention
Donald Trump’s presidency hinges on loyalty, which depends on the perception of power. As a lame duck, that perception is already eroding — and the Epstein scandal is now accelerating it.
Opinion | The Epstein divisions among Republicans are hastening Trump's lame-duck status
These polls suggest the issue is a bigger problem than the president wants to admit.
www.msnbc.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This, from @pbump.com, is a superb description of what pollsters are showing: Trump's support is growing soft, starting w/Epstein.
But the other thing Epstein does--is perfectly designed to do (bc his trolls have ALWAYS been pedo-conspiracy adjacent) is they make it REALLY hard to command attention
But the other thing Epstein does--is perfectly designed to do (bc his trolls have ALWAYS been pedo-conspiracy adjacent) is they make it REALLY hard to command attention
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Its incredibly funny how closely the Epstein Estate Files dropped and sent a bunch of Times people into a tizzy and then almost simultaneously they're printing dreck that is the most clear 'author wants to fuck or has fucked the subject' ass articles on Olivia Nuzzi I have read n quite some time
November 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Its incredibly funny how closely the Epstein Estate Files dropped and sent a bunch of Times people into a tizzy and then almost simultaneously they're printing dreck that is the most clear 'author wants to fuck or has fucked the subject' ass articles on Olivia Nuzzi I have read n quite some time
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it's a pretty neat trick
basically every Dem campaign actually does run on a bunch of shit the popularists say they should run on, but sometimes they lose, and that's inconvenient
so if they win? great, our plan worked
if they lose? they were secretly campaigning on Woke instead
basically every Dem campaign actually does run on a bunch of shit the popularists say they should run on, but sometimes they lose, and that's inconvenient
so if they win? great, our plan worked
if they lose? they were secretly campaigning on Woke instead
I feel like a lot of democrats are engaged in a very big project to make us forget that the Biden administration and Harris 2024 campaign were mostly about fixing bridges
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
it's a pretty neat trick
basically every Dem campaign actually does run on a bunch of shit the popularists say they should run on, but sometimes they lose, and that's inconvenient
so if they win? great, our plan worked
if they lose? they were secretly campaigning on Woke instead
basically every Dem campaign actually does run on a bunch of shit the popularists say they should run on, but sometimes they lose, and that's inconvenient
so if they win? great, our plan worked
if they lose? they were secretly campaigning on Woke instead
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capping a week of stories about elite depravity with a story about a journalist who broke basically every possible ethical rule (and was rewarded for it) to elevate an unqualified wealthy failson who is trying to destroy american public health is, well, it's a lot, tbh
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
capping a week of stories about elite depravity with a story about a journalist who broke basically every possible ethical rule (and was rewarded for it) to elevate an unqualified wealthy failson who is trying to destroy american public health is, well, it's a lot, tbh