alex plaster
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"wherever there is a human being there is an opportunity for kindness" - seneca
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too much bad news lately, so I’m sharing this song my son wrote. it is the most annoying song I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
![It is to my very great chagrin that I hav written out alt text for these song lyrics:
I'm smarter than you
I'm smarter than you
eat a bowl of poo- poo
PoOPy PooPy d00- doo
youre dumber than me
you're dumber than me
wash that down with Pee-pee
tinkle winkle wee - wee
nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya nya hya
I know more than you
you know less than me
nya nya nya nya nya hya nya nya nya nya
Dont forget to eat your Poo-poo
Don’t forget to drink your pee-per
[repeat from top]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hyj5gdgpkql2bz7rbset3h33/bafkreiddcstf7y72jzfjs6mw7r44tvjpmojuxupkwzdqnvtpkeugwaossa@jpeg)
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
too much bad news lately, so I’m sharing this song my son wrote. it is the most annoying song I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
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This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This story Carl Nassib told on RC's pod about coming out in the NFL cracked me up. His delivery is so good!
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Nancy when she hears someone is ready for her services
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Nancy when she hears someone is ready for her services
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well if they won't then I will
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
well if they won't then I will
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“Go Bills”? How about you 𝘨𝘰 and legislate some 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 to stop this nonsense.
December 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“Go Bills”? How about you 𝘨𝘰 and legislate some 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘴 to stop this nonsense.
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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Therapist: Detroit Lion Dwight Freeney isnt real
Detroit Lion Dwight Freeney:
Detroit Lion Dwight Freeney:
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Therapist: Detroit Lion Dwight Freeney isnt real
Detroit Lion Dwight Freeney:
Detroit Lion Dwight Freeney:
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
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There are a few sets of plays like that, like this Raiders-Packers 4 turnovers in 5 plays sequence from 1978.
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
There are a few sets of plays like that, like this Raiders-Packers 4 turnovers in 5 plays sequence from 1978.
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When Dan Marino ruptured his Achilles in 1993? That's right: COVID vaccine.
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
When Dan Marino ruptured his Achilles in 1993? That's right: COVID vaccine.
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
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This is an extremely fucked up thread and stuff like this is radicalizing me to support outlawing not only AI, but probably smartphones and social media, too. Read it.
An issue we're seeing at all levels of university is that many students are simply refusing to do *anything*. They aren't reading the syllabus, aren't following assignment guidelines, aren't engaging with material, ignoring deadlines. And this might seem like old news, but it truly has ramped up.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
This is an extremely fucked up thread and stuff like this is radicalizing me to support outlawing not only AI, but probably smartphones and social media, too. Read it.
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Best uni matchup in CFB this year?
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Best uni matchup in CFB this year?
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Important Max Brosmer reminder:
Max Brosmer looks like the David Blaine Street Magic comedian
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Important Max Brosmer reminder:
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Happy Thanksgiving
Madden: Did you ever see Bone Tomahawk?
Al: No
Madden: alright, so
Al: No
Madden: alright, so
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done
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House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
House votes on dumbass resolution condemning socialism, meanwhile the DSA's Lisan al-Gaib rolls the truculent child brain president like a pair of socks