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Aeviatrix
@aeviatrix.bsky.social
24, California. Yeah man.
As we approach 2026, now, more than ever, it’s time for earth’s magnetic poles to flip. With your support we can reach this goal. Donate now.
As with every year, my 2024 bingo card includes “earth’s magnetic poles flip”.
December 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Movies are shows, if they're on tv
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Did you know! You can (more or less) brush your teeth as much as you’d like. Want to give those suckers an extra mid-day scrub? Go for it! Your dentist probably won’t even be mad if you brush 3 times in a day instead of 2. Also I won’t tell them! Have extra clean teeth. As a treat.
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Hang on one sec I need to run away and hide in a crack or crevice I should be right back
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”

Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.

No questions asked.

No proof required.

Pass it on.
August 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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my making sense days are over
August 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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we’re simply an amalgam of tubes
August 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Surely You’re Joking Mr. Feynman
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.

I'll start: John Gardner's Grendel.
August 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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if the flytraps are any indication we should stay the hell away from Venus
July 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I need more of SNW season 3 stat!! I was YELLING every time Erica was onscreen I’m so excited that my fave is back.
July 19, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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more shows should end like six feet under. i wanna see how everyone on love island dies.
July 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” Well, Sharks, today I am asking YOU…where did I put my keys.
June 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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trying to explain why i'm doing things even though i also don't understand why i'm doing them
June 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Upon further review. No.
June 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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When I say something occurred under mysterious circumstances it means I forgot the circumstances.
May 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Well @jamieloftus.bsky.social saying “you are listening to a future piece of lost media” has made me feel deeply liminal at 11am in a corporate office 👍
May 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Brainwashing sounds great right now. A nice scrub? Hell yeah make me forget.
April 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
-We’re having a PWYW weekend.

-Oh, “pay what you want”? That’s nice!

-No no no, it’s the “play What You Will” weekend. Lock the doors. You’re watching us do 12th Night.
April 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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the world sucks so I have moved into the finch app
March 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I don't know who needs to hear this but fuck you.
February 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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*about to have sex*

"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
February 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Be your own elderly mentor and give yourself strange, confusing advice
February 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM