Alex, Easter Ham
@ademands.bsky.social
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“And, of course, there is no bigger victim here than the man I represented as a defense attorney and still mistakenly represent as Deputy Attorney General — Donald J. Trump.”
WELKER: Why didn't the DOJ meet the Friday deadline to release all the Epstein files?
BLANCHE: It's very simple and very clear. The statute also requires us to protect victims.
BLANCHE: It's very simple and very clear. The statute also requires us to protect victims.
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“And, of course, there is no bigger victim here than the man I represented as a defense attorney and still mistakenly represent as Deputy Attorney General — Donald J. Trump.”
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"We, the techbro community, are delighted to announce our new device that allows you to ejaculate immediately. Where messy sex and blowjobs used to take minutes or even hours to complete, our new tech will allow you to reach climax in *nanoseconds*, allowing you more time to do work and chores."
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
"We, the techbro community, are delighted to announce our new device that allows you to ejaculate immediately. Where messy sex and blowjobs used to take minutes or even hours to complete, our new tech will allow you to reach climax in *nanoseconds*, allowing you more time to do work and chores."
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“Choosing your friends is an echo chamber,” the troll screamed miserably from outside the restaurant window at your birthday party-
"Bluesky is an echo chamber."
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"
I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
"Bluesky doesn't have enough reach"
"Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right"
I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
“Choosing your friends is an echo chamber,” the troll screamed miserably from outside the restaurant window at your birthday party-
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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Not being even vaguely sarcastic:
At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
Q: What's your message to the 170 US citizens who have been detained by ICE? About 20 of them are children
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know what you're talking about with the children. I haven't seen that so I'm not going to comment on it.
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Not being even vaguely sarcastic:
At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”
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As a safety measure chatbots should be required to speak in rhyme. To users they will sound like fickle and untrustworthy elves from the faerie realm
September 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
As a safety measure chatbots should be required to speak in rhyme. To users they will sound like fickle and untrustworthy elves from the faerie realm
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when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate
August 31, 2025 at 5:25 AM
when he does finally go i will demand not just the death certificate but the long form death certificate
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Government so small it’s literally just one dude.
August 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Government so small it’s literally just one dude.
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BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
August 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.
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my “i never had the privilege of going to pedo island” press conference is raising a lot of questions already answered in the press conference
Trump on Epstein island: "I never had the privilege of going to his island."
July 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
my “i never had the privilege of going to pedo island” press conference is raising a lot of questions already answered in the press conference
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Me two weeks ago: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, not to protect anyone, but because entering prison as the world's most illustrious pedophile makes that a logical decision. Conspiracy theories make less sense than the stated story.
Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.
Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.
Q: “Did Bondi tell you your name appeared in the Epstein Files?”
TRUMP: “The files were made up by Comey, Obama, Biden…” 🤔
Nothing to see here, folks!
TRUMP: “The files were made up by Comey, Obama, Biden…” 🤔
Nothing to see here, folks!
July 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Me two weeks ago: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, not to protect anyone, but because entering prison as the world's most illustrious pedophile makes that a logical decision. Conspiracy theories make less sense than the stated story.
Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.
Me now: The Pee Tape was shot on Epstein Island.
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I never actually believed Epstein was murdered until just now
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: President Trump's Justice Department and FBI have concluded they have no evidence that Jeffrey Epstein blackmailed powerful figures, kept a "client list” or was murdered, according to a memo detailing the findings obtained by Axios.
Exclusive: DOJ, FBI conclude Jeffrey Epstein had no "client list," committed suicide
The findings represent the first time Trump's administration has officially contradicted conspiracy theories about Epstein's activities and his death.
www.axios.com
July 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I never actually believed Epstein was murdered until just now
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Oh, yeah. Sorry, to our new followers, when we launched on Bluesky we were very explicit about being a government agency and not doing the thing where we tried to establish hollow parasocial relationships with our followers like we were a real person.
July 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Oh, yeah. Sorry, to our new followers, when we launched on Bluesky we were very explicit about being a government agency and not doing the thing where we tried to establish hollow parasocial relationships with our followers like we were a real person.
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McGovern: "For those Republicans who think it's okay to give Jeff Bezos a tax cut and at the same time cut food benefits for struggling families, let me say clearly: We don't share the same values... I believe there's a special place in hell for people who take food away from veterans, seniors..."
July 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
McGovern: "For those Republicans who think it's okay to give Jeff Bezos a tax cut and at the same time cut food benefits for struggling families, let me say clearly: We don't share the same values... I believe there's a special place in hell for people who take food away from veterans, seniors..."
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A federal judge is keeping this man in jail to protect him from the federal government.
BREAKING: A federal judge in Tennessee ruled that Kilmar Abrego Garcia will stay in jail for now over concerns that he could be deported if he’s released.
Judge again delays Abrego Garcia’s release from Tennessee jail over deportation concerns
A federal judge in Tennessee has ruled that Kilmar Abrego Garcia will stay in jail for now over concerns that he could be deported if he’s released.
bit.ly
June 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A federal judge is keeping this man in jail to protect him from the federal government.
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It's incredible that neither the president nor VP was here. The politicization of all facets of American life is coming from the White House. No other American president would have failed to pay their respects. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
Tim Walz eulogizes slain lawmaker as a historic Minnesotan — and friend
After a hug with Kamala Harris, Gov. Tim Walz eulogized slain state Rep. Melissa Hortman as “the most consequential speaker in Minnesota history.”
www.washingtonpost.com
June 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It's incredible that neither the president nor VP was here. The politicization of all facets of American life is coming from the White House. No other American president would have failed to pay their respects. www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...
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Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal.
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Trump been holed up in the White House all week and the best he could come up with on Iran is "I'll let you know in two weeks-ish."
To call it theater of the absurd is too kind.
To call it theater of the absurd is too kind.
June 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Trump been holed up in the White House all week and the best he could come up with on Iran is "I'll let you know in two weeks-ish."
To call it theater of the absurd is too kind.
To call it theater of the absurd is too kind.
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Any person in uniform wearing a mask and refusing to be properly and reliably identified should be assumed to be the same kind of murderer we’ve seen in Minnesota.
Shooters were dressed like law enforcement and this is exactly why I’m pissed about ice officers wearing masks, driving unmarked cars and not being identifiable when they terrorize communities
June 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Any person in uniform wearing a mask and refusing to be properly and reliably identified should be assumed to be the same kind of murderer we’ve seen in Minnesota.
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One of the (many) sad things about the state of the games industry in 2025 is seeing people desperately keen for remake announcements.
You've already played it! Have that same desk-hammering excitement for new IPs, and games with fresh mechanics that drive us forwards! That should be demand #1!
You've already played it! Have that same desk-hammering excitement for new IPs, and games with fresh mechanics that drive us forwards! That should be demand #1!
June 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
One of the (many) sad things about the state of the games industry in 2025 is seeing people desperately keen for remake announcements.
You've already played it! Have that same desk-hammering excitement for new IPs, and games with fresh mechanics that drive us forwards! That should be demand #1!
You've already played it! Have that same desk-hammering excitement for new IPs, and games with fresh mechanics that drive us forwards! That should be demand #1!
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elon watching someone he paid to play his video games for him:
This is hilarious... and pathetic.
May 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
elon watching someone he paid to play his video games for him:
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“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft
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The entire Republican Party has lined up solidly behind a would-be fascist dictator with a narcissistic psychopathic personality disorder. But the real problem is that Democrats spent too long backing a president who often looked and sounded old.
May 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The entire Republican Party has lined up solidly behind a would-be fascist dictator with a narcissistic psychopathic personality disorder. But the real problem is that Democrats spent too long backing a president who often looked and sounded old.
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They wanted to pass this evil budget to take away healthcare from millions earlier today. It’s still stuck in the rules committee cause House Dems introduced over 500 amendments and we are lined up to debate on them. Delaying is important. Keep up the pressure on these Congressional Republicans.
May 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
They wanted to pass this evil budget to take away healthcare from millions earlier today. It’s still stuck in the rules committee cause House Dems introduced over 500 amendments and we are lined up to debate on them. Delaying is important. Keep up the pressure on these Congressional Republicans.