RF
zerodice.bsky.social
RF
@zerodice.bsky.social
Eventually a team I root for will win something, right? Right?
I’ve been off for a week and forgot my work password
December 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I just laughed for a pretty long time imagining out-of-state ICE agents trying to get around tomorrow.
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My dad texted my sister and some other 612 number last night. Today he said it’s because of an old contact of mine he has.
I’ve had my current phone number since 2013.
December 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Price slipped on the return. Drink.
December 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Merry Christmas to my phone, which reminded me to turn off my alarm since tomorrow is Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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NFL Films made this for all of us.

A Carol of the DOINKS.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The US armed forces lost $800 billion
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 4d
The USPS faces a tight squeeze. With fewer people using the mail, it’s lost more and more money: $9 billion in the 12 months ending in September alone.
https://cnn.it/4qkeNoF
December 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Is anyone else getting Facebook ads about relocating to other countries? Today I’ve been fed Helsinki and Portugal.

And I’m listening closely. Hoping Leipzig is next.
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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DRUNK CHRISTMAS SONGS, starting with the GOAT
Fairytale of New York (feat. Kirsty MacColl) [Top of The Pops Dec 1987]
YouTube video by ThePoguesOfficial
www.youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to rescue you.

Who’s coming to save you?
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I bought a ton of cheese for Christmas Eve and when my MIL says something about it I’m going to eat an entire block of cheddar and say I’m in training to beat dementia
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Brutal. @lunargiraffe.bsky.social texted me this photo this morning and said "The Ghost of Christmas Future was too late 😢"
December 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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1 - the exec branch can't decline to spend $ Congress appropriated

2- the fed govt can't use federal $ to extort states over policy/political disagreements

3-the fed govt can't use federal $ to impose conditions unrelated to the funding program

4-the fed govt can't use federal $ to coerce states
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Keep my state’s name out your mouth you pasty clown.
Rep. Comer: "The early numbers that I'm getting in on the Somalis in Minnesota is 75% of the Somalis in Minnesota are on full government assistance. That's full welfare."
December 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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52% disapproval among white people seems like a notable problem for a party with a one-issue platform of white supremacy.
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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“Hey, Bari, how’s the coverup of our mistreatment of illegally displaced migrants going?

“Real good, boss. Nothing to worry about”
a man in a military uniform is talking and says `` no problems , everything is fine . ''
Alt: “Baghdad Bob” from the Iraq Invasion says `` no problems , everything is fine . '' with evident destruction behind him.
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
These two ladies are SHOCKED
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This is why Mitch McConnell made thc from hemp illegal
Jim Beam is shutting down its distillery for 2026. They blame a "glut" on the market even though the industry produced 55 million less gallons this year than last.
Some glut.
People aren't buying MAGA whiskey.
Score another one for the Canadian boycott.
whiskycast.com/beam-to-shut...
whiskycast.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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missing the days when the biggest internet controversy was whether the dress was blue/black or white/gold
December 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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this is neither immediately the point nor an original observation but why do these assholes whose job is at best a perversion of domestic police work dress like they're going into Fallujah in 2004
I really do think that ICE and DHS goons just presumed all of white America would support their actions
Get his ass
December 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I was going to watch the game but decided to get high and read a book instead
December 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM