Ryan Roberts
@120daysofsodumb.bsky.social
🇨🇦🏴 Philosophy of religion. Slap bass. Indecisiveness. Whippets 🐶. Not necessarily in that order. But probably.
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they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage
December 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
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Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bunga...
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October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
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The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed
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"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
September 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"the menswear guy isn't fair and balanced." do you even hear yourself?
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
"fork lady is eroding public confidence."
"ladder baby is undermining the credibility of the field."
"lemon raccoon is acting without transparency or accountability."
that's what you sound like.
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This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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kicking my legs and giggling while I read my special birthday book where everyone calls me a pedophile
September 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
kicking my legs and giggling while I read my special birthday book where everyone calls me a pedophile
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There's something really funny about how Gen Z has realised that all you have to do is film yourself making shocked faces and mouthing WOOOOW to hit songs from the 70s and 80s and put it on YT and it's basically a free money transfer service from boomers
September 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
There's something really funny about how Gen Z has realised that all you have to do is film yourself making shocked faces and mouthing WOOOOW to hit songs from the 70s and 80s and put it on YT and it's basically a free money transfer service from boomers
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Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At
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https://theonion.com/local-oaf-not-sure-what-part-of-counter-you-order-at-1819577026/
August 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Local Oaf Not Sure What Part Of Counter You Order At
https://theonion.com/local-oaf-not-sure-what-part-of-counter-you-order-at-1819577026/
https://theonion.com/local-oaf-not-sure-what-part-of-counter-you-order-at-1819577026/
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Got the first entry for my new blog, Transformers That Look Like Nicolas Cage
August 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Got the first entry for my new blog, Transformers That Look Like Nicolas Cage
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Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing
Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing
WASHINGTON—Hoping his upcoming meeting in Anchorage with Russian President Vladimir Putin will bring a much-needed change of pace, an exhausted President Donald Trump told reporters Thursday that a fu...
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August 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing
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We may have our differences, but at the end of the day when we take off our pillow cases we all have upsettingly yellow pillows
August 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We may have our differences, but at the end of the day when we take off our pillow cases we all have upsettingly yellow pillows
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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Good morning to job hunting 2025
July 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Good morning to job hunting 2025
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this is great for bluesky but how do i turn off UK localization
August 13, 2024 at 9:58 PM
this is great for bluesky but how do i turn off UK localization
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I feel like above all, dystopian fiction left me unprepared for how thoroughly tacky & trashy democratic collapse was going to be.
The President of the United States is personally enriching himself from his office by selling watches, crypto currency, and now ... perfume. Because there is no bottom to this saga of spontaneous national combustion.
June 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I feel like above all, dystopian fiction left me unprepared for how thoroughly tacky & trashy democratic collapse was going to be.
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Heat Wave Doesn’t Bother Local Contrarian
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June 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Heat Wave Doesn’t Bother Local Contrarian
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"Stay cool God, have an awesome summer"
June 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"Stay cool God, have an awesome summer"
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Didn’t want to buy packing materials so I just ordered a bunch of stuff instead.
June 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Didn’t want to buy packing materials so I just ordered a bunch of stuff instead.
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forgot to leave a plate of thermostats out last night for all the dads.
June 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
forgot to leave a plate of thermostats out last night for all the dads.
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June 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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good news i contain multitudes. bad news they're all varying forms of cringe
June 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
good news i contain multitudes. bad news they're all varying forms of cringe