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🎶SOUR CREEEEAM, MAKES ME FEEL FINE, BLOWING THROUGH THE TACOS IN MY MIII-IIIND🎶
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Where was Christian Braun on January 6?
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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I spoke to the New York Times in this great explainer piece by Charlie Savage
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I spoke to the New York Times in this great explainer piece by Charlie Savage
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/04/u...
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In ikea screaming “POP SHOVE IT” and spinning the cart around.
My wife is tired of my bullshit
My wife is tired of my bullshit
October 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
In ikea screaming “POP SHOVE IT” and spinning the cart around.
My wife is tired of my bullshit
My wife is tired of my bullshit
Took an eddy b and am trying out “prime vision” for the first time.
Looking forward to some bad “pop up video” esque bits about Carson Wentz
Looking forward to some bad “pop up video” esque bits about Carson Wentz
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Took an eddy b and am trying out “prime vision” for the first time.
Looking forward to some bad “pop up video” esque bits about Carson Wentz
Looking forward to some bad “pop up video” esque bits about Carson Wentz
Whenever I get sad, I try to remember that TJ Shannon has the GTA cheat for unlimited ammo tattooed on his shooting arm.
Instant smile generator.
Instant smile generator.
October 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Whenever I get sad, I try to remember that TJ Shannon has the GTA cheat for unlimited ammo tattooed on his shooting arm.
Instant smile generator.
Instant smile generator.
Luka, SGA, and Draymond all in action!
It’s NBA opening night, brought to you by the remote control sized dent in your wall!
It’s NBA opening night, brought to you by the remote control sized dent in your wall!
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Luka, SGA, and Draymond all in action!
It’s NBA opening night, brought to you by the remote control sized dent in your wall!
It’s NBA opening night, brought to you by the remote control sized dent in your wall!
God I’m gonna hate when Jaden McDaniels gets three first quarter fouls against Luka this year.
Refs in Crypto arena get brain worms.
Refs in Crypto arena get brain worms.
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
God I’m gonna hate when Jaden McDaniels gets three first quarter fouls against Luka this year.
Refs in Crypto arena get brain worms.
Refs in Crypto arena get brain worms.
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locking myself in here
October 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
locking myself in here
This blockhead.
October 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This blockhead.
“Sure the heist is cool, but what if you ever wanted to go to the Louvre again?”
- friend in the group chat getting pelted with rotten vegetables
- friend in the group chat getting pelted with rotten vegetables
October 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“Sure the heist is cool, but what if you ever wanted to go to the Louvre again?”
- friend in the group chat getting pelted with rotten vegetables
- friend in the group chat getting pelted with rotten vegetables
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Your shadow-self is out there, somewhere, lurking. It wears your face but it is NOT you; do not become confused. You will need to identify where it hides and hunt it down. Use a sharp knife and carry salt with you at all times. The heart can be eaten, but at a price.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Your shadow-self is out there, somewhere, lurking. It wears your face but it is NOT you; do not become confused. You will need to identify where it hides and hunt it down. Use a sharp knife and carry salt with you at all times. The heart can be eaten, but at a price.
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I keep saying that government is just people we pay to do stuff for us, but you can also totally just do stuff yourself. We all live here together, let’s take care of this place and each other.
September 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I keep saying that government is just people we pay to do stuff for us, but you can also totally just do stuff yourself. We all live here together, let’s take care of this place and each other.
Quick hashtag rapture check! sound off in the comments and smash that subscribe button if you’re impure in the eyes of the lordddddddddddd
September 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Quick hashtag rapture check! sound off in the comments and smash that subscribe button if you’re impure in the eyes of the lordddddddddddd
DONT FOCUS GROUP YOUR MORALS, YOU CENTRIST ASSHATS
September 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
DONT FOCUS GROUP YOUR MORALS, YOU CENTRIST ASSHATS
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Missed a fantasy football draft because I was getting scuba certified. A true sentence.
August 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Missed a fantasy football draft because I was getting scuba certified. A true sentence.
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Cool use of the word “insurgency” in the headline. I bet that really gets Craig from Cottage Grove’s blood pressure going. Asshats.
The contest between Mayor Jacob Frey and State Sen. Omar Fateh will test more moderate Democrats against the party’s energized base.
The Mamdani of Minneapolis? Omar Fateh brings the left’s insurgency to mayor’s race
The state senator snatched the DFL endorsement over two-term incumbent Jacob Frey, whose campaign is contesting the results. Their contest will test more moderate Democrats against the party’s energized base.
bit.ly
July 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Cool use of the word “insurgency” in the headline. I bet that really gets Craig from Cottage Grove’s blood pressure going. Asshats.
About to get a nytimes subscription just to do their dumb movie poll and choose Walk Hard ten times.
June 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
About to get a nytimes subscription just to do their dumb movie poll and choose Walk Hard ten times.