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Box score for perverts
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Box score for perverts
After I wrote that I knew it felt wrong - he wasn’t in grade school for purple rain.
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
After I wrote that I knew it felt wrong - he wasn’t in grade school for purple rain.
PRINCE WAS BORN THE DAY IT WENT DOWN.
December 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
PRINCE WAS BORN THE DAY IT WENT DOWN.
ARE YOUUUUU BREADYYYYYYYY??????!?!?!?!?!
December 23, 2025 at 8:46 AM
ARE YOUUUUU BREADYYYYYYYY??????!?!?!?!?!
Woodrow Wilson, a virulent racist who probably kept calipers and a phrenology book in his bedside table, tried to make a proto UN. Of course it failed, but this asshole ignores a core reason why.
I’ll die screaming that Woodrow Wilson sucked.
I’ll die screaming that Woodrow Wilson sucked.
December 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Woodrow Wilson, a virulent racist who probably kept calipers and a phrenology book in his bedside table, tried to make a proto UN. Of course it failed, but this asshole ignores a core reason why.
I’ll die screaming that Woodrow Wilson sucked.
I’ll die screaming that Woodrow Wilson sucked.
Honestly the “rule of cool” would be easier to parse than Spokeo.
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Honestly the “rule of cool” would be easier to parse than Spokeo.
Yes you absolute nonce.
December 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Yes you absolute nonce.
Had a 20 text group chat with hometown friends commiserating about that one red light in Zimmerman that is never green.
Made my week.
Made my week.
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Had a 20 text group chat with hometown friends commiserating about that one red light in Zimmerman that is never green.
Made my week.
Made my week.
I read this in the cadence and tune of Piano Man.
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I read this in the cadence and tune of Piano Man.
I’m convinced a statewide candidate in any swing state could win with the following platform of eliminating small annoyances. Keep the bar low:
1) free parking at hospitals
2) eliminate daylight savings
3) Super Bowl Monday is a federal holiday
1) free parking at hospitals
2) eliminate daylight savings
3) Super Bowl Monday is a federal holiday
October 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’m convinced a statewide candidate in any swing state could win with the following platform of eliminating small annoyances. Keep the bar low:
1) free parking at hospitals
2) eliminate daylight savings
3) Super Bowl Monday is a federal holiday
1) free parking at hospitals
2) eliminate daylight savings
3) Super Bowl Monday is a federal holiday