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Floof. Let's go Mets, let's go Bucs, go Cubs go. NYC public school educated. Join your local USMS club. 🇯🇵✡️ he/him
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Kiki 由哉
@yonxzype.bsky.social
· Nov 16
10 shows to get to know me
1. Parks & Rec
2. Cheers
3. Brooklyn 99
4. The Office
5. Golden Girls
6. Turn
7. Scrubs
8. Family Guy
9. The West Wing
10. Ted Lasso
1. Parks & Rec
2. Cheers
3. Brooklyn 99
4. The Office
5. Golden Girls
6. Turn
7. Scrubs
8. Family Guy
9. The West Wing
10. Ted Lasso
10 shows to get to know me
1. friends (sorry)
2. 911
3. new girl
4. the L word
5. the oc
6. one tree hill
7. the royals
8. sex education
9. boy meets world
10. degrassi
1. friends (sorry)
2. 911
3. new girl
4. the L word
5. the oc
6. one tree hill
7. the royals
8. sex education
9. boy meets world
10. degrassi
10 shows to get to know me
1. Cheers
2. Rocky and Bullwinkle
3. Community
4. Jeeves and Wooster
5. Parks and Rec
6. Fawlty Towers
7. Shining Time Station
8. Bluey
9. Anpanman
10. Magic School Bus
1. Cheers
2. Rocky and Bullwinkle
3. Community
4. Jeeves and Wooster
5. Parks and Rec
6. Fawlty Towers
7. Shining Time Station
8. Bluey
9. Anpanman
10. Magic School Bus
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If you see this post a Byrd
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If you see this post a Byrd
I feel like @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social and a few others will appreciate that every time I watch the video of Bo Jackson hosing down #2 for the Yankees at third, I laugh heartily that #2 for the Yankees is Mike Gallego
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I feel like @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social and a few others will appreciate that every time I watch the video of Bo Jackson hosing down #2 for the Yankees at third, I laugh heartily that #2 for the Yankees is Mike Gallego
A haunted house but it's just a bullpen so bad that this guy is used in high leverage situations
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A haunted house but it's just a bullpen so bad that this guy is used in high leverage situations
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For the last time, anything you say on the PitchCom, the pitcher will throw!
October 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
For the last time, anything you say on the PitchCom, the pitcher will throw!
CHOPPED BUT FOR DOGS:
JUDGE 1: [tail wagging] I found a bone
JUDGE 2: [panting] I found a bone as well
JUDGE 3: [disappointedly shaking head] that didn't make it on to my plate
JUDGE 1: [tail wagging] I found a bone
JUDGE 2: [panting] I found a bone as well
JUDGE 3: [disappointedly shaking head] that didn't make it on to my plate
October 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
CHOPPED BUT FOR DOGS:
JUDGE 1: [tail wagging] I found a bone
JUDGE 2: [panting] I found a bone as well
JUDGE 3: [disappointedly shaking head] that didn't make it on to my plate
JUDGE 1: [tail wagging] I found a bone
JUDGE 2: [panting] I found a bone as well
JUDGE 3: [disappointedly shaking head] that didn't make it on to my plate
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I’ve learned from @gaijinbaseball.bsky.social that Davey Johnson was in the hole when both Hank Aaron and Sadaharu Oh passed Babe Ruth for HRs. What a crazy bit of baseball trivia.
September 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I’ve learned from @gaijinbaseball.bsky.social that Davey Johnson was in the hole when both Hank Aaron and Sadaharu Oh passed Babe Ruth for HRs. What a crazy bit of baseball trivia.
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Aaaaaaabsolutely not
July 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Aaaaaaabsolutely not
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Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.
NEW: Gov Jared Polis (D) has vetoed a bill banning surprise billing by ambulance companies. The bill passed the Colorado legislature by *unanimous* votes in both chambers. #copolitics
May 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.
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that's my emotional support suspiciously old jar of pasta sauce
May 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
that's my emotional support suspiciously old jar of pasta sauce
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4 May is the day Holmes disappeared, leaving Watson to believe he'd died at the Reichenbach Falls.
May 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
4 May is the day Holmes disappeared, leaving Watson to believe he'd died at the Reichenbach Falls.
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the Internet — short for Intravenous Drug User Network — is a hot spot to share cute dog photos or look up the name of that guy from that one thing
April 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
the Internet — short for Intravenous Drug User Network — is a hot spot to share cute dog photos or look up the name of that guy from that one thing
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Thinking about the last time Trump did this
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Thinking about the last time Trump did this
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I had an instant and overwhelming "come ON" reaction to this shit. Rolling my eyes and gesticulating like Luka Doncic contesting a foul call.
April 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I had an instant and overwhelming "come ON" reaction to this shit. Rolling my eyes and gesticulating like Luka Doncic contesting a foul call.
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you know what i'm going to do? a thread of things that make me happy and bring me joy. feel free to join in
1. watching snoopy movies
1. watching snoopy movies
April 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
you know what i'm going to do? a thread of things that make me happy and bring me joy. feel free to join in
1. watching snoopy movies
1. watching snoopy movies
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i timed this bong hit with my gummy too well and got lost coming home from the backyard
March 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
i timed this bong hit with my gummy too well and got lost coming home from the backyard
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My five favorite film genres:
5. Terrible baseball movies
4. Bad baseball movies
3. So-so baseball movies
2. Good baseball movies
1. Fantastic baseball movies
5. Terrible baseball movies
4. Bad baseball movies
3. So-so baseball movies
2. Good baseball movies
1. Fantastic baseball movies
My favorite film genres:
5. Woman is engaged to the wrong guy has the wrong job. Christmas happens.
4. Beautiful scenery, nothing happens, we learn a lesson about ourselves
3. Time Travel
2. French and everything is absurd and just too much
1. Holding your tea cup wrong can ruin your life
5. Woman is engaged to the wrong guy has the wrong job. Christmas happens.
4. Beautiful scenery, nothing happens, we learn a lesson about ourselves
3. Time Travel
2. French and everything is absurd and just too much
1. Holding your tea cup wrong can ruin your life
My favorite film genres:
5. Billionaires self-imploding
4. Subtext > context
3. You’re doing it wrong
2. You’re seeing what you think you’re seeing, but everyone around you is gonna tell you it’s not there
1. Val Kilmer
5. Billionaires self-imploding
4. Subtext > context
3. You’re doing it wrong
2. You’re seeing what you think you’re seeing, but everyone around you is gonna tell you it’s not there
1. Val Kilmer
March 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My five favorite film genres:
5. Terrible baseball movies
4. Bad baseball movies
3. So-so baseball movies
2. Good baseball movies
1. Fantastic baseball movies
5. Terrible baseball movies
4. Bad baseball movies
3. So-so baseball movies
2. Good baseball movies
1. Fantastic baseball movies
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Couples costume idea
March 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Couples costume idea
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[me after ten beers telling my friends about a woman I just saw]
WHAT IN GOD’S NAME ARE WE DOING HERE, FOLKS? #hatchat
March 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
[me after ten beers telling my friends about a woman I just saw]
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What I bring to the table
November 26, 2023 at 11:21 AM
What I bring to the table
The story of Chief Yellow Horse is tragic, but redemptive, if you haven't heard it.
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March 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The story of Chief Yellow Horse is tragic, but redemptive, if you haven't heard it.
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RIP Buster Poindexter. Such a great show. Was fortunate though to see him a few times. What a personality and what a career Johansen had
March 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
RIP Buster Poindexter. Such a great show. Was fortunate though to see him a few times. What a personality and what a career Johansen had
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Of all the circus clown shit that this new administration has been doing, this may be by far the funniest yet. "Uhh yeah, sorry, we can't work on that investigation right now, we're doing a cage fighting thing in the basement for some reason" GOOD LORD
February 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Of all the circus clown shit that this new administration has been doing, this may be by far the funniest yet. "Uhh yeah, sorry, we can't work on that investigation right now, we're doing a cage fighting thing in the basement for some reason" GOOD LORD