Yikes Mountain
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I'll post better (tomorrow)
chat we posting old rotting carved pumpkins?
old ass hairy rotten disheveled carved pumpkin chat!
old ass hairy rotten disheveled carved pumpkin chat!
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
chat we posting old rotting carved pumpkins?
old ass hairy rotten disheveled carved pumpkin chat!
old ass hairy rotten disheveled carved pumpkin chat!
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Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
This is way better
SVU = Sandwich Violence Unit
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This is way better
Law & Order: Sandwich Victims Unit
VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Law & Order: Sandwich Victims Unit
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I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
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kim kardashian has an opinion about the 1969 moon landing !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
kim kardashian has an opinion about the 1969 moon landing !
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
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AMERICA: Zohran Mamdani calling his dad's cousin his aunt is absolutely disgusting
ALSO AMERICA: DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY
ALSO AMERICA: DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
AMERICA: Zohran Mamdani calling his dad's cousin his aunt is absolutely disgusting
ALSO AMERICA: DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY
ALSO AMERICA: DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY
Pico right before she hit send on the text "7834Ͻ M ,M34AS"
banger
banger
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Pico right before she hit send on the text "7834Ͻ M ,M34AS"
banger
banger
you telling me the camel is still 14 years shy of the Brimley line?!?!
I randomly started laughing about how advertisers came up with a “cool” camel to sell cigarettes to dummies and thought he was a creation of the 50s - the Dean Martin and James Dean of it all - and turns out he debuted in 1988! Lol
October 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
you telling me the camel is still 14 years shy of the Brimley line?!?!
love how the Moda Center looks like hookah lounge right now…go Blazers!
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
love how the Moda Center looks like hookah lounge right now…go Blazers!
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Today is a double #Orbachtober day in honor of Jerry Orbach's birthday!
October 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Today is a double #Orbachtober day in honor of Jerry Orbach's birthday!
calling into to work to tell my boss I can't come in today because I have brown liquid
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
October 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
calling into to work to tell my boss I can't come in today because I have brown liquid
Yeah I read theory *drinks Pepsi*
I think you earn a doctorate in pepsi if you can fully understand the "gravitational pull of pepsi" design document from 2008
www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/u...
www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/u...
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yeah I read theory *drinks Pepsi*
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how can you not be romantic about baseball, rye bread, mustard, and salami bsky.app/profile/bria...
was waiting for the mariners announcer cam from last night
October 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
how can you not be romantic about baseball, rye bread, mustard, and salami bsky.app/profile/bria...
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A protest with perfect opsec would be completely undetectable. There might be one outside your house right now
October 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
A protest with perfect opsec would be completely undetectable. There might be one outside your house right now
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People act like Musk isn’t an innovator but we finally have a very very expensive vehicle that repels women
October 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
People act like Musk isn’t an innovator but we finally have a very very expensive vehicle that repels women
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Pope dunking on you from the Popemobile while he's blessing and waving to the rest of the crowd means you have to convert to Lutheranism it's in the Bible
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Pope dunking on you from the Popemobile while he's blessing and waving to the rest of the crowd means you have to convert to Lutheranism it's in the Bible
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soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet
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I'm just leaving this open and playing audio in a separate browser tab. At some point MF Doom is going to start rapping over it.
September 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I'm just leaving this open and playing audio in a separate browser tab. At some point MF Doom is going to start rapping over it.
pretty offended that the guy in front of me at the stoplight with the “ask me about the microplastics in my balls” bumper sticker just took off and didn’t take any questions
September 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
pretty offended that the guy in front of me at the stoplight with the “ask me about the microplastics in my balls” bumper sticker just took off and didn’t take any questions
ripley's can't believe it's not butter
ripley’s believe it or fuck you
August 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ripley's can't believe it's not butter