I Don't Want to Wear Pants
@xehtfodrol.bsky.social
I do restaurants, people watching, whiskey, and beer. Always wearing a kilt except for when I'm not. Father to the best child in existence, I'll fight you.
Here for a lot of things, not here for some things.
🖤🩶🤍💜
#FreePalestine #TransRights
Here for a lot of things, not here for some things.
🖤🩶🤍💜
#FreePalestine #TransRights
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Should actually do this on the day I do the exercise, that'd be smart.
14/365 which starts week 3/52!
40 pushups. Definitely feeling a change now.
14/365 which starts week 3/52!
40 pushups. Definitely feeling a change now.
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I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I had better see a record number of reposts on this.
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The operator of this bot states: "F#CK ICE"
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The operator of this bot states: "F#CK ICE"
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
[Meta]
For the record, this account (@verified.pds.mmatt.net) is NOT ran by Bluesky Social PBLC and never will be.
This account serves as a public information sector for the Bluesky verification system, which can be publicly observed via the ATProtocol.
The operator of this bot states: "F#CK ICE"
For the record, this account (@verified.pds.mmatt.net) is NOT ran by Bluesky Social PBLC and never will be.
This account serves as a public information sector for the Bluesky verification system, which can be publicly observed via the ATProtocol.
The operator of this bot states: "F#CK ICE"
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
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Mischief Toys is a plaintiff in the lawsuit against the Trump administration seeking to hold his tariffs unconstitutional 🤔🤔🤔
January 17, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Mischief Toys is a plaintiff in the lawsuit against the Trump administration seeking to hold his tariffs unconstitutional 🤔🤔🤔
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"Why have your cartoons become political all of a sudden?"
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
"Why have your cartoons become political all of a sudden?"
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BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
We wouldn't want to infuriate people every time we murder someone.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM
We wouldn't want to infuriate people every time we murder someone.
This fucking guy.
They won't stop harassing you and your family Tim, you can't placate them, just go hard and be the good person you know yourself to be.
They won't stop harassing you and your family Tim, you can't placate them, just go hard and be the good person you know yourself to be.
January 17, 2026 at 1:56 AM
This fucking guy.
They won't stop harassing you and your family Tim, you can't placate them, just go hard and be the good person you know yourself to be.
They won't stop harassing you and your family Tim, you can't placate them, just go hard and be the good person you know yourself to be.
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your cowardice and eagerness to blame the victims is getting mote people killed. Jesus Christ, man.
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
your cowardice and eagerness to blame the victims is getting mote people killed. Jesus Christ, man.
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GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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1. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…
2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…
out of curiosity, could you give us your top 5 most important issues/causes/concerns that you want a candidate to focus on?
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
1. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…
2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…
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“Blastoise”, pronounced like a New Orleans sugar baron’s surname
January 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
“Blastoise”, pronounced like a New Orleans sugar baron’s surname
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PSA: I have voted for, donated to, and advocated for every Democratic nominee in every national and state election since I turned 18 and will continue to do so.
I also have the total right to criticize prospective candidates years before primaries even occur.
I also have the total right to criticize prospective candidates years before primaries even occur.
January 16, 2026 at 5:47 PM
PSA: I have voted for, donated to, and advocated for every Democratic nominee in every national and state election since I turned 18 and will continue to do so.
I also have the total right to criticize prospective candidates years before primaries even occur.
I also have the total right to criticize prospective candidates years before primaries even occur.
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i think it is important to parse through the linguistic decisions of "call for peace"
The imagery suggest that two sides equal in force and idea are locked in dispute ... when that is not at all what happened nor happening
The imagery suggest that two sides equal in force and idea are locked in dispute ... when that is not at all what happened nor happening
The conservative commentator delivered what critics called an "unfathomably" dumb misreading of Gov. Tim Walz's clear call for peace in Minnesota.
Scott Jennings Mocked For 'F**king Stupid' Take On Tim Walz Statement About Minnesota
The conservative commentator delivered what critics called an "unfathomably" dumb misreading of Gov. Tim Walz's clear call for peace in Minnesota.
www.huffpost.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i think it is important to parse through the linguistic decisions of "call for peace"
The imagery suggest that two sides equal in force and idea are locked in dispute ... when that is not at all what happened nor happening
The imagery suggest that two sides equal in force and idea are locked in dispute ... when that is not at all what happened nor happening
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There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...
Massachusetts bakery receiving praise, death threats, over ICE cookies
A Massachusetts bakery is receiving praise and trouble after a recent social media post received quite the response. On Sunday, The Sweet Boutique in East Longmeadow took to social media and you can s...
fallriverreporter.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
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NEWS: Canada just checkmated the United States.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
January 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
NEWS: Canada just checkmated the United States.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
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This person, my son, earned a Pulitzer Prize. If he gave it to me, it would still be his. I am a rational person who fully realizes that i did not earn a Pulitzer Prize.
( of course i wouldn’t accept it)
( of course i wouldn’t accept it)
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This person, my son, earned a Pulitzer Prize. If he gave it to me, it would still be his. I am a rational person who fully realizes that i did not earn a Pulitzer Prize.
( of course i wouldn’t accept it)
( of course i wouldn’t accept it)
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first they came for the Jews, and i said nothing, for the Jews did not give me the same engagement metrics as the Nazis
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 PM
first they came for the Jews, and i said nothing, for the Jews did not give me the same engagement metrics as the Nazis
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Obama was elected to the Senate in my lifetime and was only the fifth African-American Senator ever. There are five African-American Senators currently serving right now. Crazy to think about.
January 15, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Obama was elected to the Senate in my lifetime and was only the fifth African-American Senator ever. There are five African-American Senators currently serving right now. Crazy to think about.
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Older generations spent a lot less time parenting. Millennial dads spend nearly as much time parenting as Boomer moms did. Millennial and Gen X moms way more.
via The Economist
via The Economist
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Older generations spent a lot less time parenting. Millennial dads spend nearly as much time parenting as Boomer moms did. Millennial and Gen X moms way more.
via The Economist
via The Economist
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If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.
Newport co-ed cheerleading team is at center of Trump transgender athlete crackdownTrump admin focuses on swimming, cheerleading in Maine transgender athlete probes
The U.S. Department of Education announced a slew of Title IX-related investigations this week that include 2 school districts in Maine.
www.pressherald.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If anyone was still pretending this isn’t just about excluding trans kids from public life, the Trump administration just opened a Title IX investigation into a Maine school district because a trans student is on a *co-ed* cheerleading squad.
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personally i do not agree that the stupid app for horrible fascists overrides my birth certificate or anyone's birth certificate even if it's from a different country.
I compared the user interface in this photo to the leaked user guide I have for Mobile Fortify, and it's the same. Mobile Fortify is ICE's app for verifying someone's identity, immigration status, whether issued order of deportation. ICE says it overrides a birth certificate bsky.app/profile/donm...
The people wearing masks are scanning your face to capture your identity.
January 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
personally i do not agree that the stupid app for horrible fascists overrides my birth certificate or anyone's birth certificate even if it's from a different country.