Worms 🩻 in there
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Despite the best efforts of my brain, I'm trying to be positive.
My fiances brother has managed to somehow manifest a girlfriend who is more woke than me and I don't know how to cope with that. Like how do I compete with someone who's talking about boycotting Amazon at the Thanksgiving dinner table?
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
My fiances brother has managed to somehow manifest a girlfriend who is more woke than me and I don't know how to cope with that. Like how do I compete with someone who's talking about boycotting Amazon at the Thanksgiving dinner table?
This just in: guns will trans your gender
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This just in: guns will trans your gender
My min looked me dead in the eyes and asked if I wanted a "wandering jew plant" and i said "there has to be a better name for it than that"
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My min looked me dead in the eyes and asked if I wanted a "wandering jew plant" and i said "there has to be a better name for it than that"
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HAPPY FUCKSGIVING 🫶 YOU TURKEY COCK 😏GOBBLERS🦃 CHRISTOPHER COLCUMBUS 💦CAME ON AMERICA 🇺🇸 RIDING THE GAYFLOWER 🌹 ACROSS THE SEA 🌊SO THAT YOU 🌝CAN SPREAD 🤸♀️YOUR GRAVY 💦ALL OVER YOUR SMASHED POTATHOES🍽️ GOBBLE GOBBLE😛😛 ON A BIG DICK 🍆THIS YEAR😛 WHITE MEAT 🤍 DARK MEAT 🖤 WE LOVE IT ALL ❤️🔥 THE TURKEY
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
HAPPY FUCKSGIVING 🫶 YOU TURKEY COCK 😏GOBBLERS🦃 CHRISTOPHER COLCUMBUS 💦CAME ON AMERICA 🇺🇸 RIDING THE GAYFLOWER 🌹 ACROSS THE SEA 🌊SO THAT YOU 🌝CAN SPREAD 🤸♀️YOUR GRAVY 💦ALL OVER YOUR SMASHED POTATHOES🍽️ GOBBLE GOBBLE😛😛 ON A BIG DICK 🍆THIS YEAR😛 WHITE MEAT 🤍 DARK MEAT 🖤 WE LOVE IT ALL ❤️🔥 THE TURKEY
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Watching community only serves to remind me that when I met my fiance and he fell in love at first sight it was in the era where I used to dress like Annie. And also act a lot like Annie. This was before I watched the show lmao
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Watching community only serves to remind me that when I met my fiance and he fell in love at first sight it was in the era where I used to dress like Annie. And also act a lot like Annie. This was before I watched the show lmao
I love my fiance because both of us can see the Pampers Preme commercial and stop everything we're doing to watch it, then reenact what that pitch meeting must have been like for the saddest commercial ever made
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I love my fiance because both of us can see the Pampers Preme commercial and stop everything we're doing to watch it, then reenact what that pitch meeting must have been like for the saddest commercial ever made
I've decided to spend my first day off on the long weekend clearing out my 50k unread emails on my google account and setting up filters. Im down to 35k and its been about 30 minutes
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I've decided to spend my first day off on the long weekend clearing out my 50k unread emails on my google account and setting up filters. Im down to 35k and its been about 30 minutes
So why isn't Ed Harris playing all of the heirs???? This is bullshit.
Watch the trailer for John Patton Ford’s How to Make a Killing starring Glen Powell 👀
In theaters on February 20, 2026 via A24.
In theaters on February 20, 2026 via A24.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
So why isn't Ed Harris playing all of the heirs???? This is bullshit.
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Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Time for my usual morning routine, pouring myself a cup of coffee and checking the stock price of the company "Nvidia" to find out if the entire economy has crashed
My fiance made a comment last night that Pope Leo was doing Hail Mary's for the Bears this year and I asked him "do you know what a Hail Mary is?" And he said "its when they do a last ditch throw in football" LMAO
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My fiance made a comment last night that Pope Leo was doing Hail Mary's for the Bears this year and I asked him "do you know what a Hail Mary is?" And he said "its when they do a last ditch throw in football" LMAO
I think the fact that there U.S. can jaut kill people in waters that are not our own and not immediately have every nation in the world target us and force us to stop is a good arguement against any country ever being a "superpower" ever again, especially us.
Venezuela has become the Trump regime’s comfort atrocity. Any time Donald doesn’t like what’s on the TV, he blows up another boat filled with civilians. And it’s only a matter of time before it gets even worse. Possibly far worse. Possibly very fast.
Trump's illegal war on Venezuela is a sneak attack on our freedom
We must force to Congress debate and vote on it.
www.thefarce.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I think the fact that there U.S. can jaut kill people in waters that are not our own and not immediately have every nation in the world target us and force us to stop is a good arguement against any country ever being a "superpower" ever again, especially us.
Theyre objectively correct
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Theyre objectively correct
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
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some of y’all have internalized bigotry against sexy Sicilians who look like they were just told they have an STD and it shows 🥑
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
some of y’all have internalized bigotry against sexy Sicilians who look like they were just told they have an STD and it shows 🥑
Its really indicative of the republican party that whenever a non-politcal public figure decides to jump into politics as an obvious grift they run republican. When was the last time a public figure ran as a democrat? Jesse Ventura??
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Its really indicative of the republican party that whenever a non-politcal public figure decides to jump into politics as an obvious grift they run republican. When was the last time a public figure ran as a democrat? Jesse Ventura??
I'm about to make a skeet about bluesky being very white but before I do does anyone have any good leftist black skeeters that I am just not paying attention to?
November 23, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I'm about to make a skeet about bluesky being very white but before I do does anyone have any good leftist black skeeters that I am just not paying attention to?
I got a bachelor's in physics in 2020 and combined it with the existentialism of the pandemic and the raw theater kid power deep within me
November 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
I got a bachelor's in physics in 2020 and combined it with the existentialism of the pandemic and the raw theater kid power deep within me
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is how you lose the dish war
So I guess the rebrand for MS Now is also them changing their format to late night hosting? Chris Hayes is on there now talking about clips from the Mamdani White House visit like he's John Oliver but without the jokes????
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
So I guess the rebrand for MS Now is also them changing their format to late night hosting? Chris Hayes is on there now talking about clips from the Mamdani White House visit like he's John Oliver but without the jokes????
Currently learning how much toxic sludge I have a tolerance for
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Currently learning how much toxic sludge I have a tolerance for
Menswear guy is charging up his attack
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Menswear guy is charging up his attack