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Despite the best efforts of my brain, I'm trying to be positive.
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A sleepy Louis griffin figurine with the text "I am just so" Followed by "And it's getting really"
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Oh my god
A Wikipedia summary describing Aubrey Huff, former Majore League Baseball player.
November 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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I'm so glad that the people with the most radioactive brains are in positions of power.
"Well, almost everything. There was that voice memo. And there was something much stranger. Olivia had written a tabloid-style news story about how "sources in Washington D.C. and Charleston have been buzzing recently about an unexpected romance: Mark Sanford and Olivia Nuzzi," who was described as "one of the most famous political reporters in America," a "blonde beauty" who "gained critical acclaim as a skilled profile writer, gaining access to the powerful and the mysterious and turning it into pur journalistic gold." Olivia told me she wrote the fake article as an exercise to think through what might be the worst that could be said publicly if the affair became known, though that didn't really make sense to me given the piece's tone. Her fantasizing about what it would be like when her secret relationship with a notorious politician finally became public would repeat itself during her affair with Bobby."
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Neuron Activation monkey meme. The words neuron activation pointing into a monkey's brain
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Oh yeah thats the worst paragraph I've ever read
An excerpt from an article about Sarah J. Maas's husband reading: We are, of course, talking about Rhysand, the High Lord of the Night Court, whom readers think is based on Maas’s husband Wasserman. And while the author has yet to confirm whether her husband inspired that character, there are several similarities, including the fact that they share the same birthday—November 20—which the author said she chose to do as a gift to Wasserman. The two also share a birthday with former president Joe Biden, which Maas did call out in a 2020 Instagram post.
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Nah you love pedophiles.
Donald Trump names registered sex offender Lawrence Taylor, who sexually assaulted a 16 year old child, to lead a sports initiative for CHILDREN.
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I wanted to see if this was real and found Cosmo lying
"Taylor swift new song "wood" from the life of a Showgirl has some of her sexiest lyrics yet. FYI, pretty sure this song is about Travis Keller thanks to lyrics like "new heights of manhood" Check out the full lyrics below! Hello, prepare yourself because "wood" makes "dress" seem pretty pg-14. Taylor swifts 9th track on the life of a showgirl starts off as cute and romantic with lyrics like "seems to be that you and me we make our own luck" and "its you and me forever dancing in the dark" and quickly descends into NSFW territory "
October 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Hey Google, shut the FUCK up.
A Google alert for "Colleen Hoover's New Thriller"
September 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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I went to the iowa state k state game in ireland and I want yall to know that more than one of the bars googled "kansas state flag" and bought the first thing that came up
A photo of the state flag of kansas, not the kansas state university flag.
September 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Also we're really sleeping on the hilarity of the chip bag
Text from USA today reading "a former city hall advisor to new York city mayor Eric Adam's and until Thursday, Aug 21, a volunteer for his reelection campaign, reportedly gave a local reporter a wad of cash stuffed inside a bag of potato chips. The non-profit news outlet The City reported the encounter late Wednesday, Aug. 20, a few hours after Winnie Greco allegedly handed an open bag of Herr's sour cream and onion rippled potato chips to journalist Katie Honan following a Harlem campaign event. Initially, Honan thought it was simply a “light snack,” but after they parted ways, she looked inside the bag and discovered a red envelope containing “at least one $100 bill and several $20 bills.”
August 25, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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You know that scene in parks and rec where the lady says there was a sign not to drink the sprinkler water and then she made a tea with it and got an infection and it was so funny to think someone could be that fucking stupid
"Maddox was allegedly unaware of any potential dangers while purchasing the milk in June from an organic, natural food store, according to the lawsuit. When she inquired about the label on the package that "said something to the effect (of) 'for consumption by animals'" she was allegedly told "that was a technical requirement to sell 'farm milk'" the lawsuit claims
August 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Oh really Tik Tok? No violation?
Reports of a tik tok user "jewskilledmeahwasright88141161" profile that tik tok deemed "no violation" found
August 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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"We're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme
July 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Oh thats the worst paragraph I've ever read.
"The bill release comes as Delta Air Lines announced on a recent earnings call that it would be using artifical intelligence to price 20 percent of its airfares by the end of this year, employing an Isreali pricing company called Fletcherr to determine passenger "pain points". That could he accomplished by Delta and Fletcherr discovering that a passenger needs to be in another city for a conference or a business engagement, or even the funeral of a family member."
July 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Hugh Jackmen marketed to women
Kate and Leopold
July 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Why is this how I imagine stepping out of this would look like?
Poster for Showgirls (1995) featuring the lead actresses body edited into a thin curvy line from leg to chest to head.
June 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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I've learned a fun new fact about apple products today. And I'm a bit singed for it
Search results for Mac Mini electric shock showing a long list of individual forum posts of people reporting getting electrical shocks from their computers
June 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Cleaning out the medicine cabinet and my boyfriend has allergies but also adhd.
4 packs of benadryl and a zip lock bag of more benadryl packets.
May 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Garrus Vakarian
May 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Feeling sick, so my boyfriend got me some Panera chicken noodle soup from the grocery store. There were exactly 2 noodles in the container. And what I estimate to be about 3oz of chicken chunks.
A seemingly innocent bowl of chicken noodle soup The same bowl of soup, with the broth removed, showing 2 noodles and a small spoonful of chicken.
April 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Insane that this movie was AI slop 14 years ago
The poster for Real Steel (2011)
April 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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And more
Comment sections of people calling a guy a "good goy" for not falling into a nazi trap. Report results of previous comments saying "no violation found" More results showing that they did not decided to remove extreme nazi content.
April 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I have more btw.
A tik tok account with literally double lightning bolts in its user name, and more double lightning bolts in its bio. Report of previous account saying no violation found
April 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Tik tok has a real nazi problem (added context that the Hans persons pfp was of a totenkopf)
A screenshot of tik toks report results page, showing three nazi accounts one named "🇷🇺 IQ:1488" one named "hans🇩🇪🇷🇺" and one named "Satanlovepajeet88", all with the result of "no violation"
April 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Traveling for work rocks because I can make the fridge look like an Adam Scott character stocked it.
A full sized fridge, empty except for a single serving, microwave, mac and cheese and a large white claw can
April 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM