‘Ol Melissaround
@wakamellem.bsky.social
Pug enthusiast, laugh seeker, food lover.
Dave Matthews nut who also digs Clutch.
Cat victim.
Love offerings:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/37MP44KOLAOD2?ref_=wl_share
Dave Matthews nut who also digs Clutch.
Cat victim.
Love offerings:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/37MP44KOLAOD2?ref_=wl_share
Pinned
Who up using this as they joke format?
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Sometimes you just wanna 'nya', you know?
Drop a 'whoop' or a 'moo' out of nowhere to get that vocal stim out of the way.
Maybe chew on something you shouldn't be chewing on and give it a harsh twist and crunch.
You know?
Just yeen things.
Drop a 'whoop' or a 'moo' out of nowhere to get that vocal stim out of the way.
Maybe chew on something you shouldn't be chewing on and give it a harsh twist and crunch.
You know?
Just yeen things.
October 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Sometimes you just wanna 'nya', you know?
Drop a 'whoop' or a 'moo' out of nowhere to get that vocal stim out of the way.
Maybe chew on something you shouldn't be chewing on and give it a harsh twist and crunch.
You know?
Just yeen things.
Drop a 'whoop' or a 'moo' out of nowhere to get that vocal stim out of the way.
Maybe chew on something you shouldn't be chewing on and give it a harsh twist and crunch.
You know?
Just yeen things.
Mash up bands:
Dave Matthews Nails
Dave Matthews Nails
Mash up bands:
Guns 'N Oates
Guns 'N Oates
Mash up bands
Pink Purple
Pink Purple
October 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Mash up bands:
Dave Matthews Nails
Dave Matthews Nails
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hard to see someone else living your dream, but I'm happy for you
October 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
hard to see someone else living your dream, but I'm happy for you
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Big day for me. A box I've been saving for over 3 years was just perfect for something
September 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Big day for me. A box I've been saving for over 3 years was just perfect for something
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job interviewer: so what would you say your greatest weakness is?
me: i probably change my cats water way more than I need to
me: i probably change my cats water way more than I need to
October 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
job interviewer: so what would you say your greatest weakness is?
me: i probably change my cats water way more than I need to
me: i probably change my cats water way more than I need to
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Put in wood floors and now my dog's name is Daisy Tapdancing Christ
September 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Put in wood floors and now my dog's name is Daisy Tapdancing Christ
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just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one
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I bought a book today that was shrinkwrapped and there was a "now a Netflix movie" sticker ON THE BOOK not the shrink and its a sticker that tears if you try to take it off and I think everyone involved in approving this should be in an oubliette.
September 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I bought a book today that was shrinkwrapped and there was a "now a Netflix movie" sticker ON THE BOOK not the shrink and its a sticker that tears if you try to take it off and I think everyone involved in approving this should be in an oubliette.
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INTERVIEWER: describe yourself
ME: you know that feeling when you press the button in an empty elevator and wait for the doors to close
ME: you know that feeling when you press the button in an empty elevator and wait for the doors to close
September 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
INTERVIEWER: describe yourself
ME: you know that feeling when you press the button in an empty elevator and wait for the doors to close
ME: you know that feeling when you press the button in an empty elevator and wait for the doors to close
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how it feels to post a joke on here
September 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
how it feels to post a joke on here
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My signature move is apologizing for making it weird when it wasn’t even weird, thus making it weird
December 3, 2024 at 11:51 PM
My signature move is apologizing for making it weird when it wasn’t even weird, thus making it weird
I remember playing this record on my Smurf record player as a wee lass.
September 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I remember playing this record on my Smurf record player as a wee lass.
HEY!
Don’t forget to change out your water bottle for a clean one!
That is all.
Don’t forget to change out your water bottle for a clean one!
That is all.
September 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
HEY!
Don’t forget to change out your water bottle for a clean one!
That is all.
Don’t forget to change out your water bottle for a clean one!
That is all.
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Might need to pull a George Costanza and take a nap under my desk.
September 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Might need to pull a George Costanza and take a nap under my desk.
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im not entirely sure if anyone has ever made me want to shoop or not
September 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
im not entirely sure if anyone has ever made me want to shoop or not
Klonopin! At the grocery store
September 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Klonopin! At the grocery store
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The lady from Grandma’s Boy who has a tackle box full of prescription drugs and answers, “Spaceship” to simple questions? That’s future me.
a person is holding a box of pills in their hand and saying `` thank you mr president '' .
Alt: Woman is holding a box of pills in their hand and saying `` thank you mr president''. Clip from Grandma’s Boy.
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
The lady from Grandma’s Boy who has a tackle box full of prescription drugs and answers, “Spaceship” to simple questions? That’s future me.
Sure are a lot of people analyzing their farts lately.
Speaking of.. I had an opposite moment when I tooted and it smelled just like IHOP just served me breakfast. 🤔 💭
Speaking of.. I had an opposite moment when I tooted and it smelled just like IHOP just served me breakfast. 🤔 💭
September 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Sure are a lot of people analyzing their farts lately.
Speaking of.. I had an opposite moment when I tooted and it smelled just like IHOP just served me breakfast. 🤔 💭
Speaking of.. I had an opposite moment when I tooted and it smelled just like IHOP just served me breakfast. 🤔 💭
This is a frequent random outburst from me.
an elderly woman wearing a hat and earrings is talking to a bald man in a hallway .
Alt: Elaine Stritch answering a man with, “Whoooooooo cares?!” From the movie Screwed (2000) starring Norm MacDonald.
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This is a frequent random outburst from me.
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wife: why is your new body wash half gone already?
me: (eyes go wide) oh you haven’t tasted it; you gotta taste it
me: (eyes go wide) oh you haven’t tasted it; you gotta taste it
September 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
wife: why is your new body wash half gone already?
me: (eyes go wide) oh you haven’t tasted it; you gotta taste it
me: (eyes go wide) oh you haven’t tasted it; you gotta taste it
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my eyebrows wiggled suggestively after a dirty joke in the 90s and havent stopped since
September 15, 2025 at 3:28 AM
my eyebrows wiggled suggestively after a dirty joke in the 90s and havent stopped since
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ENHANCE!!!!
September 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
ENHANCE!!!!
Typo during sexting like, “Post it in always and gyro meat.”
Typo during sexting like, "I want you to shut on my fact”
September 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Typo during sexting like, “Post it in always and gyro meat.”