hard to see someone else living your dream, but I'm happy for you

Thinking of Buschemi being in charge of celery marketing.. was that Portlandia?

That commercial is a hot topic in our home. None of us has ever had cottage cheese. Why is the commercial aired so frequently?

How many times were you ‘the babe with the power’?

I don’t like using the word ‘pussy’ or talking about my own, but this needed to be talked through with my closest friends. Thank you for listening and caring. ❤️

‘Pussy purse’ was the only words I could think of to define what it was in that moment. Like a coin purse.

Anyone else ever experience this? And, yes, I’d showered that night, so no Velcro-type cheese jokes are needed. Gross, guys.

I sleepily got out of bed, made my way to the bathroom, hovered over the toilet, began to urinate, heard my pussy filling up, then when the seam broke, it flowed as per usual.