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"whatever" he shrugged, putting fuck all effort into his pinned skeet...
die hard is a bonfire night movie...

(in the UK)
die hard is a halloween movie...
die hard is a labour day movie...
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
die hard is a halloween movie...
die hard is a labour day movie...
die hard is a bastille day movie...
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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A lint roller but for my life
September 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"oh yeah? well how about you 'everlasting gobstopper' on these you fucking weirdo" charlie said, stuffing another oompa loompa bollock into wonka's mouth...
September 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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let’s flood the house with carbon monoxide, make love, pass out sex-drunk & call it a life
September 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Actually, how even did Gwyneth Paltrow get away with selling that candle? Like if there was a Robert DeNiro candle called, “This Smells Like My Penis” it would be borderline sex offense.
September 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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But have you tried a comically large sandwich about it?
September 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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I got filter straws for the apocalypse so who wants to come over and drink the creek water behind my house with me to see if they work
September 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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In my experience you should shut the fuck up
September 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
die hard is a labour day movie...
die hard is a bastille day movie...
die hard is an independence day movie...
September 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
float like poop in a hot tub, sting like wasabi in your lube...
August 31, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Here to judge the skeets
August 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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the story about pinocchio's nose growing longer was all a lie
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I’m wearing lots and lots of clothes

-me flirting
August 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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worm in my apple, thought of you
August 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Not to brag but I haven’t acted like a psycho once today
August 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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People that understand sarcasm are the real heroes.
August 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Sorry about the jizz on your ceiling

It’s been a while
August 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM