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Waffle Coffee
@wafflecoffee.bsky.social
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"annoying woke twat"

fresh shite:
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polished turds:
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i just fucking don't know shit...

which is hard to argue with...
A Word Cloud by bskyinsights.com, showing my most frequently used words on Bluesky. My top 10 words are: fucking (130) shit (100) dont (81) know (67) just (61) want (35) when (33) stars (26) fuck (25) instead (24)
June 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
wafflecoffee.bsky.social
No cheating. You are stuck in the elevator with your last saved person photo.
rambo, doing rambo face but the gun has been removed making it look like he's giving 2 thumbs up...
March 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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to whom it may concern,

it's fucking coriander...
screenshot from pulp fiction of a furious looking samuel l jackson with his famous "say what again" line replaced with "say cilantro again, i double dare you motherfucker"
March 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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this could be us but you playing...
a donut covered in a creamy white glaze...
February 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Me examining new followers
scene in pulp fiction where jules is interrogating the people who stole a briefcase. subtitle reads "english motherfucker, do you speak it?"
January 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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*makes cum noises in an american accent*
a can of spray cheese with whatever the fuck kind of cheese they fill it with oozing down the side...
January 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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child being force fed a hotdog by an adult labelled as: child = the rest of the world. adult = america hotdog = the next 4 years
January 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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scene from zulu where upon realising they are outnumbered the sergeant utters the famous quote "zulus to the southwest sir, thousands of them" but with zulus replaced with alexandreas to symbolise a recent influx of porn bots on bluesky with most seemingly named alexandrea or versions of...
January 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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me flirting...
medieval painting depicting one man showing off an impressively large set of bollocks while two others look on (one of whom has a massive finger)
December 30, 2024 at 11:26 PM
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#MisquotedMovieScenes

“Say hello to my little friend"
sharon stone about to flash some muff basic instinct movie poster
December 26, 2024 at 10:59 AM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
phil, grant & peggy mitchell from eastenders looking menacing...
December 24, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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Me, facing 2025
kermit the frog bent over holding his ass open...
December 21, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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"Yabba dabba doo motherfucker"

#MisquoteAMovie
die hard
December 15, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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December 8, 2024 at 11:54 AM