@varnerism.bsky.social
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Bro, you added a reporter to the war group!
Oops. My bad.
Can't believe you, bro.
*"I've made a huge mistake" gif*
*Homer receding into bushes gif*
*Picard facepalm gif*
*gif of Urkel saying "Did I do that"*
*5 cry laughing reactions including one from the reporter*
Oops. My bad.
Can't believe you, bro.
*"I've made a huge mistake" gif*
*Homer receding into bushes gif*
*Picard facepalm gif*
*gif of Urkel saying "Did I do that"*
*5 cry laughing reactions including one from the reporter*
April 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Bro, you added a reporter to the war group!
Oops. My bad.
Can't believe you, bro.
*"I've made a huge mistake" gif*
*Homer receding into bushes gif*
*Picard facepalm gif*
*gif of Urkel saying "Did I do that"*
*5 cry laughing reactions including one from the reporter*
Oops. My bad.
Can't believe you, bro.
*"I've made a huge mistake" gif*
*Homer receding into bushes gif*
*Picard facepalm gif*
*gif of Urkel saying "Did I do that"*
*5 cry laughing reactions including one from the reporter*
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Mr. T pities all of humankind today
April 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Mr. T pities all of humankind today
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ICYMI:
An incredibly detailed and thoughtful 112-page order from the amazing Judge Amy Berman Jackson within which she issues a preliminary injunction blocking Trump from dismantling the CFPB.
Check out the language here in her Conclusion:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
An incredibly detailed and thoughtful 112-page order from the amazing Judge Amy Berman Jackson within which she issues a preliminary injunction blocking Trump from dismantling the CFPB.
Check out the language here in her Conclusion:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
March 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
ICYMI:
An incredibly detailed and thoughtful 112-page order from the amazing Judge Amy Berman Jackson within which she issues a preliminary injunction blocking Trump from dismantling the CFPB.
Check out the language here in her Conclusion:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
An incredibly detailed and thoughtful 112-page order from the amazing Judge Amy Berman Jackson within which she issues a preliminary injunction blocking Trump from dismantling the CFPB.
Check out the language here in her Conclusion:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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(My brain, 3:12 am)
If you can see your breath when it's cold, how come you can't see your farts
If you can see your breath when it's cold, how come you can't see your farts
March 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
(My brain, 3:12 am)
If you can see your breath when it's cold, how come you can't see your farts
If you can see your breath when it's cold, how come you can't see your farts
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I accidentally put a vape cartridge into my printer instead of ink and now it only prints pictures of guys named Chad wearing knock off Metallica t-shirts practicing karate
March 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I accidentally put a vape cartridge into my printer instead of ink and now it only prints pictures of guys named Chad wearing knock off Metallica t-shirts practicing karate
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BREAKING: A federal judge this morning issued a temporary restraining order blocking the Trump administration from invoking the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 to deport several Venezuelan nationals with no process.
Subscribe to Law Dork for a full report, which is forthcoming: www.lawdork.com
Subscribe to Law Dork for a full report, which is forthcoming: www.lawdork.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge this morning issued a temporary restraining order blocking the Trump administration from invoking the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 to deport several Venezuelan nationals with no process.
Subscribe to Law Dork for a full report, which is forthcoming: www.lawdork.com
Subscribe to Law Dork for a full report, which is forthcoming: www.lawdork.com
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You can get away with saying some amazingly stupid stuff by prefacing it with "in these, my advancing years"
March 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You can get away with saying some amazingly stupid stuff by prefacing it with "in these, my advancing years"
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We’re still investigating but it appears someone used our WiFi to start a war with Björk
February 22, 2025 at 7:12 AM
We’re still investigating but it appears someone used our WiFi to start a war with Björk
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The shareholders at Tesla would probably like to ask a similar question: "Elon, what did you get done for us last week, other than further alienating our most likely customers with your obnoxious fascist stunts?
February 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The shareholders at Tesla would probably like to ask a similar question: "Elon, what did you get done for us last week, other than further alienating our most likely customers with your obnoxious fascist stunts?
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Some teenager just showed up and fired all of our jugglers.
February 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Some teenager just showed up and fired all of our jugglers.
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RFK Jr wanting to take people off of their life saving meds and put them in labor camps to grow organic food is an idea only an unmedicated, roadkill eating, live animal smoothie making crackpot would think is a good idea.
February 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
RFK Jr wanting to take people off of their life saving meds and put them in labor camps to grow organic food is an idea only an unmedicated, roadkill eating, live animal smoothie making crackpot would think is a good idea.
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babe not now i’m playin the butt bongos
February 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
babe not now i’m playin the butt bongos
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
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BREAKING - Elon Musk slated to win $400 MILLION govt contract to make "armored Tesla" -- after $38 MILLION SpaceX contract yesterday
Musk's plan:
-- Shut down parts of the govt investigating him
-- Claim that he's stopping government spending
-- Give himself all the money
Musk's plan:
-- Shut down parts of the govt investigating him
-- Claim that he's stopping government spending
-- Give himself all the money
February 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
BREAKING - Elon Musk slated to win $400 MILLION govt contract to make "armored Tesla" -- after $38 MILLION SpaceX contract yesterday
Musk's plan:
-- Shut down parts of the govt investigating him
-- Claim that he's stopping government spending
-- Give himself all the money
Musk's plan:
-- Shut down parts of the govt investigating him
-- Claim that he's stopping government spending
-- Give himself all the money
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Everything started going downhill the second that country music became mainstream
January 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Everything started going downhill the second that country music became mainstream
The civil tone and discreet volume the little turd used when asking the orange blob to stfu!
a man singing into a microphone wearing a jacket that says rta on it
ALT: a man singing into a microphone wearing a jacket that says rta on it
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The civil tone and discreet volume the little turd used when asking the orange blob to stfu!
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In a committed relationship with the downfall of my enemies
February 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In a committed relationship with the downfall of my enemies
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I don’t need online fame. I was once known as The Philadelphia Swiss Cheese Pervert.
February 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I don’t need online fame. I was once known as The Philadelphia Swiss Cheese Pervert.
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Laws. The word you're looking for here is "laws."
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But people who have known Musk for years say his single-minded willingness to break [Highlighting begins] rules [Highlighting ends] in service of a larger mission is unparalleled. He once told Tesla employees they would lose stock options if they joined a union — a comment deemed an unlawful threat by the National Labor Relations Board and the courts. He has tussled with the Federal Aviation Administration over launching rockets without proper permission and paid fines from the Environmental Protection Agency for dumping wastewater on protected Texas wetlands.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lyspo2bgxpznqtug5ir2q33g/bafkreie6ej433ncj5wht5aulh6azdb55rtedmjfdnpx3v6s3jxbx3vuk5a@jpeg)
February 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Laws. The word you're looking for here is "laws."
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my beautiful bride says I spend too much time on social media. oh great and now the priest is agreeing with her
January 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
my beautiful bride says I spend too much time on social media. oh great and now the priest is agreeing with her