Valkysas
@valkysas.bsky.social
You know. That guy. Llamas are in pile. I take them out of pile. Llamas get in pile again. I always take out of pile the Llamas. Nonbinary, Aro-Ace - He/Him
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If your primary news source is Facebook clickbait (and it often is!) you are currently under the impression that the creator of Mario has died.
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If your primary news source is Facebook clickbait (and it often is!) you are currently under the impression that the creator of Mario has died.
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Long considered lost media? I have it on DVD, you dumbfucks. I bought it FROM A MALL. Bandai released it legitimately in English. Did the world's dumbest AI write your article? Typing "red spectacles dvd" into the ebay search box too much work for you?
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Long considered lost media? I have it on DVD, you dumbfucks. I bought it FROM A MALL. Bandai released it legitimately in English. Did the world's dumbest AI write your article? Typing "red spectacles dvd" into the ebay search box too much work for you?
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
Everything is lost media when you're stupid.
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I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
Trump: “I am withdrawing my support and Endorsement of ‘Congresswoman’ Marjorie Taylor Greene…”
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I am begging America to not be stupid enough to embrace a racist and an antisemite because Donald Trump thinks she's a meanie. Just grab some popcorn and watch the Nazis fight.
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KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
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THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
THEN YOU PURCHASE THEM AND DO NOT USE THE PROPERTY OF OTHERS
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(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
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Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
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The new Metroid Prime 4 will welcome a tiny yellow alien named Myles that only Samus can see.
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The new Metroid Prime 4 will welcome a tiny yellow alien named Myles that only Samus can see.
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I have the Power! (… wait, wrong franchise) - it’s Powermaster Optimus Prime! Incredibly when I was little I used to resent having this toy rather than the original which is crazy as it is SO good & I had so much fun with it. I gave my small robot Pretender Jazz’s rifle as he can’t hold his well
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I have the Power! (… wait, wrong franchise) - it’s Powermaster Optimus Prime! Incredibly when I was little I used to resent having this toy rather than the original which is crazy as it is SO good & I had so much fun with it. I gave my small robot Pretender Jazz’s rifle as he can’t hold his well
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"We are friends, you and I. Friends."
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"Friends. Good!"
All shot practically using real figures, lighting, smoke and miniature sets.
#frankenstein #thebrideoffrankenstein #photography #blackandwhite #miniatures #universalmonsters
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"Friends. Good!"
All shot practically using real figures, lighting, smoke and miniature sets.
#frankenstein #thebrideoffrankenstein #photography #blackandwhite #miniatures #universalmonsters
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"We are friends, you and I. Friends."
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"Friends. Good!"
All shot practically using real figures, lighting, smoke and miniature sets.
#frankenstein #thebrideoffrankenstein #photography #blackandwhite #miniatures #universalmonsters
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"Friends. Good!"
All shot practically using real figures, lighting, smoke and miniature sets.
#frankenstein #thebrideoffrankenstein #photography #blackandwhite #miniatures #universalmonsters
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
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working at the nyt
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
working at the nyt
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I'm a big a Metroid lover, going back to NES. I wanted a Game Boy when I was a little kid to play Metroid II mainly! When I got it, I played it ENDLESSLY. I also got Super Metroid as a birthday present and played it endlessly! I also read and re-read the Valiant Metroid comic repeatedly.
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November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm a big a Metroid lover, going back to NES. I wanted a Game Boy when I was a little kid to play Metroid II mainly! When I got it, I played it ENDLESSLY. I also got Super Metroid as a birthday present and played it endlessly! I also read and re-read the Valiant Metroid comic repeatedly.
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When a far right pundit on a CNN panel with me ‘joked’ about my beeper going off live on air & then got banned by CNN, Megyn Kelly had him on her show & they both laughed about it.
Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.
Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
When a far right pundit on a CNN panel with me ‘joked’ about my beeper going off live on air & then got banned by CNN, Megyn Kelly had him on her show & they both laughed about it.
Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.
Yet here is Kelly getting super offended when someone else makes the beeper threat against her. Oh, the hypocrisy.
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So I think a reason why Metroid usually ends up a mess writing-wise is because nobody really knows who Samus IS -- myself included.
I recently re-posted and added to an article I wrote for USG. There are many versions of Samus, and this interpretation is my fav.
www.patreon.com/posts/135186...
I recently re-posted and added to an article I wrote for USG. There are many versions of Samus, and this interpretation is my fav.
www.patreon.com/posts/135186...
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
So I think a reason why Metroid usually ends up a mess writing-wise is because nobody really knows who Samus IS -- myself included.
I recently re-posted and added to an article I wrote for USG. There are many versions of Samus, and this interpretation is my fav.
www.patreon.com/posts/135186...
I recently re-posted and added to an article I wrote for USG. There are many versions of Samus, and this interpretation is my fav.
www.patreon.com/posts/135186...
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Last night I watched a streamer in Arc that downed other players and then had them answer trivia questions in exchange for a revive. The questions were like "who runs this whole operation" and "what's the name of the cataclysmic event that led to all this" and lol no, gamers do not pay attention.
You wanna know why we're having nag line discourse in 2025? Because developers know we're fighting an attention economy war we'll lose no matter what. Players don't read, have TikTok open next to them, god forbid we are scared you miss something and then blame us for not giving you all the info.
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Last night I watched a streamer in Arc that downed other players and then had them answer trivia questions in exchange for a revive. The questions were like "who runs this whole operation" and "what's the name of the cataclysmic event that led to all this" and lol no, gamers do not pay attention.
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We've just had someone block us for being anti-AI.
We don't apologise for this. GenAI is almost overwhelmingly trained on human-made content without permission. It produces soulless results & we oppose its use in all forms of art.
If you're upset by that, feel free to unfollow
We don't apologise for this. GenAI is almost overwhelmingly trained on human-made content without permission. It produces soulless results & we oppose its use in all forms of art.
If you're upset by that, feel free to unfollow
a no ai sign with a red circle
ALT: a no ai sign with a red circle
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
We've just had someone block us for being anti-AI.
We don't apologise for this. GenAI is almost overwhelmingly trained on human-made content without permission. It produces soulless results & we oppose its use in all forms of art.
If you're upset by that, feel free to unfollow
We don't apologise for this. GenAI is almost overwhelmingly trained on human-made content without permission. It produces soulless results & we oppose its use in all forms of art.
If you're upset by that, feel free to unfollow
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Political phone survey asked how to spell my name. My answer:
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Political phone survey asked how to spell my name. My answer:
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This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is the most glamorous opening to an article about a white supremacist flattering journalist who lied to her readers and editors while having an affair with narcissistic crank who eats roadkill, swims in sewer water, will cause children to die, and is 50 years her senior that I've ever read.
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Anyway, here’s the Megaman drawing I was talking about. Dunno if I ever posted it here.
September 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Anyway, here’s the Megaman drawing I was talking about. Dunno if I ever posted it here.
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In fairness, it was a horrible thing to wish upon a woodchipper.
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
In fairness, it was a horrible thing to wish upon a woodchipper.
Fuck you and no?
Horizon Forbidden West pulled this same garbage with Aloy immediately telling me how to solve every puzzle an it completely killed the game for me.
You don’t get to decide what is a make or break situation for anyone but yourself.
Horizon Forbidden West pulled this same garbage with Aloy immediately telling me how to solve every puzzle an it completely killed the game for me.
You don’t get to decide what is a make or break situation for anyone but yourself.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fuck you and no?
Horizon Forbidden West pulled this same garbage with Aloy immediately telling me how to solve every puzzle an it completely killed the game for me.
You don’t get to decide what is a make or break situation for anyone but yourself.
Horizon Forbidden West pulled this same garbage with Aloy immediately telling me how to solve every puzzle an it completely killed the game for me.
You don’t get to decide what is a make or break situation for anyone but yourself.
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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