@utterlybaffled.bsky.social
He/Him
Bored library socialist who should probably stop using this app.
Bored library socialist who should probably stop using this app.
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Anyone proposing even more limits on Section 8 has never been on Section 8.
A local housing authority tried to terminate a client's voucher because they purportedly violated its terms by becoming disabled.
A local housing authority tried to terminate a client's voucher because they purportedly violated its terms by becoming disabled.
January 11, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Anyone proposing even more limits on Section 8 has never been on Section 8.
A local housing authority tried to terminate a client's voucher because they purportedly violated its terms by becoming disabled.
A local housing authority tried to terminate a client's voucher because they purportedly violated its terms by becoming disabled.
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They're calling it the imperial boomerang, folks. They say it's the biggest boomerang they've ever seen, maybe even a plane of some kind. Whatever it is, it's coming right back to us, right back to us. The haters say it's not returning to the imperial core, but folks it's called a boomerang for a re
January 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
They're calling it the imperial boomerang, folks. They say it's the biggest boomerang they've ever seen, maybe even a plane of some kind. Whatever it is, it's coming right back to us, right back to us. The haters say it's not returning to the imperial core, but folks it's called a boomerang for a re
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today I have a zoom interview to be a penguin looker-atter at the aquarium, and if god has ever loved me even a little he will let me have this
i signed up for this site that helps connect you with volunteer opportunities, and holy shit look what they just sent me
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
today I have a zoom interview to be a penguin looker-atter at the aquarium, and if god has ever loved me even a little he will let me have this
Like a cartoon of a out of town uch douche
Nehls: I just recommend that people comply with officers' instructions.
Reporter: They did tell her to move her car and she moved her car..
Reporter: They did tell her to move her car and she moved her car..
January 9, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Like a cartoon of a out of town uch douche
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This morning the heat pump guys are supposed to return and try to figure out what is still wrong with it.
If it's what the tech said he thinks it is, apparently the repair will involve fistfighting a robot of some kind
If it's what the tech said he thinks it is, apparently the repair will involve fistfighting a robot of some kind
January 9, 2026 at 11:05 AM
This morning the heat pump guys are supposed to return and try to figure out what is still wrong with it.
If it's what the tech said he thinks it is, apparently the repair will involve fistfighting a robot of some kind
If it's what the tech said he thinks it is, apparently the repair will involve fistfighting a robot of some kind
Oh really? That's a suprise.
January 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Oh really? That's a suprise.
Well that's pretty fucking bad
Earlier today, Elon Musk endorsed full-on Neo-Nazi blood and soil ideology.
January 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Well that's pretty fucking bad
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I teach bystander intervention for a living and have taught de-escalation to law enforcement.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
January 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I teach bystander intervention for a living and have taught de-escalation to law enforcement.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
Trust me when I say that bottle girls, gas station clerks, strippers, front desk employees at hotels and airports, baristas, etc. have better de-escalation skills than any cop I've ever seen.
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😭 BEING EVIL SHOULD NOT BE SO PROFITABLE WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS OUR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR FUCKIN BULLSHIT
January 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
😭 BEING EVIL SHOULD NOT BE SO PROFITABLE WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS OUR HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR FUCKIN BULLSHIT
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I can’t get over all the journalists and centrist pundits who sneered that “Twitter isn’t real life” when it was full of weird leftists but now insist it’s a vital window into the public mood when the entire site is Nazis, illegal porn, bots, and Belarusians calling themselves “Iowa MAGA Farm Guy”
thinking about how long leftists were blamed for making twitter inhospitable for MPs who are refusing point blank to leave now it's full of nazis and child porn
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I can’t get over all the journalists and centrist pundits who sneered that “Twitter isn’t real life” when it was full of weird leftists but now insist it’s a vital window into the public mood when the entire site is Nazis, illegal porn, bots, and Belarusians calling themselves “Iowa MAGA Farm Guy”
I'm so tired of the only reasonable response being one I can not make publicly.
January 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I'm so tired of the only reasonable response being one I can not make publicly.
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2001: The FBI will hunt down your whole family for pirating a movie
2026: idk the internet is so hard to make laws about
2026: idk the internet is so hard to make laws about
When politicians say this i am always baffled, like, wym "laws aren't keeping up" last i checked making child porn is illegal and all parties involved can face charges, including the servers hosting it.
Like is the hesitation here in the fact that too many right wing men would have to face charges?
Like is the hesitation here in the fact that too many right wing men would have to face charges?
X not responsible for child sexual abuse images, individual users are - Media Minister jrnl.ie/6921190
January 8, 2026 at 7:36 PM
2001: The FBI will hunt down your whole family for pirating a movie
2026: idk the internet is so hard to make laws about
2026: idk the internet is so hard to make laws about
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"The gaslighting is off the charts"
It's completely insane that this reddit-brained gorilla is positioned near the apex of one of history's most powerful and oppressive structures.
It's completely insane that this reddit-brained gorilla is positioned near the apex of one of history's most powerful and oppressive structures.
You can tell things are going well when the VP is tweeting through it.
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
"The gaslighting is off the charts"
It's completely insane that this reddit-brained gorilla is positioned near the apex of one of history's most powerful and oppressive structures.
It's completely insane that this reddit-brained gorilla is positioned near the apex of one of history's most powerful and oppressive structures.
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Yup. If you’re wearing an “I Voted” sticker, they’ll pass over you like it’s the blood of the lamb
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Yup. If you’re wearing an “I Voted” sticker, they’ll pass over you like it’s the blood of the lamb
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Elon musk, the world's richest man, just finished a stint as part of the US government where he oversaw the murder of hundreds of thousands of children and counting, and now is overseeing a website producing the most CSAM per minute in history.
January 8, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Elon musk, the world's richest man, just finished a stint as part of the US government where he oversaw the murder of hundreds of thousands of children and counting, and now is overseeing a website producing the most CSAM per minute in history.
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“Well maybe they need training”
Fuck you. Go train your heart to be better or burn in hell. Simple as that
Fuck you. Go train your heart to be better or burn in hell. Simple as that
January 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
“Well maybe they need training”
Fuck you. Go train your heart to be better or burn in hell. Simple as that
Fuck you. Go train your heart to be better or burn in hell. Simple as that
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The moderate position here is that every single ICE agent should be tried and put in prison for their many crimes. That's the baseline
January 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The moderate position here is that every single ICE agent should be tried and put in prison for their many crimes. That's the baseline
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for fucking decades i've had to listen to right wingers jerk off to their fantasies of masked federal agents turning their guns on innocent Americans and then the moment it actually happens they're sniveling boot-licking scum
January 8, 2026 at 12:42 AM
for fucking decades i've had to listen to right wingers jerk off to their fantasies of masked federal agents turning their guns on innocent Americans and then the moment it actually happens they're sniveling boot-licking scum
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I believe they understand. They just don't believe that they will be the ones shot in the face.
There are people who still don't understand that you can do everything right--you can do everything they tell you--and you will still be shot in the face.
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I believe they understand. They just don't believe that they will be the ones shot in the face.
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Anyway, here's DHS claiming a Chicago woman rammed their car and that justified shooting her. That case was dismissed after the agent was caught bragging about the shooting.
Feds Dismiss Charges Against Woman Shot by Border Patrol Agent in Brighton Park
Texts from the Border Patrol agent who fired at Martinez revealed he apparently bragged about the shooting to others, stating in one message that he’d “fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in ...
news.wttw.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Anyway, here's DHS claiming a Chicago woman rammed their car and that justified shooting her. That case was dismissed after the agent was caught bragging about the shooting.
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don't you see they're killing us as a distraction
January 7, 2026 at 11:45 PM
don't you see they're killing us as a distraction
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Abolish the police before they abolish you
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 7, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Abolish the police before they abolish you
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Something that comes up a lot in my head.
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Something that comes up a lot in my head.