UrzaMTG
@urzamtg.bsky.social
He/him/his. Software engineer, twitch enthusiast, video and board gamer, Black Lives Matter, Protect Trans Kids, opinions are my own.
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UrzaMTG
@urzamtg.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Are we making new introduction posts? Great, okay.
Hi, I'm Urza, I built my Internet identity off a character from a card game that I realized a decade later was Not A Good Person ™️
Hi, I'm Urza, I built my Internet identity off a character from a card game that I realized a decade later was Not A Good Person ™️
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you weren't paying attention.
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
you weren't paying attention.
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to the guy who left a negative white label review because they got mad that the d-cell bluesky account was used to make an anti-ai stance i gotta know
how many times did you reroll before you got the text you posted
how many times did you reroll before you got the text you posted
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
to the guy who left a negative white label review because they got mad that the d-cell bluesky account was used to make an anti-ai stance i gotta know
how many times did you reroll before you got the text you posted
how many times did you reroll before you got the text you posted
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The alt text is the icing on the cake 🧁
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The alt text is the icing on the cake 🧁
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this is going to be a thread that gets more obscure with every detail
In the Japanese release of Super Mario RPG, the lamp in the Marrymore suite flips itself horizontally overnight when you go to sleep. (1/?)
In the Japanese release of Super Mario RPG, the lamp in the Marrymore suite flips itself horizontally overnight when you go to sleep. (1/?)
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
this is going to be a thread that gets more obscure with every detail
In the Japanese release of Super Mario RPG, the lamp in the Marrymore suite flips itself horizontally overnight when you go to sleep. (1/?)
In the Japanese release of Super Mario RPG, the lamp in the Marrymore suite flips itself horizontally overnight when you go to sleep. (1/?)
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YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.
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…🤔
Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
…🤔
Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
Kirbussy’s Wet Dreamland
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Just a holiday reminder! 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Just a holiday reminder! 😂
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Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Don't forget that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving film.
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Time once again for my very official measure of Chicago traffic: “How many Rise Againsts?” Start playing their catalog on exiting O’Hare and see how many albums it takes to get to Union Station. Got a feeling we might not even get one full Rise Against today. 🤞
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Time once again for my very official measure of Chicago traffic: “How many Rise Againsts?” Start playing their catalog on exiting O’Hare and see how many albums it takes to get to Union Station. Got a feeling we might not even get one full Rise Against today. 🤞
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Friendly reminder that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Friendly reminder that Sam Raimi's Spider-Man is a Thanksgiving movie.
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UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts.
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
UNBOUND AUTHORS: Leftover copies of your books in the UK (MacMillan) warehouse will be pulped within the next week or two. DM me for a link to the warehouse stock list and contacts.
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
If you have no dosh, another publisher (Wilton Sq) is willing to buy the books & distribute on a 50/50 profit split
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TAPS SCREEN
For like the zillionth time: Libraries are FREE for you, but WE still get compensated for our work!!
For like the zillionth time: Libraries are FREE for you, but WE still get compensated for our work!!
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
TAPS SCREEN
For like the zillionth time: Libraries are FREE for you, but WE still get compensated for our work!!
For like the zillionth time: Libraries are FREE for you, but WE still get compensated for our work!!
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MPA Rates ‘Zootopia 2’ PG-13 For Sexually Awakening Content https://theonion.com/mpa-rates-zootopia-2-pg-13-for-sexually-awakening-content/
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hey twitch.tv/weffjebster
there's like nothing i could put here that would convince you to either join or not join stream. you're looking for the go-live or you're not. no one cares that i'm playing PK Scramble Randomizer for EarthBound for the SNES
there's like nothing i could put here that would convince you to either join or not join stream. you're looking for the go-live or you're not. no one cares that i'm playing PK Scramble Randomizer for EarthBound for the SNES
weffjebster - Twitch
twitch dot teevee's leading randomizer dad
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November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
hey twitch.tv/weffjebster
there's like nothing i could put here that would convince you to either join or not join stream. you're looking for the go-live or you're not. no one cares that i'm playing PK Scramble Randomizer for EarthBound for the SNES
there's like nothing i could put here that would convince you to either join or not join stream. you're looking for the go-live or you're not. no one cares that i'm playing PK Scramble Randomizer for EarthBound for the SNES
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grease floats.
when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks.
the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process.
listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.
when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks.
the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process.
listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
grease floats.
when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks.
the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process.
listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.
when it flows in sewage and into our plants, it thickens as temps fall, separating in our settling tanks.
the churning water forms grease globs that build like snowballs, and operators remove them so they don’t clog the process.
listen. don’t pour grease down your drains.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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Four of my partners are EDS patients. No, I don't know why I'm drawn to them.
But oh my dear doctors, let me tell you that yes, if someone tells you they have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, you drop everything and triple-check literally everything you know against this unique human standing before you.
But oh my dear doctors, let me tell you that yes, if someone tells you they have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, you drop everything and triple-check literally everything you know against this unique human standing before you.
Dear Medical Providers:
EDS patients are built different. Not only was my tooth being pounded into its socket according to the new dentist, it drifted into a cross-bite position to try to escape.
It should correct with the new crown and the fixes, but...ELEVEN MONTHS. Be so for real now...
EDS patients are built different. Not only was my tooth being pounded into its socket according to the new dentist, it drifted into a cross-bite position to try to escape.
It should correct with the new crown and the fixes, but...ELEVEN MONTHS. Be so for real now...
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Four of my partners are EDS patients. No, I don't know why I'm drawn to them.
But oh my dear doctors, let me tell you that yes, if someone tells you they have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, you drop everything and triple-check literally everything you know against this unique human standing before you.
But oh my dear doctors, let me tell you that yes, if someone tells you they have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, you drop everything and triple-check literally everything you know against this unique human standing before you.
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This.
If you have ADHD and have trouble getting to sleep, try drinking a stimulant like coffee before bed.
The idea is you stimulate the brain out of deficit, so instead of it trying to manufacture dopamine, it can rest.
If you have ADHD and have trouble getting to sleep, try drinking a stimulant like coffee before bed.
The idea is you stimulate the brain out of deficit, so instead of it trying to manufacture dopamine, it can rest.
I took stimulants, drank a coffee, and had an energy drink so now it's time to pass out because ADHD is A TRIP.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
This.
If you have ADHD and have trouble getting to sleep, try drinking a stimulant like coffee before bed.
The idea is you stimulate the brain out of deficit, so instead of it trying to manufacture dopamine, it can rest.
If you have ADHD and have trouble getting to sleep, try drinking a stimulant like coffee before bed.
The idea is you stimulate the brain out of deficit, so instead of it trying to manufacture dopamine, it can rest.
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“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
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TRAFFIC ALERT: Beginning Mon, Nov. 24, the Hilliard Rd. westbound lane will be closed during daytime work hours. The work will begin at 8:30 AM on Monday and Tuesday to not interfere with school drop-off at Harding MS.
Detours and signage will be in place; please avoid the area during these times.
Detours and signage will be in place; please avoid the area during these times.
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
TRAFFIC ALERT: Beginning Mon, Nov. 24, the Hilliard Rd. westbound lane will be closed during daytime work hours. The work will begin at 8:30 AM on Monday and Tuesday to not interfere with school drop-off at Harding MS.
Detours and signage will be in place; please avoid the area during these times.
Detours and signage will be in place; please avoid the area during these times.
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.