The Satellite
@thesatellite.bsky.social
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🏳️⚧️ trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
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the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
From Transylvania to Hyrule, it's time to return to the Mushroom Kngdom as we dive into Super Mario 3D Land!
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November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
From Transylvania to Hyrule, it's time to return to the Mushroom Kngdom as we dive into Super Mario 3D Land!
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me: "I wish I had a Switch 2 pro controller to wake up the console without having to go physically turn it on"
also me: "wow how did I survive through the GameCube era"
also me: "wow how did I survive through the GameCube era"
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
me: "I wish I had a Switch 2 pro controller to wake up the console without having to go physically turn it on"
also me: "wow how did I survive through the GameCube era"
also me: "wow how did I survive through the GameCube era"
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On the one hand, it's nice that modern platformers restart you from checkpoint so swiftly after a death now.
On the other, I miss cool death jingles.
On the other, I miss cool death jingles.
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
On the one hand, it's nice that modern platformers restart you from checkpoint so swiftly after a death now.
On the other, I miss cool death jingles.
On the other, I miss cool death jingles.
New BlOps has AI garbage in it?
Heh... more like "SlOps."
Heh... more like "SlOps."
November 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
New BlOps has AI garbage in it?
Heh... more like "SlOps."
Heh... more like "SlOps."
"my cat is a STUPID idiot"
"what'd she do"
"exist"
"what'd she do"
"exist"
November 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"my cat is a STUPID idiot"
"what'd she do"
"exist"
"what'd she do"
"exist"
It's kinda funny that my mom complains about "handouts" yet she sure does hope Trump gives her $2000.
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It's kinda funny that my mom complains about "handouts" yet she sure does hope Trump gives her $2000.
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They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.
But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
Nearing the end of Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment on Way of the Hero: Side Adventure! Only one or two more streams to go, I think!
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November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Nearing the end of Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment on Way of the Hero: Side Adventure! Only one or two more streams to go, I think!
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Anyway stream may be delayed or called off depending, kitchen sink's acting weird and my dad's coming over to check it out.
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Anyway stream may be delayed or called off depending, kitchen sink's acting weird and my dad's coming over to check it out.
Discord asked me for feedback on how blocking works and I hope this means they plan on improving it. I basically told them I do not want to see blocked people's messages AT ALL, not even a "blocked message" popup, and that I'd also prefer them not to see my messages either.
Fingers crossed.
Fingers crossed.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Discord asked me for feedback on how blocking works and I hope this means they plan on improving it. I basically told them I do not want to see blocked people's messages AT ALL, not even a "blocked message" popup, and that I'd also prefer them not to see my messages either.
Fingers crossed.
Fingers crossed.
So you're saying Epstein was attracted to underage girls?
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So you're saying Epstein was attracted to underage girls?
Between two main series releases and two Hyrule Warriors spinoffs, I know some people are getting fatigued of the Breath of the Wild world and that's fair and all, but I love that world and I don't really mind.
also stop forgetting Echoes of Wisdom happened dammit
also stop forgetting Echoes of Wisdom happened dammit
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Between two main series releases and two Hyrule Warriors spinoffs, I know some people are getting fatigued of the Breath of the Wild world and that's fair and all, but I love that world and I don't really mind.
also stop forgetting Echoes of Wisdom happened dammit
also stop forgetting Echoes of Wisdom happened dammit
Continuing Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment on Way of the Hero: Side Adventure! Let's continue to push back against the dark forces!
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November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Continuing Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment on Way of the Hero: Side Adventure! Let's continue to push back against the dark forces!
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
close enough, welcome back Nintendo Wii
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
close enough, welcome back Nintendo Wii
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maybe we could use another splash screen.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
maybe we could use another splash screen.
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I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I’ve seen a few folks go for the “if you simply must watch that new Harry Potter show just pirate it” and sorry. No. Just no. Just don’t watch it. At all. Ever. Break free of it. It’s time. You’ll be ok. I promise. I know it mattered to you as a kid. Find new things, it’s healthier. Just move on.
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
Played through the first world of this and it's really good! If you need a DKC-style fix this'll do the trick, and it's very cute to boot!
Windswept - OUT NOW!
A 90's inspired collectathon platformer - tough as nails - and oh so cute!
You must help them!
🦆🐢
Find it on:
🔹 Steam
🔹 Nintendo Switch
🔹 PS4/5
🔹 Xbox Series X/S
🔹 GOG
A 90's inspired collectathon platformer - tough as nails - and oh so cute!
You must help them!
🦆🐢
Find it on:
🔹 Steam
🔹 Nintendo Switch
🔹 PS4/5
🔹 Xbox Series X/S
🔹 GOG
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Played through the first world of this and it's really good! If you need a DKC-style fix this'll do the trick, and it's very cute to boot!
Continuing Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment on Way of the Hero: Side Adventure! What awaits us in the Great Hyrule Forest?
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November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Continuing Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment on Way of the Hero: Side Adventure! What awaits us in the Great Hyrule Forest?
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