The Satellite
@thesatellite.bsky.social
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Profile and header art by @thatllamagirl.bsky.social!
🏳️⚧️ trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
https://twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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due to inflation he is now the Forty-Three Point Eight Million Dollar Man, thank you for understanding
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
due to inflation he is now the Forty-Three Point Eight Million Dollar Man, thank you for understanding
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The video game character I relate to the most is the crab in Donkey Kong Bananza cowering within the confines of an upturned relic of the 1990s, sheltering themselves from the harsh light of the world outside.
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The video game character I relate to the most is the crab in Donkey Kong Bananza cowering within the confines of an upturned relic of the 1990s, sheltering themselves from the harsh light of the world outside.
the Nintendony PlayCube is way better than the Microsega Dreambox
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the Nintendony PlayCube is way better than the Microsega Dreambox
Played some Mario Kart World online and found my doppelganger. Clearly we're best friends now.
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Played some Mario Kart World online and found my doppelganger. Clearly we're best friends now.
happy birthday xbox
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
happy birthday xbox
"What is the charge? Playing a game? A succulent Chinese game?" - mihoyo gamers idk
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
"What is the charge? Playing a game? A succulent Chinese game?" - mihoyo gamers idk
the rise of fascism in America can be directly linked to video games having less loading times, the people no longer have patience for good things
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
the rise of fascism in America can be directly linked to video games having less loading times, the people no longer have patience for good things
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
November 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.
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Hey.
Kindly reminder.
Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are.
This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults.
If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
Kindly reminder.
Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are.
This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults.
If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey.
Kindly reminder.
Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are.
This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults.
If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
Kindly reminder.
Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are.
This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults.
If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
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the warhammer is my warpenis
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
the warhammer is my warpenis
the warhammer is my warpenis
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
the warhammer is my warpenis
you know it took me forever to figure out how to pronounce "Ristar" until I realized "the man's got stretchy WRISTS"
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
you know it took me forever to figure out how to pronounce "Ristar" until I realized "the man's got stretchy WRISTS"
I gotta say, those accounts that are like "LOOK AT HOW AI FUCKED THIS THING UP" do nothing for me. GenAI is garbage and constantly wrong, this isn't new information, let that shit rot into obscurity.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I gotta say, those accounts that are like "LOOK AT HOW AI FUCKED THIS THING UP" do nothing for me. GenAI is garbage and constantly wrong, this isn't new information, let that shit rot into obscurity.
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(They’re being very patient)
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
(They’re being very patient)
Gonna make some attempts at a bonus level in Windswept because I was on a roll and didn't want to stop, then ALttP rando after!
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November 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gonna make some attempts at a bonus level in Windswept because I was on a roll and didn't want to stop, then ALttP rando after!
twitch.tv/thesatellite54
twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Thought this said "NVIDIA Earrings" and now I'm wondering how that'd work.
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Thought this said "NVIDIA Earrings" and now I'm wondering how that'd work.
Next up in Mario, the third entry in the NSMB subseries! Aptly named New Super Mario Bros.... 2.
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twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Next up in Mario, the third entry in the NSMB subseries! Aptly named New Super Mario Bros.... 2.
twitch.tv/thesatellite54
twitch.tv/thesatellite54
"I hope the Zelda Movie adapts Ocarina of Time's story!"
Why. If you want OoT's story, play OoT! I promise you it'll tell its story way better than any movie could.
Why. If you want OoT's story, play OoT! I promise you it'll tell its story way better than any movie could.
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"I hope the Zelda Movie adapts Ocarina of Time's story!"
Why. If you want OoT's story, play OoT! I promise you it'll tell its story way better than any movie could.
Why. If you want OoT's story, play OoT! I promise you it'll tell its story way better than any movie could.
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I quote this far too much.
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I quote this far too much.